Wednesday, February 29th 2012
Steve Martin Is My Hero
GOOPY Tweeted the picture above from the Oscars and then Steve Martin did God's work by Tweeting this:
I never thought I'd ever type this but, Steve Martin: I so would. Hell, I'd even print out Steve Martin's Tweet, roll it up and hit that.
via The Daily What (Thanks, Josie)
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Poor Whamo. He has rickets of the brain!
Looks like Martin Short isn't having the greatest time either.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Team Navin Johnson!
I don't need anything!...except this lamp...and this ashtray...
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
...I still lurve her insufferable pretty ass:)
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I believe you meant to say her pretty insufferable ass.
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Hey come on now baby don't be like that. lol:)
Don't we all get a pass on the celeb fantasy fuck pool?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:10pm.
*looks down at crunchy sock*
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Cameron The Cum Sock, Bwahwaaaa
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:12pm.
...I still lurve her insufferable pretty ass:)
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I believe you meant to say her pretty insufferable ass.
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Steve Martin's Twitter is hilarious (like it wouldn't be). I saw on TMZ that he, Martin Short, and some of their other friends have "colonoscopy parties". They schedule their appointments all on the same day, and the night before they all hang out and play poker. That is one shitty night (pun intended).
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Goopy's badass act is about as convincing as Taylor Momsen's. Even her most hardcore fan will have to admit that the phrasing of her Tweet ("Dude. Seriously.") is off-putting.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I love this man. He's also the best host the Oscars had: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N95KLHeJ_Yc
He did it like Ricky Gervais, but a lot smarter and classier.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:03pm.
Im sorry Whamo but she REALLY (pronounced as rally) is a fart-bubble!
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Well admitted she CAN be a little hard to defend at times but what are you gonna do, I still lurve her insufferable pretty ass:)
Steve Martin's Comedy Is Not Pretty was one of my well-played albums as a child. Yes, I was corrupted at an early age in the late 70s. Great pic of Steve in drag on the cover. Recommend to all who haven't heard it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GRKNw19Jo&feature=fvwrel
I truly hope he despises Goopy.
Dude seriously I drink my own piss.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by MedusaChrist on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:08pm.
Calm down people, don't orgasm just yet.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
I dunno, seems pretty clear that he was being playfully sarcastic. This was his way of complimenting her.
Otherwise this also says he hates Martin Short, which I hardly think is the case.
Calm down people, don't orgasm just yet.
GG, only on dogs.
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You know she called him "Steven."
Dog, I didnt know you were a devotee of the 'fro?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:05pm.
That haughty bitch is NO ONES' friend.
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Even her mirror hates her greasy ass.
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I LOVE Steve Martin...
Oh pointy birds.
Oh pointy, pointy.
He probably wasn't REALLY kidding. I mean, c'mon people - MARTIN SHORT?
That haughty bitch is NO ONES' friend.
DP
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I really hope she loses everything so she can learn how to be humble.
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squiggles, I am sure he was joking but the Goop haters in here all need a laugh after DJ's died so lets let them have their fun! LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
It's obvious that he is joking; but of course it's pretty close to the bone, considering how..ahem..."loved" Ms Paltrow is by many ;o)
It's a joke folks. A fucking funny one too. Gynneth is one of the Three Amigos!
Im sorry Whamo but she REALLY (pronounced as rally) is a fart-bubble!
Too bad he was kidding and didn't really mean it.
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Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:58pm.
Am I the only one who thinks he was totally to half kidding? I
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Thank you, SOMEBODY has some common sense up here on this crazy thread! :)
Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 4:00pm.
Facetious is a great word.
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It's the only word in the English language with all five vowels in order.
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Submitted by squiggles on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:58pm.
Am I the only one who thinks he was totally to half kidding? ...
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Yes, it was just a joke meant to be funny.
dilf
Facetious is a great word. Where's Sandbitch to shop Whamo's face up there?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
*Puts Gwenny behind my back and pulls out shank*
Also, my son who is a senior, is in a high school production of Steve Martin's "Picasso at the Lapin Agile."
Getcha popcorn ready it goes up 8:00 PM Friday and Saturday March 9th and 10th at the Electric Lodge Theater in Venice.
http://www.amazon.com/Picasso-Lapin-Agile-Other-Plays/dp/0802135234
Am I the only one who thinks he was totally to half kidding? I know he's a bit of an a-hole but I can't imagine he'd give her such a direct and public beat down. Of course, if that's what this is, then I'm impressed.
Dude seriously I can't wait to eat a bag of aborted babies
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He's obviously being facetious you SMARTASSES, lol!
*pictures Whamo touching his face on Irish Fury's*
*has pictured same thing* :)
Christ, how many people sent this in?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:21pm.
Little known Steve Martin fact: He is a Grammy-winning, world class banjo player. Stunningly good.
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So true!! They say it's a very difficult instrument to play well and when I saw him he played the shit out of it.
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OMG, IKR? I saw him on some show and he stood there playing. Only his hands moved and the music was amazing. I couldn't even begin to imagine playing like that.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:21pm.
Little known Steve Martin fact: He is a Grammy-winning, world class banjo player. Stunningly good.
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So true!! They say it's a very difficult instrument to play well and when I saw him he played the shit out of it.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
best tweet ever!
team steve
Steve Martin may have a reputation for being difficult, but I'd take his grumpy ass any day over than this pretentious twat waffle. At least he's not a fame whore that attaches her wagon to any celebrity she feels can further her "career". I'll be disappointed in Steve if he backs down and apologizes-or even says he was joking.
LMFAO suckaaaay I SWAY-YUH
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:41pm.
OMG I'D FREAKIN DIE!
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AHHAHAHAH FREAKIN DIE ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN FLOOR!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Now, as far as Emmys, Grammys, and whatever else she gets invited to, your guess is as good as mine.
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Goopy goes to the Grammy's because of the whining, harpsichord band her husband fronts.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:24pm.
WHY THE FUCK IS FISHSTICKS LIKE THAT HO KIM KUNTRASHIAN INVITED TO ANYTHING!! sorry that was in all caps, I had a Kanye moment, but what the fuck has she done lately Cuntry Strong, PUHLEEZE!! I despise Goopy, and Steve for President of the Universe and Galaxy...he is an amazing talent, and I will always forgive him for posing with Goopy, I hope they got her stench of of them...my condolences to both lovely comedians...my brain freezed on the other ones name...damn old fucking age!!
LOL wow someone who hates her more than me. She was obviously pulling a Sean Young shoving her washed out boring face in between people snapping away and couldn't wait to put them on her Twatter to further perpetuate how wonderful her life is.
Fishy probably kept calling him "Steven".
I'm too bummed about Davy. Gonna smoke some schiggyity and take a walk.
P.S. Two very funny Steve Martin books: "Cruel Shoes" and "Pure Drivel".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 3:33pm.
Dude seriously I can't wait to go to my local fishmonger and fuck myself with an imported scented candle from Moldova.
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OMG I'D FREAKIN DIE!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
steve martin, i love you. xoxo
LMAO! Steve is the hooker of all funneh hookerz.
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