Thursday, March 1st 2012
Birthday Sluts
Justin Bieber (18)
Ke$ha (25)
Jensen Ackles (34)
Esther Cañadas (35)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (38)
Javier Bardem (43)
George Eads (45)
Maurice Benard (49)
Russell Wong (49)
Tim Daly (56)
Ron Howard (58)
Catherine Bach (58)
Alan Thicke (65)
Dirk Benedict (67)
Roger Daltrey (68)
Harry Belafonte (85)
(Picture via Feast of Fun)
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Ahhhhh, Justin, our little Canadian baby Jesus.
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when i was a wee tad of a bitch, i knew Harry Belafonte first as a civil rights activist, then i learned that he was a singer and actor. but, even as a wee tad of a bitch, i knew he was a pretty pretty man.
http://youtu.be/PLqb64Pb9So
what Tyroan said. a special HB to one of my heroes.
and any day that also produced Daly Daltrey Bardem and Benedict (hon mention to Ackles and JPG) can never be bad despite the concurrent Canadian day of infamy.
Happy Old Enough to Vote Day, Mr. Bieber! :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Happy BirthDay-O, Mr. Belafonte... may you keep on speaking truth to power for many years!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:46pm
Dear Evil Twin, please stop torturing our lovely neighbours to the South with reminders of the horrors we have sent them, along with lyrics, pictures and videos.
They might take it out on us by deporting that little Holy Shit! (I'm begging anyone to remove the maple leaf from the picture!!) and we'd get him back, permanently. We don't want that. Ever.
Nice car. Damn it.
(Thank you, thank you, thank you. I thought I was alone in my detestation of Celine de Turd.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:36pm.
Whoa. How can you guys forget hot ass Jensen Ackles from Supernatural? He has quite a gorgeous set of lips on him, too. Plus, I think the show is mostly shot in Canada!
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He's sex on legs, I love him ! Happy Birthday Dean Winchester !
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:46pm.
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WTF, nice ride too!
Life is just not fair Ophy!
I've been saved by Jebus Bieber!
As a lifelong Who fanatic. (Check the avie)HB Roger Daltrey.
Big ups to Harry B and Ron "Opie" Howard.
Uh oh the Biebs is officially legal.
HB Zach Morris!!
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:07pm.
Ahahahahaha! Break tampering!
Happy Birthday Nick Stokes(George Eads). You make CSI oh so very enjoyable with your hotness!:)
As for Lesbever he not only got a car, he was gifted with a Fisker Karma. Apparently it's "the worlds most wanted and hard to get car" according to People Magazine. And of course he got it gratis!
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
Lesbeaver's fans are batshit insane, man.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/justin-bieber-turns-18-18-crazi...
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yeah you're right Cupcake it was his manager that gifted him the car. Like he needed another one. I'm just hoping that when the manufacturer found out who it was for they tampered with the brakes. The manfacturer would then be worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize.
I thought it was his dip shit manager who gave him the "environmentally friendly" luxury car.
hey Whamy -- you might not want to click on this because it's gonna make you weelly weelly mad.
http://www.toofab.com/2012/03/01/justin-bieber-18-birthday-fisker-karma-...
HBD Zack Morris and Javier Bardem!!!!!!!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:16am.
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Ellen just gave him a car for his widdle birfday. Hope she fucked up the brakes.
WTF!! gave him a car!! Like the little fucker needs it and like Ellen is his best friend or some shit. Talk about the rich getting richer. I really hope he gives it to someone who could really use it.
Whoa. How can you guys forget hot ass Jensen Ackles from Supernatural? He has quite a gorgeous set of lips on him, too. Plus, I think the show is mostly shot in Canada!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:16am.
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As long as he's the fuck out of Canada I'm good with that!
When he comes home to visit it's all over the news like anyone over 15 gives a shit.
