Thursday, March 1st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 29th!
MTV gave up on trying to discern between shows - this shot is from their newest endeavor, The True Life Real World I'm 16 & Pregnant in Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory (and I just want my pants back). - orinacorina
Runners-up:
Baby on Board. Never thought it'd need explaining. - TexnDoc
With this photo as evidence, Janet can easily pass off her hideous stretch marks as road rash! Clever girl, that Janet. - cs182
*skater/stoner voice* Whoa, check out this TOTALLY gnarly partial-pipe abortion! - MrsJCaesar
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LMAO @ "Baby on Board"
Excellentos winners! :)
Sweet, thanks! My day can only go downhill from here. Pinnacle. Of. Achievement.
Abortion, Done a Little Differently in SoCal !
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Lamb........innocent and delicious !
Funny captions hookers!
TexnDoc, I knew you would place with that one.
LOL @ MrsJCaesar.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Congrats to all the winners! orinacorina - inspired caption! WTG, TexnDoc (saw that one coming out of the gate), cs182, and MrsJCaesar!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL, love it. Cheers all
Yay to the winners!! Funny ones!
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I KNEW CorinaCorina and Tex would be in the top two!
Funny captions all!
Congrats to all of today's winners. Those were excellent captions on one scary CT! :D
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"The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here." MK
....this pic needs a play button.
....this pic needs a play button.
The moral of this story: Plan in advance how you'll get to the hospital.
Makes Jessica Simpson's decision to wear 6 inch heels look positively genius by comparision.
Desperate to induce labor after 12 months of pregnancy, Chestica takes matters into her own hands.
That's one way to fill a pool with water.
Surprisingly, the tube top was not the worst decision she made that day.
And here I thought Avril Levine's "Sk8ter Boi" had a happy ending.
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The seedy underbelly of professional skateboarding
Mitt Romney's new ad campaign attempting to reach inner city youth did not go over well.
She forgot the sledgehammer and watermelon.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:00pm.
Aboardtion.
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OMG I feel bad that I lol'd at this, but it's pretty damn funny.
Submitted by Old Testament on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 8:10pm.
Her water will break the fall.
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That made me giggle like a loon. =D
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
It takes a lot of guts to pull off this look.
Whores of Dogtown.
The Extra X [Chromosome] Games
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
She shouldn't be in any kind of pool: skating or gene.
Condom? Helmet? Protection's for pussies.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
White Trash Abortion
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
@GwyntethPaltrow: Dude. Seriously. I love my life.
@sk8rboi: I hate my life.
Dr. Oz Misunderstood Avril Lavigne when she said she was going to put the hash PIPE Down and wanted to travel with a BABY-ON-BOARD. What she ment to say was "she was going to put the HALF-pipe down with a baby on a board." sumdumbbum who is about 41 named Simon Cowell appreciates such a ho ass Trick and put this stunt on the publicity train for the new season of the X-Factor Circus and Freak show... -Dr. NakID... Dr. NakID XRAY
Dr. Oz Misunderstood Avril Lavigne when she said she was going to put the hash PIPE Down and wanted to travel with a BABY-ON-BOARD. What she ment to say was "she was going to put the HALF-pipe down with a baby on a board." sumdumbbum who is about 41 named Simon Cowell appreciates such a ho ass Trick and put this stunt on the publicity train for the new season of the X-Factor Circus and Freak show... -Dr. NakID XRAYDr. NakID XRAY
Dr. Oz Misunderstood Avril Lavigne when she said she was going to put the hash PIPE Down and wanted to travel with a BABY-ON-BOARD. What she ment to say was "she was going to put the HALF-pipe down with a baby on a board." Only sumdumbbum who is about 41 named Simon Cowell could appreciate this TRICKS trickery, so he put this stunt on the publicity train for the X-Factor Circus and Freak show... -Dr. NakID XRAY
Dr. NakID XRAY
Dr. Oz misunderstood Avril Lavigne when she said she was going to put down the half pipe and in order to travel with BABY-On-BOARD. Only sum dumb 41 bum could appreciate this insanity. His name? Simon Cowell. He decided to add this Freak trick to his X- Factor Circus. Dr. NakID XRAY
You know the kid in the back is thinking "Bitch, sit your whore ass down, and let me have my turn!!!!"
First Eric Johnson told Jessica Simpson she wouldn't get pregnant if he put a rubber band on his finger during sex. Then he told her prenatal skateboarding would enhance the baby's intelligence and prevent a girl baby from having manface.
Exclusive! Is George Clooney THE FATHER? Find out! Only on, (name a tabloid)!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
That's nothing honey. Jessica Simpson can drop in on two hot buttered Pop Tarts with a box of Capt Crunch Berries, and still get enough air to 360 the ramp of French Onion Dip.
Snooki thought she was just a little more bloated than usual. If she knew she was pregnant, she would have worn a helmet.
Just as he was about to ride the skate ramp with his momma, Johnny suddenly realizes why he gets picked up by the little yellow bus.
Jennifer Garner induced her labor with old Alias costumes and action sequences.
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"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - Patrick Bateman
Her water will break the fall.
Participating in "Exercise Good Judgement" Day, Shirley then went to the bar for beers and smokes before returning to her trailer in Branson, Missouri.
Gwyneth was determined to do whatever was necessary to justify naming her next baby "Applesauce"
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
After Rick Santorum revealed his "abortion is wrong under any circumstances" platform, his opponents revealed their poster girl.
Plan B Skateboards proudly presents their alternative to Virginia's mandatory pre-abortion ultrasound.
Stupidity: Found most commonly in one's jeans.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Ahh Cletus, I done tole you it might not be your skaterboi!
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