Bumblelion Lives!!!

Looking like my third favorite Wuzzle after Hoppopotamus and Butterbear, Mimi wobbled out of Gotham Hall in NYC last night after hollerin' out her butterfly yodel for the first time since she birthed out Baby Lohan (haven't you heard that Lohan is the new Monroe) and Baby Couscous. Mimi's quest to look as damn helpless as possible continued last night when she messed with her vision by putting on sunglasses with lenses the size of pancake nipples and wore a Divine dress that was so tight all the blood in her body pushed down to her ankles, making her almost immobile. That's just the way Mimi loves it, because she needed the help of two grown men to guide her down an extremely steep and dangerous 6-inch high curb.

Of course, Mimi is the delicate and fragile one even though her husband Nick Cannon is suffering from the sicks. Nick told People the other night that the "mild" kidney fail he suffered from earlier this year was the result of an autoimmune disease that doctors found in his system.

"They kind of say [my] autoimmune [disease] is – like a lupus type of thing, but no one else in my family has it. I feel blessed to be alive. If it wasn't discovered, I don't know [what would have happened]."

Thank the Butterfly Rainbow Unicorn Glitter Queef Sanrio Surprise Gods that doctors discovered Nick's disease and are treating it so he doesn't end up laid up in the hospital again. Not because I care about Nick's health or anything, but because I care about Mimi's delicate nature. If Nick wasn't well enough to help her down the damn curb, she'd still be standing on the sidewalk aimlessly waiting for a save-a-ho hand to guide her to safety. Thinking she's Blanche DuBois and shit.

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Submitted by lken on Sat, 03/03/2012 - 9:37am.

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Over the hill hoochie mama, inappropriately dressed 95% of the time, a blivet, two pounds of s**t stuffed into a one pound bag. She needs a new stylist that has an clue of how a 40+ year old wife and mother should be dressed. She hasn't dressed with a bit of elegance since the days of Motola when she looked classy instead of like a whore.

Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 5:46pm.

He looks like the perfect walker here. She looks drugged to the gills.

Submitted by mamamia on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 5:33pm.

Just the right amount of crazy; Mariah Carey

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 5:04pm.

"Help me off this curb"

Lololol

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 4:53pm.

Sinjin, LOL at Mr. MiMi! hhahahahha

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 4:48pm.

Mimi has permanent crazy-face.

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Submitted by LMA618 on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:42pm.

Wonder what type he has. Some are not as bad as others. Lets hope for Nick, that Mimi can suck something else as good as she can suck her tummy in. Those shades are some Willy Wonka realness.

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Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:11pm.

I only knew of Nick Cannon from this site. I caught him by accident on America's Got Talent (surfing channels) and I thougth "That's Mr. MiMi?!? Why, he's totally pleasant and amusing. Hmmmm."

That said, I hope Mr. MiMi stays healthy.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:06pm.

I feel bad for Nick, autoimmune shit is not fun. We are a family of Chrohn`s and JRA people , so I can kinda relate. Hope Mariah doesnt stress him out too much. Stress will seriously FUCK YOU UP, if you have auto-immune shit.
I find Mariah less offensive since she has her babies. So hey, best of luck to both of them.

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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:55pm.

for a woman who has an ill husband, mariah seems to handle things in stride

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:54pm.

She's going to be Carol Channing goofier every year she heads towards menopause, at which point I'll be totally in love.

Submitted by jackie on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:43pm.

This just shows not to take your health for granted. Nick is young and seemed healthy and his kidneys failed.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:17pm.

Poor Nick feel bad for the guy. He was hardworking and look what it got him: being sick.

Yet Lohan lives in good health.

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:15pm.

i liked mimi for a while...then i didn't like her...now i think i like her again...yeah, she's out there, but her meds and nick seem to have evened her out...on the other hand, i think, she also sucking the lifeforce out of nick...
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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:05pm.

You have your Mouseketeer ears on wrong, Mimi!

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:02pm.

I kind of like Mimi, but those glasses don't fit her face at all. Look how crooked they are.

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Submitted by 8cocksacrowing on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:40pm.

high five for remembering wuzzles. i have a book that came with my eleroo(half elephant half kangaroo), which i have read to my kids on occasion.

Submitted by Datura on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:40pm.

Poor Nick. There's no good auto-immune disease, but his description made me wonder if it's scleroderma. It's like lupus but quite rare and was fairly misunderstood until about a decade ago. (My father has it, so I guess that's why my head goes there.)

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Submitted by waterbucket on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:29pm.

