Monday, March 5th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 2nd!
Carrot Top was forced to change his name to Carrot Tip-Over after his massive shoulder implants eventually made standing upright impossible. - Effzilla
Runners-up:
You can run, Burger King, but you can't hide. - WillDevil
Word to Kirk Cameron: It's not God who's watching you. - dfanintheD
This is Ronald McDonald's friend Kurt McUpskirt. - citizenstrange
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Kurt McUpskirt is classic!! No offense to anyone else but that's totally the best caption.
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This photo is one of the BEST I've seen on here. Hilarious and I love it! Thanks for posting.
Congrats, winnahs! WTG, Effzilla, WillDevil, dfanintheD, and citizenstrange! All very McFunny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congratulations, all! I especially love the Kirk Cameron one.
Hahahhaa great job winners!
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"Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people." J. Goldwater
Great job to all the winners!
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I have never loved life so much.
MC YAY!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats, everyone! Those were hilarious! I nearly did a spit-take at that last one.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
You'd think he of all people would be immune to the E. coli by now.
He's climbin in yo windows, snatching yo nuggets up!
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 4:06am.
Don't mind me. I'm just watching Kate Upton eat a cheeseburger while I put some special sauce on the roof.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Gaycrest's idea of a FULL meal!
He's climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo nuggets up!
He's climbing in yo windows, snatchin yo nuggets up!
Satan is watching you pee and poop!
If you're are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair. Or order some fries. Bitch.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Lindsay Lohan Fully Bloated.
Word to Kirk Cameron: It's not God who's watching you.
In a parallel universe The Ronald McDonald House takes on a new sinister nature.
Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:22pm.
We all float down heeeeerrrreee.....
Perfect!
"You stupid ignorant giant clown, when I told you to 'turn that frown upside down' I didn't mean... ah, forget it."
In a controversial rooftop promotion, McDonald's introduces the "BendOver Burger" served on a nalga bun and smothered in glitter sauce.
John Wayne Gacy's dreams from Hell.
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www.dungeonhordes.com
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I will never think of happy meals in the same way again.
Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air…
There is the clown!
The big hungry clown!
I don't have any clever comment, all I can say is that if I were a child eating at that McDonald's, I'd be fucking terrified.
Anne Hathaway gave up meat for lent but looks like she's about to get it back.
McTerrifying
Rick Santorum's America.
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"Look into my eyes,what you are eating is foood"
Excuse me Jessica Simpson, why don't you have a seat over there....
" I'm Hover-In"
Don't mind me. I'm just watching Kate Upton eat a cheeseburger while I put some special sauce on the roof.
Mcupsideonalds
How Ronald creates the "special sauce." Just wait til you see how he makes the sesame seed buns!!!
Submitted by ahtitan on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 1:50am.
YOU WILL TRY THE MCBITES, OR YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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Hahahaha. I have had them, and they are not good.
The day Ronald's evil twin Raoul ate the place empty.
Please help me guys her gang has threatned me.
" Money is not everything, but it might be everything you need "
YOU WILL TRY THE MCBITES, OR YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Eat the fries! EAT THEM!!!
This moment brought to you by Ex-Lax.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Ronald tries to expand the McDonald's empire by marketing to Umpa Lumpas.
Ronald McDonald 69.
If you ever though that Dad wont get you to turn off the lights when you leave a room...
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
McPervert
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
"Do you want fries with that?" has become a much more ominous query.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Somehow I don't think this is what MK had in mind when he said he wanted to get up close and personal with Prince Hot Ginge.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
How could anyone possibly believe Carrot Top wasn't on 'roids?
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
You better fucking be Loving it! Or Ronald is going to mess you up!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash