George Clooney Doesn't Give A Shit If He You Think He Likes Peen

Speaking of astrology, according to his Chinese sign (the ox), he can turn love on and off like a switch, and remain detached. He comes first. That's just the way it is.

I didn't think Gorgeous George was gay until the Barbara Walters interview where she asked him if he played his Batman role "as gay". George then stated that in fact, he did play the role "as gay". That cinched it for me. Well, there's also the fact that Julia Roberts is in love with him and calls him "Gorgeous George". She, IMO, is one of the biggest fruit flies in Hollyweird.

I like George, and this is one reason why.

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"This is some Promise of a New Day shit."

Also, I loved George's response. Ambiguous? yes. Open to interpretation? yes. But what he's saying is 100% true. People will speculate whether you're in or out.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:43am.

As far as Hollywood is concerned, I still think most gay men aren't allowed to be leading men because of the perception that they won't be deemed believable.
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Agreed. Although it is unfortuante, I think the thing with leading men is that once you know they're gay in real life, it's the kind of thing you can't "un-learn" and you bring that with you when you watch them on screen. It's a sad truth, but it's just human nature. I think that's the reason so many gay actors have remained in the closet their whole careers. And those are just the ones we know about! An actor that comes to mind is Sean Hayes, who is wonderful in his own right. But I don't think I could watch him seriously play a straight character (and I know he has) without the veil. I think it's great what he's done for the cause and representation of gay rights, but it has hindered his career in some respects. The good thing is that now we're seeing more openly-gay characters, so there's room for everyone.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

"I sometimes feel that in his quest to be so PC and inoffensive he offends me with his wishy washy-ness."

I actually find him to be among the least wishy-washy in Hollywood. He takes strong stances and doesn't back off. I think he's a total class act and a very good actor.

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Bravo. This is one of the many reasons I really like him.

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I once heard an astrologer, who was previously in show business, give her take on George, and she described him and his relationships with women this way; she said that his career comes first and foremost and he's 100% committed to it. It consumes him & his passion lies there. Women are a diversion for him, but he doesn't invest himself in them emotionally, and he only wants a woman who understands that she will never be first in his life & is willing to be his arm candy and be a "girlfriend" to him when it suits him. The women he's with know this and agree to it. There's no reason to feel sorry for any of them.

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Also, people who chew gum while talking. Or chew gum while drinking. Or chew gum in class. Or chew gum at funerals. Or at weddings. Or chew gum while talking to me. With that "shluk, schlik, chif, chif" endless sound.

In FACT, if it were up to me, all gum chewers should have it yanked out of their mouths and forcibly stuffed into their earholes and up their noses by random Gum Police, as insta-punishment for having subjected the public to their masticating malevolence, and showing blatant disregard for human manners & decency.

FUCK gum-chewers.

...No, serioisly. Fuck'em.
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"Mom, is that you?" :)

MedusaChrist: your post where you talk about him being a charming sociopath was incredibly interesting and you totally convinced me. Right on target. Makes all kinds of sense. My favorite comment in a thread full of excellent comments.

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:22pm.
A joke I once heard....... If you bake a cake, that doesn't make you a baker, if you drove a truck, that doesn't make you a trucker, paint a room it doesn't make you a painter but you suck one cock....

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or, it's only gay if you keep your eyes open.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:15pm.
I am reasonably sure that Keanu Reeves is straight, yet I could never "buy" him in a love scene.
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I can never buy him in any scene. Not a bad guy but so limited as an actor.

First of all, to the people that say Ian McKellen and Rupert Everett played convincing straight characters: They are actors. That's their job.

Second of al, I much prefer a reaction like the one George has than a Tommy Girl who feels the need to sue everyone who would even suggest he might like some peen.

No hate for George. It really is his business what he gets up to in bed.

George looks strangely old for his age. He is only 50. Wonder if he smokes? If he had gay lovers I cannot believe none of them have cashed in their chips and talked. I agree that he does not like women. Most gay men secretly hate women because women are so vicious and gay men see that. If he is gay he is totally closeted. But like most men he may just be tired of doing the bulk of the work on jobs and having the women split at 5pm on the dot.

see that wad of stupid chewing gum at the back of his teeth?
Stop that, Clooney, for god's sake you look like a fucking loser.

Know what *I* have major isues with? People who laugh (or smile) waaaay out loud with their big-ass maws showing off their back molars and its crumpled wad of artificially-sweetened spit-rubbber. It really kind of bugs me.

Also, people who chew gum while talking. Or chew gum while drinking. Or chew gum in class. Or chew gum at funerals. Or at weddings. Or chew gum while talking to me. With that "shluk, schlik, chif, chif" endless sound.

In FACT, if it were up to me, all gum chewers should have it yanked out of their mouths and forcibly stuffed into their earholes and up their noses by random Gum Police, as insta-punishment for having subjected the public to their masticating malevolence, and showing blatant disregard for human manners & decency.

FUCK gum-chewers.

...No, serioisly. Fuck'em.

You guys have the worst GAYDAR! Clooney's not gay.. He may have experimented but nah! Now, RICK SANTORUM is 1,000% GAY!

