Let's All Watch The Lesbeaver Get A $100,000 Car For His Birthday!
In case you couldn't tell from the sound of a million crazed Beliebers turkey basting themselves with beaver sperm so that in a few months they can claim they're knocked up with Justin Bieber's child without facing statutory rape charges, he's legal today! Justin Bieber celebrated the 18th anniversary of the day the heavens queefed him into the heart of Canada by going on Ellen to promote his 18th birthday. Ellen told Bieber that she had a surprise for him and then spewed out a long river of bullshit.
Ellen said that Bieber has done so much for people (insert Mother Teresa eye roll here), has visited sick children in the hospital (insert Princess Diana eye roll here) and that he doesn't do anything for himself (insert the world's population simultaneously eye rolling here). Yes, because buying two multi-million dollar mansions is Justin's way of doing nothing for himself, Ellen. Ellen then brought out Justin's manager Scooter (note: you know some NOT RIGHT shit is going to go down when someone named Scooter comes out) to give him a special birthday gift: a $100,000 Fisker Karma! The audience cheered like they were happy for Justin and shit, but I'm sorry....
If I was in that audience, I would've taken off my shoes and thrown them at that car. Fuck that shit. This is not how the game is supposed to go. The audience has to watch that spoiled ass, chipmunk looking multimillionaire functional fetus get a $100,000 car as a gift while their Toyota Tercel with a broken taillight and a stuck window is waiting for them in the parking lot? I don't know if the audience got anything, but I know they didn't get a car. Oprah needs to smack Ellen down for this shit. This is not in the talk show bible. Oprah would never be like, "Justin, YOU get a car AND.....everybody else you get your parking validated for 1 hour and you've been here for 2 so if you don't have cash on you there's an ATM in the lobby."
And you know Scooter also gave Justin a diamond-encrusted extension pedal since his feet can't reach.
How gauche
Watching that was as akward as when MTV Cribs was on about 10-15 years ago. Maybe even moreso, since back then people (including me) were doing better than they are now.
And on a side note, I can't believe this wimp is 18 yet has the voice and looks of a 14-year-old.
Submitted by PinkyGirl on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 7:13pm.
PrettyHateMachine Ellen didn't buy Justin the car, his managers Scooter Braun and Usher did. Nobody cares he got this car, but to put it on national tv in front of millions of people at a time this country is suffering is tacky.
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I can't watch the video, but it sounds like this "Scooter" is giving himself a reach around by having this televised, huh?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:28am.
I have to totally disagree with you on this.lol
IMO JB didn't make it on his own at all. He was seen as a marketable commodity and was GIVEN a huge marketing campaign that allowed his moderate talent to be totally used to manufacture a pop star. If he was an ugly kid what talent he does have would in no way be good enough to get him to where he is now. My issue is he actually never paid his dues at all. He basically won a pop marketing lottery that could have be given to any number of kids.
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The way that entertainment acts made it back in the 70's/80's were different. With the internet these days, anyone has that chance. It seems like the 90's were all about these disney kids, whose parents put a lot of money into the kids to get to the level they were at (see Spears, Timberlake etc) nobody in this day and age has to put in the time it seems. This kid put out these youtube videos (from what I understand)and had enough of a following to get noticed. Not saying it's anything we'd call real "music", but back in the 80's did our parents really think that music was? I know now, that I've got a better appriecation for the 70's music then I ever did back in the 80's 90's. I guess tastes change the older we get. I'd still rather my kids listen to the Biebs the Rhianna or Keisha etc...
PrettyHateMachine Ellen didn't buy Justin the car, his managers Scooter Braun and Usher did. Nobody cares he got this car, but to put it on national tv in front of millions of people at a time this country is suffering is tacky.
WHO CARES? If Ellen gave Justin a car?
Ellen gives cars, money, and gifts to EVERYONE, famous or not.
Plus Ellen does a lot of charity work. The only bad thing I can say about Ellen is puppygate.
I find strays and take in rescues all the time, and when we re-home we always make people sign a contract that we will be contacted first if the home isn't working out and have the option of buying the animal back for the same fee that they paid. It just helps to insure that animals won't be bounced around from home to home.
But Ellen is not a bad person...far from it. She always gives people from Youtube a shot at fame on her show, and she has known Justin since way back, I see nothing wrong with these two hardworking people.
Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 3:01pm.
america is a society that says if you work hard, you'll be rewarded aka the protestant work ethic. it's a fairytale like the american dream, rugged individualism/the self-made man and the city upon a hill. for ellen and scooter to say that justin has 'earned' this car through his hard work and charity ethic - it's counter to what altruism is about. it's more capitalist greed and honestly, considering the economic climate... the last thing i want to see is some teenage multimillionaire pop star being rewarded with a $100000 electric car because he's 'earned' it.
i don't think peter singer would approve of this bullshit.
