And Now, In Chichifeeding News....
Maybe it's because the coffee I injected directly into my eyeball veins took a detour and hasn't hit my brain yet, but that picture of Beyonce played a trick on me for a second. I thought Beyonce forgot to take off her Tempur-Pedic baby pillow and accidentally wore it underneath a fugly-print silk blouse from Cache. But nope, that's Blue Ivy Carter under there and I'm surprised she's not glowing like she's just suckled on the holy liquid of the sun, because that picture was taken just a day after Beyonce breastfed her in the middle of Sant Ambroeus Restaurant in NYC. A witness tells UsWeekly that they felt the world stop underneath their feets when Beyonce fed the chosen one in the middle of the restaurant. The roof blew off, the halo around Beyonce's nipple plate blinded everyone and lives were changed!
Yeah, this story is about as exciting as watching a spit ball dry on a bib, but here it is from UsWeekly:
Count Beyonce Knowles among the millions of mothers worldwide who are proud to breastfeed their children out in the open.Escorted by husband Jay-Z, the "Girls (Run the World)" singer, 30, took along daughter Blue Ivy, seven weeks, for a casual lunch at Sant Ambroeus in NYC's West Village last Saturday. And Beyonce nursed her little girl at her the table, an observer tells Us Weekly. Two additional sources confirm to Us that the first-time mom has been breastfeeding her daughter.
It was very gracious and heart-giving of Beyonce to bless a dozen eyes with the spiritually maternal image of her sticking her nipple in Blue Ivy's mouth and I'm sure the La Leche League has already crowned her as the new Patron Saint of Titty Feeding, but there's something very un-Beyonce like about all of this. Beyonce breastfed B.I.C. in front of all those mere mortals?! For free?!
You'd think Beyonce would order her bodyguards to clear the restaurant and then a team of set decorators would be brought in to transform the restaurant from peon eatin' place into a breastfeeding heaven complete with a sparkling milk waterfall and a duo of back-up dancers (Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland since they ain't got shit to do) singing "If you're hungry then you should put your mouth on it" around B.I.C. That's how B.I.C. feeds! Something in the titty leche ain't clean.
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I've not drink milk since BF'ing my child over 13 years ago. The reason is that my then husband lifted his coffee cup up to my drippy nip and looked at me. All of a sudden I got that bile-ish taste in my mouth like I had to vom and ever since then, milk is like a Pavlov-ian experiment for me. I can't do it.
I only stopped BF'ing my child once my nips looked like rats had been chewing on them in my sleep.
At my job, we actually have a "Mother's Room" until someone complained about being a single dad. Now it's Parent's Room.
Pics or it didn't happen (wouldn't that be a hoot). I guess that's one way to prove your baby is yours, that or that baby was sucking her tit for no reason, how cruel :-P
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You'd think Beyonce would order her bodyguards to clear the restaurant
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I raised two high-maintenance babies without any help, other than my husband. I love my kids, but I would have given my left titty to sit down in a NYC restaurant for an hour, WITHOUT one of my spawn.
THIS BITCH! Prolly the only time she touched that baby herself all day...
cosign lynniepoo-you nailed it!
M.E. - correct on all counts. Just another stunt to head off surrogate rumors. This bitch.....
BCAW - until you are a mother you will not understand the breastfeeding in public.
There is a discrete, classy way to do it, and the I don't give a shit, whip your tit out way.
I BF both boys and had to publicly at times, though, unless you were staring at me the entire time, you couldn't tell. I didn't have my entire boob on display for everyone to stare at.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:36pm.
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Cosign. I don't care if people breastfeed. But I wish people like Gisele would stop treating it like a holy transcendental activity, cause, crusade or war. No one needs to see pics of it on Facebook, or a topless mommy in public because Junior doesn't like discretion.
These tend to be the same skanks who get up on their high horse if a woman is "fooled by the medical establishment" into using labor painkillers or gasp c-sections.
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You've just described a couple of my new mum friends. It's hard for my childless, cynical arse to wrap my head around formerly level-headed women who become the screeching, self-righteous harpies from that "STFU, Parents!" blog as soon as they have their first child. The women who do this seem to abandon any other role or interest or hobby other than mummy and baby rights crusader.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:01pm.
Question from a guy who doesn't know shit about these things and please don'T LAUGH but... would someone like Jessica with her massive pregger titties produce a massive amount of milk or can as much milk be produced with small pregger boobs? :) lol!
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Tit size actually has nothing to do with milk production.
Uh, Bouncy, guess what YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER BREASTFEED YOUR CHILD IN PUBLIC.
