Afternoon Crumbs

February 29, 2012 / Posted by:

The Los Angeles Police Department’s top priority should be investigating the robbery of Molly Ringwald’s old wardrobe by Vanessa HudgensPopoholic

GOOP + Reese Witherspoon + Beyonce + Cameron Diaz = death by popcorn suffocation – Lainey Gossip

“FUCK DAT BITCH REESE 4 USEING MY NAME TO STAY RELAVINT. hhahhaah glad i culd help bitch” – @chrisbrownThe Superficial

How many damn trailers does The Avengers need? – Towleroad

Jessica Chastain might be the new Catherine Zeta-JonesCelebitchy

But for why is Jaime Pressly’s son dressed like my vato cousin going to Tommy’s Burgers? – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

32 kinds of awwws – The Berry

Boooooring is Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck naming their son Samuel Garner Affleck. Don’t they care about the people out there who have nothing better to do than make fun of bizarre fucking celebrity baby names? How selfish. – ICYDK

Sunday Rose is looking very Secret Garden – Just Jared

And I’m sure Angie Jolie’s turkey leg will be on next month’s cover of Vogue Turkey Popsugar

One Million Moms needs to eat one million dicks – The Daily What

Well, at least Katy Perry wouldn’t have to laser off that “I Heart Russell” tattoo from her ass lips – Celebslam

Proof that every time the Star Spangled Banner needs to be sung, they should just play Nippy’s version and let a Whitney Houston drag queen lip synch it – Crunk + Disorderly

When can I hear this whiny ho’s thoughts on Daylight Savings Time? – Videogum

LiLo and JWoww must be using the same face butcher – Cityrag

MARGARITA MOUSSE??????!!!!!!???? How do I get that in me? – Hollywood Rag

Like a cheerful ray of sunshine – I’m Not Obsessed

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