I don't think the media asks the right questions. It should've been something like "Have you experimented?" or "Would you ever fall for another man?", instead of getting him defensive with the same old questionnaire. It seems to me that he wouldn't want to offend his gay friends because he's mostly likely made out with them.

Throwing labels at celebrities will make them not give a proper answer. You've all seen over and over how every time somebody asks Hohan if she is a junkie, she'll deny it, because, deep down, she believes that she isn't one.

His ego is way too big to accept one label, he definitely thinks he's larger than life and as such, us mere mortals should never ever try to define him with such simple labels.

Bottom line, nothing is either black or white, so I don't think will ever come out because he'll probably go back and forth between dating men and women.

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

I don't necessarily think he's gay, but I do believe he's totally jaded as far as any kind of sex goes. Also, he's a commitment-phobe.

So - despite the revolving-door girlfriends of dicey provenance, the dalliances with porn stars, the possibility that he might have played with strange peen because he's tried everything else - he's a man who really loves women. His close friendship with Julianna Margulies is well-documented, he hates Jennifer Lopez with a white-hot hate (because he has taste), and every single woman (cast, crew, producers) who has ever worked with him (save JLo) adores him.

You're right - he gives great answers. And he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of him. That's what money, fame and a Teflon personality will do for you.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 2:23am.

Good example. I've seen that movie, and his onscreen chemistry with Michelle Pfeiffer is very convincing. If I didn't know he was gay, I wouldn't have guessed it by his performance. (Especially the scene at the end where Oberon and Titania start having sex while Puck smirks at them)

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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:14pm.
"George is turning into a desperate (he basically "hires" women at this point), old spinister/bachelor who will end up alone"

Trust me, everyone ends up alone and everyone dies alone, even if they marry.

Work in a seniors' home for a while: the single ones who "end up alone" have more visitors than the ones who thought their families would always be there for them.

--Ooh Nonnymouse, you just made me feel better! I am definitely perpetually "alone," but I do love the family I have and my friends. And I try to keep friends, even when they ignore me for their boyfriends. I do want someone, but I can't imagine the growing old part. You don't know how good this last paragraph of yours makes me feel lol!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:43am.

As far as Hollywood is concerned, I still think most gay men aren't allowed to be leading men because of the perception that they won't be deemed believable. It's okay for a straight guy, say Tom Hanks, Javier Bardem, Al Pacino, to play gay because everyone knows they're straight and just "versatile actors." But when do you see out, gay men as leading men? I can't name one off the top of my head, and I find that unfortunate that even lead gay roles go to straight actors.
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Have you ever seen A Midsummer Night's Dream with Rupert Everett as Oberon? I thought he was so dreeeeeeamy in that movie (sorry for the pun), and I never understood why he didn't make it huge as a leading man. Of course, he was always pretty vocal about H-wood not casting gay men.

Personally, I believe that a majority of Hollywood actors/actresses are bisexual, if not homosexual. The big names have plenty of access to both poon and cock, and I can't really blame any of them for taking advantage of that.

I have a bigger problem with religious or cultist actors who consider homosexuality morally wrong, than with those that just choose to keep their preferences quiet. A lot of times, when some source swears a big name is gay and hiding or repressing it and UNHAPPY, I wonder if that person is maybe just bi and happens to like the hetero for relationship purposes. After all, if someone is bi, either gender is acceptable to have either a mere sexual or a serious relationship with, even when it is for all intents and purposes straight. jmho.

Mickey love, hello! :-)

My sentiments exactly, LaChaylo, but more coherently put. Hi, btw.

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I don't know. Something doesn't sit right. I've said it many times, but I don't think this is the same George from a few years ago. His girlfriends have been getting younger and less believable as girlfriends as he ages. He used to be very private and his girlfriends rarely talked to the press unless it was on the red carpet. Elisabutter and this chick have been a lot more vocal about their relationships, talking to rags and tweeting pictures. It's just weird.

As far as Hollywood is concerned, I still think most gay men aren't allowed to be leading men because of the perception that they won't be deemed believable. It's okay for a straight guy, say Tom Hanks, Javier Bardem, Al Pacino, to play gay because everyone knows they're straight and just "versatile actors." But when do you see out, gay men as leading men? I can't name one off the top of my head, and I find that unfortunate that even lead gay roles go to straight actors.

I'm just saying that if he is gay, of course he's not going to come out any time soon. He has a lot to lose as he's built up his resume to be a leading man. I think this particular awards season he demonstrated he really wants to be recognized as an actor's actor like Jack Nicholson or Sean Penn. I don't think it's fair, but I see how the Hollywood sets you up to be in the closet if you want to be a leading man.

I'm not saying I know shit, this is just my thought process. I honestly wish if Georgie is gay, he can be who he wants to be not because he needs to come out publicly, but just so he can be free to be himself. And if he isn't, perhaps as a producer he needs to put his money where his mouth is and hire talented gay actors who wouldn't otherwise get considered because they are gay.

/rant.

Can't stand his prank shtick. Its not cute!!! Grow up!!! Ok I'm done.

