Natalie Portman Is Married, So Says Her Jeweler
Natalie Portman and the pirouetting father of her Ivy League graduate baby (yeah, he already graduated) Benjamin Millepied silently announced that their asses are married when they wore their wedding bands to the Oscars on Sunday. Maybe their silent announcement was an homage to The Artist? Or something. Natalie would rather eat raw meat out of a leather wallet (no euphemism, she's veganese) than talk about her personal life, so there's probably not a chance in hell she's going to confirm this. But who needs Natalie to confirm this when her jewelry designer will do it for her. Jooree designer Jamie Wolf tells People Magazine that those rings are of the marriage kind and she made them for Natalie and her huzzzzzbeeeeeend.
Jamie Wolf confirmed today that she designed Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied’s “wedding rings,” she shares in a release.Wolf created two diamond rings for Portman, made to fit on either side of her engagement ring, and a platinum band for Millepied. Both baubles are eco-friendly, made with recycled metals and conflict-free diamonds.
This marriage is going to last about as long as it takes me to do a full plié without farting (that could take a while, actually), so it was kind of smart of Natalie to not officially announce that she's somebody's wife. Because if she didn't announce the marriage, she doesn't have to announce the divorce in a year. Well, silently played, Natalie.
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Yes, Natalie, Darren Aranofsky Rachel Weisz were answers to a blind vice that appeared on CDAN and on D Listed. CDAN revealed Nat's affair with Darren in it's semiannual reveals in July 201.
Ben is only a beard. If they are indeed married it's only as a business contract.
Look at her baby. He looks like Darren.
Sorry, this might be s duplicate post.
Natalie and Darren were the answer to a blind item about a couple who had an affair while working in a movie, than the actress became pregnant. This was revealed on CDAN.
Ben knows this is just a business arrangement.
Come on guys, Ben is no Kfed because the supposed marriage between these two is a business contract.
Nat, Darren Aronofsky & Rachel Weisz were the answers to a blind item that CDAN revealed in July 2011. Basically Darren had an affair with Natalie and she became pregnant. Ben is just a beard.
Natalie wants to try to keep it undercover that she is a homewrecker. Her baby looks like Darren!!!
Yes, Ben is going along with the business agreement.
I hate this bitch, no not because she's a hippiecrite vegan scumbag, because her fucking face bothers me..she reminds me of another twat I loathe: Giada DeLaurentiis.
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For your health.
These two are about as boring as a vegan dinner.
I do, however, like that they were so private about it. I wonder if they're going to raise the baby in the Jewish faith, since she's such a princess. Does anyone know if she's making him convert? Also, I suspect he's anatomically intact, so I wonder if they'll make him get a circumcision. Having that done as an adult can't be fun.
But sure worth the Powerball this guy just won.
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@ Hekki on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 9:43am.
the original K-Fed woe Brit brit with his popazoa...oh yeah baby
this K-Fed of ballet woe natalie with demi plie and demi detourné (i looked it up on Center Stage the moviestarring Mandy Moore)
i think you can get truly conflict-free diamonds from Canada. Tedious though I find her, I do respect her public stance on this issue. The diamond industry's human rights abuses are horrific.
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Submitted by loopygorilla: "...I bet the K-FED of Ballet, Benjamin just mentally leaves his body when Natalie starts talking about shit like this."
HAHAHAHHAHA! There's a lot of funny in that sentence. And troof.
"made with recycled metals and conflict-free diamonds."
*eyeroll*
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Benjamin, sadly, has 'tinymeat-hands'!
If these two want to be married, then good for them!
Then I read the rest of the statement...
"Both baubles are eco-friendly, made with recycled metals and conflict-free diamonds."
... I can't with them now... hahahahah ;P
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Her jewelry is conflict free, her support of Polanski conscience free
Ben is a nice guy, but he's no Balanchine. Not sure why he retired from NYCB so abruptly.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
The jeweler blabbed it? Pleeze. Miss Portman wants to be seen as someone who does not need constant attention. This couple looks faker then brangelina.
Awkward body chemistry between these two.
LMAO @ K-Fed of ballet!! Brilliant!!
More brilliant than the "conflict free" diamond she's wearing.
She should really join Goopeth on that turd of pretentiousness they hold so dearly up their own ass.
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Yup the similarities are striking.
