And Now, In Chichifeeding News....

nobody gives a crap about this ghetto trash anymore why doesn't she just go away?

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Which part of EWWW didn't you get?

Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Fri, 03/02/2012 - 4:23am.

Why should breastfeeding be kept to oneself? Do you always eat by yourself?

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lol who believes that shit Beyonce? No one! NO ONE!

And if it's true then EWWWWWWWW @ you breatfeeding in public. Keep that to yourself please. That's for any woman breatfeeding in public actually.

i really like her hobo look...

kudos to her pr people.. I imagine the meeting went something like..

if we make you look like crap it'll just scream "mother who's so busy with her child she has no time for her ultra fab look"

give me a break....

All is says was she breastfed while in the restaurant. It doesn't say she whipped out her tits, people. You can easily put a blanket over yourself and breastfeed, without anyone seeing anything. I highly doubt she whipped out a boob and went to town.

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Submitted by Hellraiser on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:40pm.
The middle of a restaurant (in America anyway) is not the place to whip out your lactating breast. Respect your fellow diners, please. IMO, it's not sanitary.

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TEAM NO BODILY FLUIDS AT THE DINNER TABLE OR IN THE WORKPLACE

Pics or it didn't happen.

And as for the breastfeeding debate, shitting is natural too but that doesn't mean I want you to do it at your restaurant table.

If Bey actually breastfed, I think it could have been done more discreetly. The middle of a restaurant (in America anyway) is not the place to whip out your lactating breast. Respect your fellow diners, please. IMO, it's not sanitary. On the other hand, I don't agree with breastfeeding in a restroom... where other people shit. That too is unsanitary. Damn, I am glad I don't ever have to ever worry about this issue. *vom* ________________________________________________
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Upside_Down, look elsewhere if you don't like it. When I have a child, I am not going to restrict myself to feeding in restrooms simply because uptight twits like you can't handle it. I fully plan to cover up as best I can, be polite and respectful about it so I won't offend uptight twits like you. But as for telling other mothers where they can and cannot breastfeed? Fuck you.

I'm not surprised at everyone's breastfeeding horror stories. I used to be a flight attendant and when we had nursing mothers on the plane they were discreet 99% of the time. Most would use a blanket or shawl to cover themselves. No big deal.

Then there was the lady who had a five year old child and she whipped out her boob and let him nurse. In plain sight. In front of everybody. It was fucking disgusting and the rest of the passengers kept shooting her nasty looks. Personally I think she was a pervert and was getting off on it, but what do I know....

Beyonce the 39 year old (press-release age: 30) desperate faded starlet needs to accept that she has lost all shred of relevance in the entertainment industry, and the likes of fellow starlets Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden have superseded her already in terms of popularity.

Bitch needs to stop with this fake fuckery, hang her stinky lacefront, and stop trying to shove her tranny mug into our mouths in the hopes she will be popular again.

I do not buy it for a minute that she pulled out her tit and fed the plant. This shit was leaked to fake us out so we believe she gave birth to weed. These people would not expose her chi chi to peasants or cameras.

You know what, just no. Fucking NO. There is no reason that a woman should be flopping her titty out in public. Go to the rest room, attach your child, place a shawl around you, and return. I'm not saying be relegated to the restroom the whole time, just while you are exposed. It's inappropriate. And yes, I'm a woman, and yes, I breastfed, but A. no one else wants to see it B. its no one else's business. Like someone else said, just because you're lactating doesn't mean you're entitled to offend my eyeballs.

I'm just going to leave this here...

It’s the short story of mother that has a 5 and 7 year old still feeding off the nipple.

*ducks and hides under a table*

I am not responsible for any vomit that is induced by watching the video that goes along with that article!

The most shocking thing is that she has the same hair, glasses, and hat two days in a row! She must have changed 40 times in between and got back to that look, but what?

Come on, Beyonce! You owe it to your fans to give them a new look every day. What would Gaga say?

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

I think she's going to suprise everyone, including her husband and herself, and be all about the kid.

Isn't there some bill coming that has a section that requires all workplaces to have a lactation room? Even if it's somewhere women don't work?

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Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:28pm.
I don't believe for a minute Beyonce would get down with some bologna slab nipples. Not even soda can ones. Not buying it.
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Um, the darkening and widening of the areola happens durning pregnancy, has nothing to do with breastfeeding.

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But Beyonce wasn't pregnant and is not really breastfeeding, so...no darkening or widening.

Only bullshit and lies about "natural delivery" and "public boob-feedings".

Submitted by Bree on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:00pm.