I don't know why but Geirge has always annoyed me, especially that time Vera paid him a tribute in 2009 or 2010 for Up In the Air. I wanted to slap that snotty look off his face. Can't stand the man.

Enfin, one good reason to keep on lusting over le Clooney. Je t'aime mon croissant!

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It sounds like a good response. Whether or not he is, *shrugs*, doesn't really matter.

I wanna know what's that shit in his mouth. Looks like an extra row of teeth and maybe a wad of gum.
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George has hot HUGE tonsil stones. You can bet his breath smells like a shit sandwich.

Submitted by MedusaChrist on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:30pm.

I agree totally.

And whenever people talk about him being nice, I always remember the time he made fun of a man with Alzheimer's. That was despicable.

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Just because someone appears to be sexually ambiguous, doesn't necessarily mean they're asexual or any other said complex. Human sexuality is subjective in nature. Many factors come into play.

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He sure would save a wad of cash if he didn't have to pay his beards anymore.

HOLY GREEK BEADS BATMAN! MY "friend's friend's favorite bartender's cousin's stepmother's pussy waxer's hairdresser's priest's fuck buddy's friend once heard that George was caught making out with another dude in one of the hallways on The Facts of Life set." TOO!

small world, no?

Bravo George for not giving a shit and saying what needs to be said.

Submitted by lastass on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:15pm.

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he just gives me the Asexual vibe.

Clooney strikes me as a bit of a high-functioning sociopath. Hence his obsession with practical jokes. It's a socially acceptable outlet and expression of this for him.

Add to this his emotional unavailability, kinkiness, propensity for kind of dumb and impressionable nothing women who look like they think some abuse is normal (the type he can easily manipulate), and today's blind item of him being impotent. Oh, and the fact that his ex is now dating Steve-O.

He's a ridiculously charming bloke, and sociopaths are the most charming people on earth. His personality strikes me as the epitome and archetype of the charming villain.

They are also often asexual (or by the same token, pan-sexual since it really doesn't matter to them) at heart, no matter how promiscuous they may be.

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Ah, shit. I think I'm a sociopath. I did cry at the end of "Titanic," though.

Good call, though. I'm usually good at picking up sociopaths but this one flew under the radar.

I like George because I feel like he doesn't give a shit, and I admire that. At the same time, I am suspicious of George and think he might give a shit, but he's an actor so he's just making us believe he doesn't give a shit.

My head hurts.

My computer double posted. So sorry!

I would pay to have one date with him sans sex I saw him in an interview and he is just the kind of person I could spend a night chatting with. He seems to be very intelligent and I really like his political views (or anti-political). I think I'd find him interesting for a night.

I would pay to have one date with him sans sex I saw him in an interview and he is just the kind of person I could spend a night chatting with. He seems to be very intelligent and I really like his political views (or anti-political). I think I'd find him interesting for a night.

I don't care either way. An actor's sex life is none of my business. I care what they do on screen.

He looks great in a tux, that's for sure.

Submitted by lastass on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:15pm.

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he just gives me the Asexual vibe.

Clooney strikes me as a bit of a high-functioning sociopath. Hence his obsession with practical jokes. It's a socially acceptable outlet and expression of this for him.

Add to this his emotional unavailability, kinkiness, propensity for kind of dumb and impressionable nothing women who look like they think some abuse is normal (the type he can easily manipulate), and today's blind item of him being impotent. Oh, and the fact that his ex is now dating Steve-O.

He's a ridiculously charming bloke, and sociopaths are the most charming people on earth. His personality strikes me as the epitome and archetype of the charming villain.

They are also often asexual (or by the same token, pan-sexual since it really doesn't matter to them) at heart, no matter how promiscuous they may be.

A joke I once heard....... If you bake a cake, that doesn't make you a baker, if you drove a truck, that doesn't make you a trucker, paint a room it doesn't make you a painter but you suck one cock....

george has never struck me as gay or straight or anything sexual.

he just gives me the Asexual vibe.

like in that movie where he was a nymph banging that britist actress, i just couldn't be convinced he was a nymph.

maybe looks are deceiving and he is an animal in the bedroom, but yeh i just dont get any sexual vibe from him.

George was really mean to his piece on Sunday. He said some crap about airplanes hitting her because she was so tall. I thought it was a rotten dig and she's not long for his world at this point. Either that or they got into a spat before the show and since he's paying her for famewhore opportunities, it's ok to throw her under the bus any time he wants. She looked a little uncomfortable but she didn't flinch. The dig seemed unwarranted unless he was antsy for the show/fake relationship to be over. I feel bad for her because she seems like a sweet person. I have no respect for this man. He doesn't like women and it's obvious. Coming out would be the best thing he could ever do because right now nobody is buying what's he trying to sell.

GAY! Yes, darling, gays can be very good at playing straight. My good gay friend was confused for my husband, and we were at a GAY BAR! It was total fun for the night.

I couldn't care less if he is gay or not. I'm never gonna hit that anyway.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

You know what is funny?

I remember finding Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman being very believable together in Days of Thunder.

Yeah, I believed Tommy would be playing with his toy cars on Nicole's thigh.