Cheeto Brit's K-Fed was a "dancer".
Portman's K-Fed is also a "dancer".
Both left their wives to be with the "famous" star.
Both didnt spare anytime in knocking up "the stars" to secure their bank accounts.
Soon Ben K-Fed Ballet will be a tubby former ballet dancer.
@Capella
Yes I was amazed at the amount of Hollywood heavyweights, including spielberg and all those "big wigs" who literally came to Roman's defense.
Hollywood lives in a different world, its not even a world where they think their money makes them better than us.
Its just a world where they think its okay to shit like this and get away with it.
Its like all those stories you hear of child actors being sexually abused in hollywood and nobody ever talks about it because somehow in their minds, its for the "Greater good" or some warped thinking.
@loopygorilla,
I watched the documentary Wanted and Desired, the Roman Polanski story, and was deeply disturbed for a very long time.
My biggest disappointment after watching the documentary, is seeing all these supposedly strong role models of actresses, give him public support! Nathalie Portman, who is so against all sorts of cruelty supported this monster that has admitted drugging, then proceeding to repeatedly rape vaginally and anally this young 13 year-old girl. Who looked Btw like a young 9 year old, not an over-developed Lolita.
My biggest disappointment was Kate Winslet. She did a movie with Roman Polanski, and was hanging all over him on the red carpet.
Wanted to shove a microphone under her nose and ask her Live is she would let "Uncle Roman" babysit her young daughters.
Despicable tw-ts.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 11:58pm.
the K-FED of Ballet
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LMAO!
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 11:44pm.
Well basically that is what Portman was saying when she came out in his defense, "oh he is an artist!!"
So this is the same bitch who tells people she is a vegan this and that, won't eat meat, dairy, blah blah blah and only eat flowers but only if they died naturally.
And will only wear recycle eco friendly clothes *raises eye brow* and metal bands which are eco friendly and diamonds which are conflict free.
This bitch is living in delusional land, I bet the K-FED of Ballet, Benjamin just mentally leaves his body when Natalie starts talking about shit like this.
He just wants to stick the tip in, jizz, knock her up, because thats extra $$$ when they divorce.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 11:44pm.
@Puppy Love, you're right...she sort of did imply, in a little TMI-ish way:
"My beautiful love, Benjamin, who has now given me my most important role of my life"
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SANS, that was the least ewwww-ish part of her "sharing"--IIRC, she also said something like, "I know that in the movie you didn't want to sleep with me, BUT YOU TOTALLY ENJOYED SLEEPING WITH ME!"
Or something like that.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 11:35pm.
FUCK this bitch with her "higher than thou" morals and shit, this is the same bitch who supported Roman Polanski.
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Exactly what part of drugging and raping a child offends you? That was simply ages ago and Roman Polanski is AN IMPORTANT ARTIST!
@Puppy Love, you're right...she sort of did imply, in a little TMI-ish way:
"My beautiful love, Benjamin, who has now given me my most important role of my life"
The guy has a GORGEOUS body though, so I hope she works that thang for all it's worth. Too bad he's a douche in interviews. Maybe he had a bad day.
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OH fuck me with a screwdriver, there is no such thing as conflict free diamonds.
FUCK this bitch with her "higher than thou" morals and shit, this is the same bitch who supported Roman Polanski.
I watched an exposee about "conflict-free" diamonds and they way they do it is simple, they transport the shit to India where the diamonds are "cleaned" and from India they are onsold to the western world as "conflict-free" when in fact people died or got their limbs cut off to make those diamonds.
Portman is a cunt, like fishsticks, the only difference is, fishsticks doesnt hide her cunt and didnt steal somebody else's husband and fake dance her ass to an oscar.
I hope ballet boy screws her for every dollar she has, he already did something right when he jizzed in her swan lake.
Natalie Portman doesn't like talking about her private life? Didn't she basically thank what's-his-name for fucking her during her Oscar acceptance speech last year?
I recall whatever she said as being icky and TMI.
@Alix on Tue, 02/28/2012 -8:22pm. She needed TWO wedding bands? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A lot of women do that. One for the back and one for the front to add balance to the design. My family is in the diamond and jewelry business and 90% of the couples coming into the store have 2 bands made, or they just have them fixed to the engagement ring so they have 1 ring.
