Kim Kuntrashian Blows Shade At Demi Moore

February 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Once upon a two years ago, a brain-dead slut baby trapped inside of the body of an Armenian whore bag got pimp slapped by the hand of a 20-year-old party girl trapped in the body of a Demi Moore. It all started when Kim Kardashian’s useless ass Tweeted that she was out “big pimpin” with her girlfriends. Now, Pimp Mama Kris should’ve been the one who pimp slapped that trick for not knowing her place as a common ho. But it was Demi Moore who dragged Kim to the classroom and tried to school her on the meaning of “pimp.”

Demi tried to get it through Kim’s vapid head that her use of the word “pimp” was glamorizing sex slavery. It was seriously a meeting of the stupids and I completely forget about it. Well, Kim didn’t forget about it and Janet Charleton (via Jezebel) says that she dedicated a special song to whippit-loving Demi at Elton John’s Oscar party:

At Elton John’s party Kim was heard making fun of the fact that Demi was caught doing drugs with much younger friends -“she called ME immature!” Kim laughingly requested a song “dedicated to Demi” – the song was Devo’s “Whip It!”

And during karaoke night in rehab tonight (please tell me they have karaoke night in rehab), Demi will dedicate the following songs to Urinal Kim: “Splish Splash,” “Yellow” by Coldplay, “What the Water Gave Me,” “Raindrops Falling On My Head” and David Chappelle’s “Piss on You.

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