I hate that ugly ass Ellen and all her feel good bullshit lies. I am always shocked and horrified that she is doing Cover Girl commercials - this chick is a manly looking beast. She is an abomination.
She Stinks!
What a tacky, neener-neener-neener at the peons, rich people having orgasms over other rich people for being rich, disgusting display.
Fuck off, Ellen. Haven't liked her since she pissed and moaned that her sitcom got cancelled because she came out of the closet. Her sitcom got cancelled because it turned into preachy holier-than-thou SHIT after that!
I feel like many here. I like Justin, I like Ellen and they seem nice. I don't blame Justin for being given the car, he didn't ask for it. I know they both do a lot for charities and sick kids, etc etc but WHY do they have to live the lives of royalty? Ellen has MANY homes too. What does it mean to have THAT much?? Blessed is the man or woman who makes that kind of money and then gives most of it away.
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If I were Bieber, I'd fire Scooter. If the Bieb has genuinely been putting in time with the less fortunate, this stunt tarnishes the good PR earned from those efforts. It's especially unfortunate that his good works are listed as the reason for why he deserves the car--why link these two things in people's minds?
If this came out as a print story, just about his birthday, no one would bat an eye. In fact, when people later read of his good works, they'll think it's great that a kid who has so much good fortune realizes he needs to give back. Stupid Ellen and Scooter got the ordering all fucked up. Jerks.
To me, this is a worrying sign for Bieber's career. It signals that he's reached that stage where the people around him are so overwhelmed with the cash they're bringing in from the arrangement that they become sycophants and stop providing solid career advice. See: Gaines, Chris.
Last time I checked there was still a crisis going on. Spend your money how you like, but don't do it in front of the thousands of people who are struggling to make ends meet. Obviously, money can't buy you class.
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Whamo nailed it.
and kiss my easy breezy beautiful ass, Ellen. the kid getting the car is fine -- the ostentatious nationally televised display was not
I REALLY like Ellen....
Until she does this kind of SHIT!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I'm with all those who have the major problem with Ellen. I was open mouthed watching her grovel to JB and Scooter, "...whom I adore"! vomit! Yeh, nice club of rich out of touchers to belong too but really, shoving it in everyone's throat on national television. I've driven up to Ellen's house in Beverly Hills. High gates and boom - a voice comes over the speaker as soon as your car tyre touches the concrete. "State your business" I actually got the fright of my life, but I degress! Ellen has lost her right to pretend she is one of us. She lives behind high gates like a queen and only mixes with the uber rich in life. She lost me when she was grovelling over Katie Holmes, a guest on a recent show. I mean really - and only because she is married to Tom Cruise. No doubt another one whom Ellen "adores"!! Thanks, rant over!
Even if I was as rich as Oprah, I would not give an 18 year old a $100,000 car.
Justin is preserving well. He doesn't look a day over 10.
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That was nauseating, lost all respect for Ellen, I see Ghandi and Mother Teresa rolling in their graves, that was the MOST pathetic, fuck you for not being rich shit I have ever seen. Ellen is forever dead to me.
Sorry if this is a double post, but did anyone else see the Tweet from PornHub giving Bieber a free membership for is 18th birthday? lol http://i.imgur.com/KKyRt.png tell me that fucker isn't spoiled..
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no, let's watch his b@lls drop b/c that hasn't happened
Usually i really like Ellen but this is for why?! & what Whamo said.
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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
kate773 - I totally agree. I thought the days of 'enjoy looking at what I have' were over. Ellen's a knob for facilitating this. This may have been an actual surprise, but 'Scooter' (please), Ellen and the car company are douches.
So I took the 5 minutes to watch and evaluate this and I cannot hate on the Beibs. He did not ask for this to be on tv I'm sure and I'm almost betting that Fiskars may have paid for this to be on to advertise their car. Their car that only 1% of the population can afford but none the less.
That said Scooter is a dbag..Ellen is a tool too bad neither are hetero **baaaang**
BARRRRRFFFFFF.
All these people can go fuck themselves.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 8:45am
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I agree with you...I can't hate on a kid that made his own way. Grant it, it was just posting video's on youtube, but obviously Usher/Justin Timberlake saw that something in him like others before him had.
I don't understand all the people that get pissed at entertainment type people with money...they didn't make the economy what it is...take it up with your politicion.
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I have to totally disagree with you on this.lol
IMO JB didn't make it on his own at all. He was seen as a marketable commodity and was GIVEN a huge marketing campaign that allowed his moderate talent to be totally used to manufacture a pop star. If he was an ugly kid what talent he does have would in no way be good enough to get him to where he is now. My issue is he actually never paid his dues at all. He basically won a pop marketing lottery that could have be given to any number of kids.