"an inconsiderate titty flopper"

i SO hope MK uses this as a new tag for Lohan

I used to work with a woman who would pump her breasts in the lunch room while we were all trying to have lunch. She had a hand pump hooked up to each tit and would just milk herself like a bossy cow in front of everyone. She didn't get a shit. I eventually had to tell her to do that shit in private because it was making everyone want to vomit up their lunches. She got all pissed and gave me that entitled "I'm lactating so I don't have to be courteous to other people" look. The next day several of us got burritos for lunch sure to give out noxious gas and filled the air with fumes so nasty even we would hardly stand it. Just to piss her off. What a cunt she was. (I breastfed my kids too and didn't act like an entitled bitch about it it's possible to be discreet and I think it's polite to be discreet when nursing).

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Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 5:28pm.
I don't believe for a minute Beyonce would get down with some bologna slab nipples. Not even soda can ones. Not buying it.
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Um, the darkening and widening of the areola happens durning pregnancy, has nothing to do with breastfeeding.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.

Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....

A lady walks into my work with four kids. She had on a loose stained shirt and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra because you could see her nips above her belly button anyways her kids were running all over the waiting room, jumping from chair to.chair when I see one of them run straight towards the Mom, lift up her shirt and starts.sucking.away. I was having a wtf? Moment when one of the other kids starts sucking on the other breast. She.edu just calmly sitting their with two 3-4 year olds sucking away while standing.
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Is your workplace in East London by any chance? Because I saw that very exact thing happen once and I can honestly say that it was one of the nastiest things I have ever seen. Both the woman and the kids were terribly dirty as well. Oh, dear, I need to watch some kitten videos now to erase that memory from my mind.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

I hate this bitch and her stupid fucking baby. What kind of person can make me hate a baby? Only some giant asshole, that's who.

I don't believe for a minute Beyonce would get down with some bologna slab nipples. Not even soda can ones. Not buying it.

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story planted by her lame people to make it seem like she gave birth...this trick must be have that boob contraption that Robert DeNiro used in "Meet The Fockers" b/c she WAS NOT PREGNANT...holy shit, when will they stop? nobody believes this lying, large gums with tiny teeth, skank

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.

Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....

A lady walks into my work with four kids. She had on a loose stained shirt and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra because you could see her nips above her belly button anyways her kids were running all over the waiting room, jumping from chair to.chair when I see one of them run straight towards the Mom, lift up her shirt and starts.sucking.away. I was having a wtf? Moment when one of the other kids starts sucking on the other breast. She.edu just calmly sitting their with two 3-4 year olds sucking away while standing.

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*frozen in horror*

"WTF" doesn't even begin to describe this. I am going to have nightmares for weeks.

Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:57pm.
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I am well aware of what the WHO says about the benefits of breastfeeding. Maybe you should have actually READ my post, that I was not comfortable breastfeeding past the 1st year.

Instead of being an asshole about it you could have made your point in a non I'm better than you fashion.

The day this pic was taken was the first time Beyonce ever "carried" that child.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:35am.

Boobs in public: I support this message.

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Jacko is president of his own chapter of La Leche League. Motherhood/nursing is optional, all boobs are welcome. Membership granted following thorough physical examination (sometimes repeatedly) and approval by the chapter president.

Again MK can you PLEASE stop posting stories about this irrelevant trash no really cares about her except her handful of stans and paid bloggers. UGH JUST STOP!

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I'm not buying it. I think they paid someone to say this, to counteract the stories that she wasn't really pregnant. Why such a big deal over breastfeeding in public?

And in general, why such a fuss? I don't see why anyone would object, but I also don't see why women can't be discreet while doing it. Why does everyone nearby need to have it drawn to their attention?

For some women it is almost confrontational, as if they want someone to object: "Attention please!! I am now going to whip out mah tittay to BREAST FEED THIS BABY IN PUBLIC. SEE? SEE IT? Anyone HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"

All I wanna know is if Beyonce's titty balls excrete soy milk.

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Submitted by NoMoreMangoForYou on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:57pm.

Obviously you both are unaware of the World Health Organization's recommendation to breast feed until the age of 2 and BEYOND if both mother and child are happy in the nursing relationship.

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More like instead of glomming onto the first part of that statement and standing on a soapbox with it, they're exercising the choice mentioned in the last part of it which is mother AND child are both happy with continuing.

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Obviously you both are unaware of the World Health Organization's recommendation to breast feed until the age of 2 and BEYOND if both mother and child are happy in the nursing relationship.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:13pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:37pm.

FOR ME, the appropriate age to STOP breasfeeding is 1 year. I don't think it's right for a toddler to be able to walk up to mom, lift the shirt and start suckling while standing.

But again, that is my own preference.

CO-SIGN! If your child can walk and talk, it's child abuse if you still breast feed, yea, I said it.
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Don't give a shit about Beyonce and her planned publicity stunts. She can drop dead for all I care.

