Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 28, 2012 / Posted by:

Nestle and the Girl Scouts cookie people joined together to create a delicious sugar baby for our bellies they named the Crunch and Thin Mints candy bar! We should all congratulate the 8-year-old Girl Scout who sold ten million boxes of Thin Mints to Nestle to make this happen, but I’m not going to do that yet since you can’t buy this bar of YES!! in stores. It’s just a sample. So we’ll have to put on our undercover Girl Scout uniforms (don’t act like you don’t have one), gather in front of Nestle’s headquarters and wait until the salespeople come out so that we can throw money at them before grabbing their sample cases full of this deliciousness.

I hope this means that the heavens will open up and drop Samoa/Almond Joys into our eat holes. I also hope that the Girl Scout Cookies ice cream and this candy bar is leading up to what we really want: Girl Scout Cookies vodka! I’ve tried to make it on my own, but the Samoas keep clogging up my at-home distiller.

via The Daily What

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