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I know right? like he's the second coming or sumpin'. Ellen just gave him a car for his widdle birfday. Hope she fucked up the brakes.
oh and I apologize in advance for this pairing:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/66974996.html#comments
EFFE BEIBER! EAT A HOT SHIT SAMMICH YOU DORK!
happy birthday harry belafonte...russell wong...and all the hot dudes on this list...excluding the beiber...you know, cuz he's not a dude...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
*shakes it with Snowy to Harry B*
La Chay: ♥ when I was a kid we moved into this house and the old owners had left a bunch of his records behind in the basement, my sisters and I discovered them and became obsessed with dancing around to them!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
... and happy birthday to my husband Jonathan who is 36 today and who does the webcomic "Dungeon Hordes". Click the link below to read his latest and give him his highest amount of views ever for his birthday! Thank You!! :)
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And I just noticed Tim Daly. How is he pushing 60, was wings really that long ago. Life really is short when you think about it geez. Happy Birthday anyways to these old mf's.
Snowy - YES! I'd forgotten about that song - I'm going to go find it! I think Tequila Tax mentioned a while back being turned on to his music thanks to Beetlejuice - I was too lol.
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HB to the great Harry Bellafonte! HB to Roger Daltry, (I'll be swinging things around like a mic today in his honor).
HB Javier Bardem, so hot and scary.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:02am
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Aww Doggie, I still lurves you too:)
CANADIA!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Zack Morris is 38, holy shit I'm officially old.
LaChay: I was just talking about him last night, remember that song "Dat's right, dee women are smarter"?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
HBD to Ke$ha! *Tic Toc*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:14am.
Russell Wong NOMNOM ME RUVE U RONG TIME!
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ITA, ITA, ITA, ITA!
HB Harry Belafonte - I'll be singing Day-O all day.
HB Ron Howard, Roger Daltry and Harry Belafonte.
Russell Wong NOMNOM ME RUVE U RONG TIME!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
ZOMG Zack Morris is 38 today! Happy Birthday!!! He's still oh soooooo doable. Yum.
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Douchechill!
I feel so sorry for Canada, having to carry the shame of Justin Bieber on her non-threatening shoulders.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:00am.
What the heck did I do???
*continunes day with heavy heart*
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I still love you, Whamo. Just not sure what's going on around here. I think IF has been drinking again.
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Tim Daly and Tyne Daly are brother and sister???
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?????
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What the heck did I do???
*continunes day with heavy heart*
O Canada! I can't hate on our frosty friend to the nort because my barrel-chested, farm-woman, peasant genes from dad hail from there. (Luckily I got more of my mom's unknown genes.)
Justin Bieber - Stop searching for that ONE chin hair. It ISN'T there.
AS usual, the only worthwhile sluts are over 50:
Tim Daly - HOT HOT HOT in that Amish movie you did with Naomi Watts (The Outsider). YES! Even on LIFETIME! Sexay!
Catherine Bach - Daisy Duke days are quite over, as recently demonstrated by one horrifying glimpse of you on a soap.
Alan Thicke - Also from CANADA!
Dirk Benedict - Crushed SUPER hard on you during Battlestar Galactica. Loved your cameo in A-Team with B-Coop. May I suggest more moisturizer?
Roger Daltrey - He and Pete have a trust that funds age-appropriate units for teenage cancer victims, so GOOD ON YA!
Harry Belafonte - Going to Calypso dance to Jump in the Line ALL DAY in your honor!
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There are some handsome men born today; Beaver has something to look forward to when he grows up.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:51am.
Haha, Dog!
Yes, Whamo is all yours! Not so exciting now, without the fights, eh?~!
ENJOY!
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*blank stare*
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I do have to admit Nickelback's line about being in the private rooms with "the latest dictionary of today's who's who" is gayer than Tom Cruise's anus.
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Haha, Dog!
Yes, Whamo is all yours! Not so exciting now, without the fights, eh?~!
ENJOY!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:34am.
On a superficial level, Chad Kroger is UGLY!
I just really hate their music. Perhaps it is because the Alternative dj's just saturated the air waves with their crap 100's of times a day. I also cannot abide by Kroger's dumb ass lyrics
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here's a sample and if people still think they're good then they need to put down their crackpipes:
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:35am.
So wait. You're leaving me all alone with him???
*moves to Antarctica*
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