Breastfeeding can be extended as long as your EGO and SELF-IMPORTANCE needs it, really. Breasts will keep on producing milk as long as they're stimulated daily, so you can breastfeed for years and years and years. While it's really important to breastfeed a baby for all the biological (and common sense )reasons, like breast milk being a bomb of nutrients, breast milk being cheap, breastmilk boosting your baby's immune system and breasts being "made" for the purpose of breast feeding a baby, etc., there comes a time when it's not the only nutrient your baby needs and you have to understand that and move the fuck on. Extending the breast feeding period longer than biologically necessary will NOT make your kid immune to illnesses or whatever and will NOT form a stronger bond with you (unless you want to struggle with an emotional codependent kid). That's why fruits, vegetables and cereals are baby's first choice of food in certain period of his or her life; so if baby is ready to move on to other sources of food, so are you. There is a small space for certain native cultures where I live, where women breastfeed their oldest children. This might be due to non-hippy reasons, like them still living under their old and outdated ways and them being mostly, dirt poor. For some western cultures, breastfeeding has become a great tool to feel empowered, more powerful over others and a some sort of propaganda to stroke some women's ego and self-importance.. hence the attempt of Beyonce here to feel validated and open up her image to a new market.

As for breastfeeding in public, I don't mind anymore. Once I got used to it, didn't bother ever again. When I see a mom feeding her baby, I just see a mother feeding her baby. Back when I was lactating, I used one of those fancy sheets to cover both baby and I while I breast fed in public, but arrainging this shit and making sure nothing was visible while a baby was starting to cry like a banshee out of hunger was stressful to say the least, so it made me wish for a more open society and less prude-ish me. But it all depends on this, basically. There are cultures who aren't obsessed with sex and related body parts, so they don't see SEEEEXX everywhere they look... hence, the nudits beaches and stuff.

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I breastfed in public and no one ever saw a nip or a curve or anything else. pleeze.

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How can a woman breastfeed a surrogates kid? It would just be sucking air and thats just weird.

enough with the fking blue polish.. ugh...

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:37pm.

FOR ME, the appropriate age to STOP breasfeeding is 1 year. I don't think it's right for a toddler to be able to walk up to mom, lift the shirt and start suckling while standing.

But again, that is my own preference.

CO-SIGN! While working as a hostess back in high shcool, I witnessed a 4 year old get up from the table,run over to the mom (as she was eating mind you) and go to town. I stood there, menus in hand, with a look of horror and disgust on my face. If your child can walk and talk, it's child abuse if you still breast feed, yea, I said it.
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That is not a baby, that is one of J'z blue nose pit bull ghetto ass puppies she snuggling in that baby carrier.

Any one seen the supposed pics of her going to a laundromat with her body guards to wash babyclothes? someone mentioned it in a tumblr comment.

Is it bad that I hated the thought of breastfeeding my child?. I just didnt like the way it felt when I tried.I still get creeped out when I think about it. :/

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I hate when people use the "its natural" argument to be an inconsiderate titty flopper. Some people are just uncomfortable around strange exposed titties. Keep that shit covered up and be discrete. You're not mother Teresa or jesus just because you're giving your baby the boob. Oh and when he's old enough to ask for it, he's old enough to open the damn fridge and pour himself a glass of milk.

I don't buy for a second that miss private hospital suite whipped out a titty in public.
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Besides, once Jessica Simpson has breastfed in public, all others will be forgotten.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.

Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....
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If she does something like that she must have a myriad of other issues in her WTF closet!

I have this one long time high-school bud of mine and my first thought reading that was if we'd seen this we would have lost our mind laughing right there and then, I mean to the point someone would literally be on the floor embarrassingly almost losing their lunch from laughing type laughing.

I'll have to tell him this story.

was it like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApBVJMfUjbs

Is she using surrogate tits?

This sounds like something Wackonce's publicist put in the press to say "See! She's breastfeeding! She really was pregnant!", as if we're too stupid not to know any better.

Unless there is a pic, I don't believe it for a second. Beyonce was not pregnant. Someone with her fat girl genetics would have been a house while pregnant and would not have bounced back so quickly afterwards.

There is a way to breastfeed in public without making a big deal out of it -- I've seen it done before, it's not rocket science - Just drape a shawl over the front of your body and no one will see a damn thing! Hopefully she did something like that -- as big of a narcissist as she is, I can't imagine her whipping out her breast in public.

FOR ME, the appropriate age to STOP breasfeeding is 1 year. I don't think it's right for a toddler to be able to walk up to mom, lift the shirt and start suckling while standing.

But again, that is my own preference.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:45pm.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 12:38pm.

Creepiest thing I have ever seen.....

A lady walks into my work with four kids. She had on a loose stained shirt and it was obvious she wasn't wearing a bra because you could see her nips above her belly button anyways her kids were running all over the waiting room, jumping from chair to.chair when I see one of them run straight towards the Mom, lift up her shirt and starts.sucking.away. I was having a wtf? Moment when one of the other kids starts sucking on the other breast. She.edu just calmly sitting their with two 3-4 year olds sucking away while standing.

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MotherFUCK! Why did I read that???

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Mother of God! Those kids are clearly sucking the life out of that mother, her dignity was the first to go.

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