Mimi is crazy. But she's unapologetically crazy, which I love.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:21pm.

Mimi looks ok but christ on a cracker, you can tell underneath the dress she is sucked in for her life! I wonder what happened when the dress came off and she removed all the Spanx. I suspect it's like lava oozing out from a volcano.

I agree that auto immune conditions are hell. It's also unusual to have only one and they tend to lead into each other. I feel bad for him, I don't find him offensive at all.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:20pm.

I don't hate it but her music does nothing for me- but at first i thought this was a pic of the trollsons better looking sister. Good job girl!

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:19pm.

You can tell just by looking at him that he is not feeling well. In almost every relationship one partner is a giver and the other one a taker. How the roles are divided here is pretty obvious.

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Submitted by softness1 on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:19pm.

I truly am one of Mariah's biggest fans but why do I think she's running Nick into the grave.. Can he ever just rest at home?? I remember he had just gotten out of the hospital but had to be at an awards event that was honoring her, to present her.. I mean it was like literally 2 days out of the hospital and he's on stage with the baby..
I can't.. she's soooo funny to me..

But we all must say a collective prayer for Nick because God forbid something really happens to him..SHE will be NO good!!! We thought Britney was bad.. Mariah without Nick... I don't even wanna think about it..

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:13pm.

aside from the terrible sunglasses, she looks fantastic.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:10pm.

Guess she just couldn't stand having the spotlight taken off her for one damn minute. Nick, get back in bed and rest, man. She's gonna have you in an early grave.

Maybe it's the turdy shades, but it looks like Mimi's had yet another rhinoplasty.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:05pm.

For Mimi, this is a demure look.

She looks like the ole Mariah to me!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 1:02pm.

He seems like a good guy and I hope he'll be OK. You just know Mariah is running him ragged.

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Submitted by TEE on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:54pm.

They should have gotten House on his case. (still wouldnt have been lupus)

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:15pm.
Someone please explain to me the sunglasses at night thing with celebrities.
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yeah, other than that... i've got nothing.

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:52pm.

Maybe it was brought on by the stress of living with Mimi but damn he had to have know she was high maintenance.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:49pm.

HIDEOUS sunglasses. I hope Nick gets better, he seems like a nice guy. He and Mariah are a very strange couple, but somehow it works for them.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:51pm.

mmmph. this is THAT fool? i thought maybe one of the Olsons had ate a sandwich

ETA: sending positive thoughts for Mr. Cannon

Submitted by guest on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:48pm.

gws to nick. remember when he was her umbrella holder? olol. so wrong.

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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 2:15pm.
Someone please explain to me the sunglasses at night thing with celebrities
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:46pm.

whoa... bitch is wrapped up TIGHT.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:45pm.

Someone please explain to me the sunglasses at night thing with celebrities.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:45pm.

All the best to Nick Cannon. He seems like a good enough guy.
Mimi never disappoints with her sausage-casing fashion choices. Very "Divine" indeed! Can you imagine Mimi's huge breath taken once they pried her out of that gown and Spanx?
And, not for nothing, but those arms look NOTHING like the guns busting her out of her fabric shell in the Weight Watcher's commercials.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:44pm.

Nick is very young to already be this ill.

Hopefully he will continue to put his health first.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:43pm.

How much spanx did this take?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:41pm.

Mimi is just not that interesting. Hope Nick gets better. :]

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:37pm.

I feel terrible for Nick he's so young to be that sick. He made a good choice in Mariah because it seems like she loves him and is capable of love. Had he gone with Selita Ebanks I'm pretty sure she'd have divorced him by now.

Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:37pm.

love, hate or meh her- she is fit after all this time

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:36pm.

Why is this ho parading around her husband? My friend has the lupus and when he first got it he was in pain. Ugh! I guess anything to pour herself into a dress that is wrong for your body!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:36pm.

"since she birthed out Baby Lohan (haven't you heard that Lohan is the new Monroe) and Baby Couscous" LOL!

Absolutely hate Mimi's Jackie O Bumble bee glasses. They don't look good on anyone.

Nick really makes light of his condition. It's like saying I kinda have cancer. So which is it are you really sick or mildly sick or just want some attention.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:34pm.

she needs help walking because she is wearing sunglasses in the dark

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Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:33pm.

I LOVE that dress. Her scraggly har needs to be in a French Roll though.

Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 12:32pm.

I never really thought she was pretty but her and Nick do look very happy together. That said why do these women/girls where those damn ugly huge sunglasses??? I blame Paris and Nicole Richie for starting this stupid trend...