However you may see Micheal Jackson as a child he was a kid with TRUE talent that actually paid his dues and deserved all the adulation and respect he deserved (until he turned into a pedo wack job anyway) MJ had to work his ass off and it took years and years for him to finally turn into the superstar he became.
JB to me seems to be an arrogant cocky little bugger that doesn't deserve anything near the popularity we've been sold.
Anyway that's JMO and my reason for hating on him.
the managers are putting hormones into his drink or something, the dude is not maturing like a normal dude. He looks and talks like he's 16 yo.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 8:45am
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I agree with you...I can't hate on a kid that made his own way. Grant it, it was just posting video's on youtube, but obviously Usher/Justin Timberlake saw that something in him like others before him had.
I don't understand all the people that get pissed at entertainment type people with money...they didn't make the economy what it is...take it up with your politicion.
I just want to clarify my earlier statement. I don't begrudge anyone their shit. Good for you that you have money and are in a position to have people get you stuff like this. I'd be getting mine for sure if I had money. I just think it shows an extreme lack of awareness to make such a spectacle of it. It's like going to the soup kitchen with a giant picnic lunch, plopping down in the middle of the floor and digging in.
my 6 year old nephew is so over the beibs...
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Submitted by D.R. on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 9:04am.
He's eighteen and his voice still hasn't broken?
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I'm sure his ass is!
Maybe someone somewhere is perfectly aware that this kind of thing is insulting to most people but they do it to see how far they can push us. Generally us peons rant but that's it, we keep on taking it.
The state of the western world is getting pretty bad when a blogger like MK steps away from his usual irreverant subject matter and comments on this.
He's eighteen and his voice still hasn't broken?
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Bitch that was really tacky showing a display of glutony on national TV. Self-absorbed entitled hoes rubbing this shit into other peoples faces who have to feed their families, hoping that they have a job in the coming weeks?
What would have been better is watching auto-tune fail while bitch justina's voice is in the process of changing, now that would have been more entertaining.
I'm gonna get killed here, but I like the kid. Always have. He does do a lot with sick kids. And I do think his manager and mom try to watch out for him. Lindsay Lohan was getting drunk in bars at 18, with her mom in tow... the truth is... if it were us, we'd be buying all kinds of expensive shit too... well, I should just speak for myself, but hell yah I would. I would give to charity and have a lot of fun. Life isn't fair, I have to get up and go to work to make the little I make, and here's a kid who's set for life at 18. But I can't hate him for that.
Headline should read...."his manager surprised him with a Fister...Karma".....
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Ellen is such a tool. Ask him how he weaseled out of that paternity suit.
Instead she kisses his feet.
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Kid already has a Ferrari and that stupid Batmobile Cadillac, so why does he need another car? Three expensive vehicles, then has the nerve to Tweet, asking for $18 for his charity? What a freakin' douche.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:11pm.
and, meanwhile all across america, a child goes to bed hungry.
fuck this country.
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Christ, I can't even afford to LIVE and this little cocksuckin pissant gets his millionth car. Fuck him and every other sellout POS. Yes I'm bitter. I don't want to be that rich, and certainly not at the price of my soul. I just want to be able to afford groceries n shit.
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Blame Canada.
http://popbytes.com/archive/2012/02/kim_kardashian_is_ready_to_dig_gold....
I just think of that video of him on that ride ad Disneyland shouting "Fuck you" to that girl that says "I follow you on twitter." It's a little hard to tell it's him but it sounds like him and I want to believe. haha
I hate Ellen for that dog thing, too. How she could break the animal shelter's rules, give a dog to her hairdresser that she promised to keep, and then CRY about it on tv like they sent her mom to Auschwitz or something made me sick. Like she gave a fuck about that dog. It was some mix and her dogs are million dollar whatevers, so she gives it Juanita the hairdresser, and then tries to ruin this animal shelter. She is a C U N T.
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When does he start puberty?
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Just give me a little $15,000 car and I'll be over the moon! lol. I'm still driving my '94 eclipse that makes a weird sound when I back up and tape to hold up part of the roof cloth, ha! Can't afford a new one right now...Ellen give me a car :)
I just finished reading a book about an African king who struggled to bring things like water, education and good housing to her people.
And now I hear about this crazy-rich soprano douche getting a car for his birthday from ANOTHER crazy-rich person, and they pretend it's CHARITY. Fuck that. Everyone in Hollywood should be forced to work for charity a month in an impoverished country, with no cameras, just to make them get some perspective.
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Aah, screw that. Who trusts a fucking car from a company that's famous for making scissors?
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Christ what an asshole. Right now too many people are having to choose between eating and making a car PAYMENT! This asshole who can buy 50 of those things and not even feel it gets one given too him???
Fuck you Ellen.