Why is this news? Is it to further "prove" she gave birth?
Guess what, there is a way for a woman who did not birth a baby to lactate.
Fuck off.
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:53pm.
Ugh i can't believe a MOTHER of all people would actually put her TIT in her baby's mouth.
Appalling. Disgusting. Nude body parts are just shameful and isn't this child abuse?
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Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:53pm.
Ugh i can't believe a MOTHER of all people would actually put her TIT in her baby's mouth.
Appalling. Disgusting. Nude body parts are just shameful and isn't this child abuse?
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Bahahaha! I love it.
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Ugh i can't believe a MOTHER of all people would actually put her TIT in her baby's mouth.
Appalling. Disgusting. Nude body parts are just shameful and isn't this child abuse?
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I BFd in public when I lived in NYC. Babies were always teeny, though, so the production of doing so wasn't all that big a deal. Wouldn't dream of it in the suburb where I live now. Sarah Smile
I guess breast feeding is a reminder that despite technology we're all just animals. How does PETA feel about breast milk? Vegans don't eat milk or cheese; is breast milk off limits too?
Britney...gross!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.
that literally made me dry heave....
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.
Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....
A lady walks into my work with four kids. She had on a loose stained shirt and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra because you could see her nips above her belly button anyways her kids were running all over the waiting room, jumping from chair to.chair when I see one of them run straight towards the Mom, lift up her shirt and starts.sucking.away. I was having a wtf? Moment when one of the other kids starts sucking on the other breast. She.edu just calmly sitting their with two 3-4 year olds sucking away while standing.
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MotherFUCK! Why did I read that???
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Submitted by Kelly0213 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:27pm.
She probably has one of those strap on tittays from Meet The Fockers
Ikr. *smh*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
OMG BCAW, that's soooo nasty!
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snowy, me too, now that you mention it. we should go there for dinner tonight...crab fried rice...yummmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:33pm.
She rents out an entire wing of a hospital for privacy yet feels the need to breastfeed in a public restaurant? Something in the milk ain't clean.
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Great point!
Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....
A lady walks into my work with four kids. She had on a loose stained shirt and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra because you could see her nips above her belly button anyways her kids were running all over the waiting room, jumping from chair to.chair when I see one of them run straight towards the Mom, lift up her shirt and starts.sucking.away. I was having a wtf? Moment when one of the other kids starts sucking on the other breast. She.edu just calmly sitting their with two 3-4 year olds sucking away while standing.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:33pm.
She rents out an entire wing of a hospital for privacy yet feels the need to breastfeed in a public restaurant? Something in the milk ain't clean.
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Submitted by Honeybadger on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:11pm.
She needs to pull off some STUNT QUEEN shenanigans to convince people she actually birthed Tempurpedic... I mean Blue Ivy. I am trying to think of another celebrity who has breat fed IN PUBLIC at a restaurant. Despite the fact there have been many vocal breast feeding celebrity mothers, I can't think of a single one who has done this. Not one.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal was famously papped a couple of times while breastfeeding her daughter.
http://www.celebsevolution.com/wp-content/celebs/2007/06/maggie-gyllenha...
I don't mind if other mothers do it, I didn't feel comfortable (and I breastfed my son for more than a year) so I never did.
And while some mothers do it gracefully even in public (you don't even need a blanket) what I can't stand is those who really just don't care and stand there airing them out.
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ditquoi mmmm now I want scallion pancakes!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta: "I don't believe it. This woman can't be troubled to cross the street without a limo, but she'd breastfeed a baby? Not likely."
And that was my SECOND thought.
FWIW, I don't think there's anything shameful about BFing but I avoided doing it in public. And if I absolutely HAD to, you can be sure that no one saw speck of boob and I was discreet as possible.
The people who FLAUNT it annoy me.
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Cosign. I don't care if people breastfeed. But I wish people like Gisele would stop treating it like a holy transcendental activity, cause, crusade or war. No one needs to see pics of it on Facebook, or a topless mommy in public because Junior doesn't like discretion.
These tend to be the same skanks who get up on their high horse if a woman is "fooled by the medical establishment" into using labor painkillers or gasp c-sections.
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She rents out an entire wing of a hospital for privacy yet feels the need to breastfeed in a public restaurant? Something in the milk ain't clean.
Why is this news? Babies are born every minute all around the world.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:02pm.
But seeing those kids, it was the exact opposite. They were four of the most beautiful, pleasant, sweet kids I'd ever met and all seemed very balanced. The relationship they all shared with their mother was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen.