Conflict-free diamonds?
I can only guess that my largely diamond-free life explains my ignorance of "conflict-free" diamonds. This is truly a politically-correct phrase of a class that has too much money.
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Congrats to monsieur Millepied who married his mademoiselle MillePortefeuille$.
Hope she got a "MillePrenup".
Pffft! Conflict free my ass! There's a conflict going on with her forehead and her hairline..guess who's winning that one?
"A few years back in an interview she said that she does not wear leather in real life, but that she has no control over what she wears in a movie or on the red carpet."
OK, movies I can buy. I can accept that. But the red carpet is real life. Stella McCartney makes high-end vegan shoes. What a twit.
I do appreciate the quiet marriage though. Good for them.
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Darren Aronofsky is her baby's father!
But is he Jewish???????
Is it just moi, or has Nats aged about 10 yrs since last year? I know baby care takes it's toll, but jayzus, she looks like my aunt who is nearing her senior years.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:53pm.
DAMNIT Dog, now I can't stop concentrating on their bobbleheaded-ness.....
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Well, you can always click on the BloHan link and count freckles instead!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
Why do their heads look glued onto the wrong bodies??? God!
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Ahahaha! They do! They do!
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It looks so weird.
HAHA. In the link with the pics of BloHan, there's a dude totally laughing at her in the pic where someone is holding her hand like they're keeping her from eating pavement.
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DAMNIT Dog, now I can't stop concentrating on their bobbleheaded-ness.....
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Of course, they had to include the "eco-friendly" line in there. What pretentiousness. Nat is overrated as an actress, and Millepeen is a douche (though a fantastic dancer, I saw him in a performance of the NYC Ballet).
I predict Baby Alpha or whatever his name is grows up to be a Republican NRA enthusiast who loves big juicy burgers, cooked rare.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
Why do their heads look glued onto the wrong bodies??? God!
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Ahahaha! They do! They do!
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
A few years back in an interview she said that she does not wear leather in real life, but that she has no control over what she wears in a movie or on the red carpet. I call bullshit. Don't tell us about your ethics and then make it conditional.
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She gets PAID to push Dior and be a model.
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@Daniee: Well, unless someone put a gun to her head & coerced her into agreeing to get that Dior money, then so the fuck what? It is still making her alleged "ethics" conditional (and thus, she is a pretentious little hypocrite).
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My main homosexual and I both thought she looked like a fancy picnic tablecloth in that dress. Nat and her +1 look the picture of pre-divorce love. Two years tops.
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Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
A few years back in an interview she said that she does not wear leather in real life, but that she has no control over what she wears in a movie or on the red carpet. I call bullshit. Don't tell us about your ethics and then make it conditional.
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ITA. She controls her stylist; hire one that finds leather-free, fur-free, etc. garments. Also, if a role call for leather and she can't get wardrobe to change to a faux-leather, then she should quit. She can make leather a contract term. She's a twit.
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She sure as hell has control of what she wears on the red carpet, bitch please. Eat a fucking steak.
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Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
A few years back in an interview she said that she does not wear leather in real life, but that she has no control over what she wears in a movie or on the red carpet. I call bullshit. Don't tell us about your ethics and then make it conditional.
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She gets PAID to push Dior and be a model.
Doesn't she look like a beaming bride in that pic?
She does come off as super-pretentious, though I did like her at one point. Now, though, it's just like get the fuck over yourself.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
A few years back in an interview she said that she does not wear leather in real life, but that she has no control over what she wears in a movie or on the red carpet. I call bullshit. Don't tell us about your ethics and then make it conditional.
Why do their heads look glued onto the wrong bodies??? God!
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I can't stand her but appreciate that she spared us the details (if they are, indeed, married). Do have to wonder if she's keeping it quiet 'cuz he hasn't fully converted or served steak at the wedding or some other such SCan-Dale that might mar her perfect little Jewish Eco-Princess reputation. She is very pretty, though: very, very pretty.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 7:52pm.
And I am sure the diamond necklace she is sporting at the Oscars is also a "conflict free" bauble.
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Touche' on that douche'!!!! Love it!!!!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 7:52pm.
And I am sure the diamond necklace she is sporting at the Oscars is also a "conflict free" bauble.
That's so true. Don't celebs realize how awful they come off when they say things like that?
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