Afternoon Crumbs
The Los Angeles Police Department’s top priority should be investigating the robbery of Molly Ringwald’s old wardrobe by Vanessa Hudgens – Popoholic
GOOP + Reese Witherspoon + Beyonce + Cameron Diaz = death by popcorn suffocation – Lainey Gossip
“FUCK DAT BITCH REESE 4 USEING MY NAME TO STAY RELAVINT. hhahhaah glad i culd help bitch” – @chrisbrown – The Superficial
How many damn trailers does The Avengers need? – Towleroad
Jessica Chastain might be the new Catherine Zeta-Jones – Celebitchy
But for why is Jaime Pressly’s son dressed like my vato cousin going to Tommy’s Burgers? – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
32 kinds of awwws – The Berry
Boooooring is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck naming their son Samuel Garner Affleck. Don’t they care about the people out there who have nothing better to do than make fun of bizarre fucking celebrity baby names? How selfish. – ICYDK
Sunday Rose is looking very Secret Garden – Just Jared
And I’m sure Angie Jolie’s turkey leg will be on next month’s cover of Vogue Turkey – Popsugar
One Million Moms needs to eat one million dicks – The Daily What
Well, at least Katy Perry wouldn’t have to laser off that “I Heart Russell” tattoo from her ass lips – Celebslam
Proof that every time the Star Spangled Banner needs to be sung, they should just play Nippy’s version and let a Whitney Houston drag queen lip synch it – Crunk + Disorderly
When can I hear this whiny ho’s thoughts on Daylight Savings Time? – Videogum
LiLo and JWoww must be using the same face butcher – Cityrag
MARGARITA MOUSSE??????!!!!!!???? How do I get that in me? – Hollywood Rag
Like a cheerful ray of sunshine – I’m Not Obsessed
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