Wednesday, February 29th 2012
Steve Martin Is My Hero
GOOPY Tweeted the picture above from the Oscars and then Steve Martin did God's work by Tweeting this:
I never thought I'd ever type this but, Steve Martin: I so would. Hell, I'd even print out Steve Martin's Tweet, roll it up and hit that.
via The Daily What (Thanks, Josie)
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:21pm.
Snowpeen, Steve Martin is a hard ass. He would never back down from anything he said. That's one of the reasons I love him.
Little known Steve Martin fact: He is a Grammy-winning, world class banjo player. Stunningly good.
That is a true fact indeed!
This just made my suck-ass Wednesday day! Love Steve.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:24pm.
Although she annoys the ever-loving shit out of me, Goopy is an Academy Award winner, so this really is the spot for her to be. Now, as far as Emmys, Grammys, and whatever else she gets invited to, your guess is as good as mine.
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Devil's advocate.
I highly recommend "Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life" by Martin. I laughed, I cried. It's an easy read, too.
Fuck yeah! Please Steve, don't back down and issue an apology, not even if Steven Spielberg threatens to fart in your face.
Dude seriously I can't wait to go to my local fishmonger and fuck myself with an imported scented candle from Moldova.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm not sure I buy this. Steve Martin is an unrepentant asshole in real life with zero sense of humor. He makes Bill Murray look friendly.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Omg, I know nothing else today will make me bust out laughing like that. Ughhh, I can't stop laughing. Good one Steve.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Doggie, I hope you are right...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Gwynnie got OWNED! Hahahahahahaha!
BRAVO!!
Slightly off topic: Janeane Garofalo's production company is I Hate Myself Productions.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:15pm.
I guess now I know who my friends are!
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Well, gee if you couldn't tell by his face...lol !
HUGE crush on Steve Martin but I do worry that he's already sent Gwynnie a note saying, "Kidding" and inviting her over for a private banjo session and then she'll start writing about her Dear Friend, Stephen Martin in her Goop entries.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:15pm.
*pictures Whamo touching his face on Irish Fury's*
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Thanks Mickey! Me too!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:15pm.
*pictures Whamo photoshopping his face on Steve Martin's*
LOL!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hahahahaa! Great job Steve!
Poor Gwyneth! ha ha ha
Love Steve Martin - I hope the Goop sees that tweet and realizes the insult!
WHY THE FUCK IS FISHSTICKS LIKE THAT HO KIM KUNTRASHIAN INVITED TO ANYTHING!! sorry that was in all caps, I had a Kanye moment, but what the fuck has she done lately Cuntry Strong, PUHLEEZE!! I despise Goopy, and Steve for President of the Universe and Galaxy...he is an amazing talent, and I will always forgive him for posing with Goopy, I hope they got her stench of of them...my condolences to both lovely comedians...my brain freezed on the other ones name...damn old fucking age!!
Ha! Good for Paltrow and her pretentious ways.
Dude? Seriously? I fuckin hate when people say "dude"...especially stuck up assholes.
LA CHAYLO! HAHAHAH! Hilarious dream!
and yes - Steve Martin plays the banjo well! So does The Office's and The Hangover's Ed Helms, who isn't as hot as Steve Martin, but I still would.
You are interested.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
This is fucking awesome. TEAM STEVE!
She's super annoying, but I think she looks pretty.
*shrugs*
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Douchechill!
Snowpeen, Steve Martin is a hard ass. He would never back down from anything he said. That's one of the reasons I love him.
Little known Steve Martin fact: He is a Grammy-winning, world class banjo player. Stunningly good.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Too fucking awesome.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I'm sure even if he meant it he will issue an apology in 3...2...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I did not think I could love this man more but here it is.
Goopy stop it. We all get it. You rub elbows with the famous.
I wonder what WHamo's views on this are.....his precious being dissed! *snort!*
Fishy looked like a giant, unused tampon. And Steve Martin for president!
Ha, once more with that dress so once more from me: Joan Rivers saying she looked like a Christian missionary. Panelist: " But Joan, she looked perfect." Joan: "Like a perfect (bleeped but read her lips) asshole."
I never thought much of Steve Martin, but the other night I dreamed he took me on a movie date. WTF, yes.
Now I understand it was foreshadowing the swooning I'd be doing after seeing this. I just hopes he means it and isn't just being ironic.
Hahahahahaahah!!! I'd also hit him if it were a few years ago but he looks my dad now. So no way!!!
*pictures Whamo photoshopping his face on Steve Martin's*
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Fishy. Seriously. Die already.
::does the Wayne's World not worthy bow to Steve::
BWWWAAAAAAA I have always loved Steve.
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I have never loved life so much.
Hahahaha love it!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of
nothing!
Navin R. Johnson is the coolest... always will be.... I fucking can't STAND Martin Short... so fucking annoying...
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Yes!
ALWAYS loved Steve Martin!
I want him and Dan Aykroyd in my celebrity 3some.
"The Jerk" is one of my all time favorite movies. Evah.
http://youtu.be/GZQAvtFO_uA
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
HA HA HA THANK YOU STEVE!
HA! I love Steve, I have always had that "older man" crush on him since I was a little girl and I saw him doing King Tut & The Jerk. Yeah, he may be old enough to be my grandpa, don't judge me!!!
Aw, after the news about Davy I really needed a smile. Thanks Steve!
BWAHAHA!! You can tell that he'd rather be shot with a ball of his own shit. SWOON!!!