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LOL!! Too true. Hard to believe she'd had four kids. She was in great shape and, to quote Cleveland Brown, her breasts were immaculate.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
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So what? Lots of women breastfeed in public places.
Team planted story.
@KA
not laughing - it's an honest question. mine were 46EE and i couldnt breastfeed. my sister is on the itty bitty committee and she had milk 24/7. i guess it all depends on the person.
This is completely unrelated but I'm really confused. I've been trolling for bras on ebay, since I live in Singapore and most style don't go past a C-cup. I'm a 34DD/E. What is equivalent for EE and FF cups? I know D=D, DD=E and DDD=F? When did boobies get so confusing???
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
She probably has one of those strap on tittays from Meet The Fockers!
I keep looking at the photo and I can't tell how the baby is positioned in that wrap either...is she holding on to BIC's head and her feet are at the bottom. Or is the baby's butt at the bottom?
I might be reading way too much into it but I won't buy a thing that these assholes are selling.
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as for me, I have/had big guns and although it took a few days for my milk to come in, I breast and bottle fed for 3 months because my son slept better after a bottle of formula, and then nothing but breast until 11 months.
there's a Thai restaurant where I live and one of the waitresses who's flat as a pancake told me that she made so much milk she had a freezer full. her milk ducts must have been in her abdomen or something.
Bitch please, ain't no milk comin' outta those titties. What better way to try and act like it's your baby than to call the papz and have them snap these pics.
I don't believe it...
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Breastfeeding in public is not ok. Throw a baby.blanket over your shoulder or something.
My bf had a super bowl party and I invited my best.friend over and that Bitch just popped out her big-o titty in front of everyone. Talking about is natural. Not for me. I dont live in a place where women have their sagging titties out (only LiLo) and wearing a banana leaf as panties. There's no reason why I had to be.exposed to.some big dark nips that.day.with a room full of men.
I mean that story where she went to the restaurant with the baby is what, 1 - 2 weeks old? why wait to casually mention that she breastfed the baby in public?
because my thought is it takes that long to find mercenary witnesses, draft the non-disclosure agreements and get them signed and notarized.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:07pm.
Whamo...size doesn't matter. ololololll. srsly. some people produce some just don't. diet & stress levels are contributing factors.
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Yes I'm learning that Guest...while feeling like the proverbial school boy:)
Thanks for NOT laughing:)
I never had it come it in a conversation as I don't have any little rug rats of my own
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:48am.
Why the big rush to dine out with your newborn? Why not stay home or leave the brat with your nanny ?
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She needs to pull off some STUNT QUEEN shenanigans to convince people she actually birthed Tempurpedic... I mean Blue Ivy. I am trying to think of another celebrity who has breat fed IN PUBLIC at a restaurant. Despite the fact there have been many vocal breast feeding celebrity mothers, I can't think of a single one who has done this. Not one.
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Oh, she's so 'elated' Hahaha! Feeding your babe shouldn't turn into an attention-whoring stunt. It happens all the time! Did they cordon off the table too? Please Beyphomet! There are ways to go out in public and not cause a commotion! Oh, the surprise! Let's try that again, shall we? ;D
Love "La Leche League" Hahahhaha
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:05pm.
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Thanks, I've kinda wondered about that:) lol
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:02pm.
But seeing those kids, it was the exact opposite. They were four of the most beautiful, pleasant, sweet kids I'd ever met and all seemed very balanced. The relationship they all shared with their mother was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen.
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damn Jay-Z is paying top dollar for positive publicity for his wife these days, huh. better put out an album soon to make up for the expense...
@jeangenie
Yea its awkward and weird. All of a sudden I'm comfortable with strangers seeing my titty balls because I pushed a baby out my vagina? No, just no. I will admit that pumping the milk is much harder than you'd think but I still managed to keep my baby well fed without resorting to pulling out my breast in public.
One more thing I'd like to say is that at some point I started using both formula and breastmilk cuz I started back school and the doc said it was still healthy for the baby so maybe some should try that out, breastfeed at home and formula for daycare or when you go back to work.
Her baby or not, she just looks soooo happy in all of her pictures I can't help but be happy for her....if only everyone could expieriance that kind of joy
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Whamo...size doesn't matter. ololololll. srsly. some people produce some just don't. diet & stress levels are contributing factors.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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she looks bigger now than when she was preg..
when did she turn into a sloppy hippo hobo?? she has an army of nannies so don't give me that, she doesnt have time she has a baby.. please
Whamo, I had monstrous F-cup boobs that didn't produce a damn thing.
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