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TODAY!!!!!!!
Just like the shampooing of Johnny Depp’s hair and the feeding of Posh Beckham, today only happens once every four years so it’s that day do it everything EXTRA. If you get paid a salary, your ass shouldn’t even be hating life in your cubicle at work today. You’re technically not getting paid for it. So leap away and do everything you love most, but do it EXTRA. If you’re going to eat a breakfast appetizer of a triple decker Pop Tarts and butter sandwich (I’m looking at you, Jessica), eat an extra one! If you’re going to do your daily beauty routine of injecting your cheeks with non-FDA approved plastic gel your mom buys online from Thailand (I’m looking at you, LiLo), give yourself an extra shot! If you’re going to spend your lunchtimes fapping into the kitchen sink while chewing on a cold (and possibly rotten) fried chicken drumstick (I’m nervously eye darting everywhere but the mirror), eat and fap out an extra one today! See, if St. Angie would’ve done that attention whore leg pose today, nobody would’ve said shit since that was extra extra and today is the day to do it extra.
Happy Leap (and EXTRA) Day!
P.S. – If reading the word EXTRA so many times took your brain to an insufferable place (aka Mario Lopez’s face), then you have my permission to call me an extra cunt.
(Illustration via Cartoon Day)