Wednesday, February 29th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 28th!
"With this crocodile skin and smashed beaver, I'm sure to win the Kim Catrall look-a-like contest!" - cs182
Runners-up:
OH! I thought you said my drunk-ass beaver was gonna be riding some hard cock. - dirtybear7
"Yes, Senator Santorum, we're very proud of your new Photoshop skills. We just . . . we just don't think it's right for your Presidential campaign." - CJD
It is said, "If the groundhog sees rock bottom, that means, six more weeks of A.A." - SANS FARDS
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ooh yay! I can't log in during the day hours anymore, so this is a nice surprise :) COngrats cs, that was fuckin hilarious!
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
OMG, dirtybear7, hilarious!!!!!!!! :-)
Very funny, cs182!
I am laughing! Great captions! Yay! Winners!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
So funnah, you hot slutes!
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I have never loved life so much.
Absolutely AWESOME! All of 'em! Congrats!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Trying hard not to cackle out loud!... ok, I won't HAHAHAHA Congrats winners!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
Yay Slookers!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Yay Sucky!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats funny winners!
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Congrats winners!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Yay winners!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Winner and first runner up- genius
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Jersey Shore finale.. Snookie gets swamp ass.
After by accident fucking up a croc and finding out therefore he was the winner of "Richard Gere's Next Top Gerbil", that beer sure tasted sweet
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Only love can break your heart
Bristol Palin doesnt care her kids aren't totally miseducated.
Rick Santorum's idea of birth control: Keep your beaver thirsty and keep your gator-maw sealed shut.
Proud winner of the 2073 Science Fair at Britney Spears Memorial High School
Oh you were holding a gator and a beaver in that pic?? I'm sorry, I was distracted by Angelina Jolie's right leg off to the side.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
You can't tell by the Crocs that I got, I'm just Jenny on the rocks.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Throw in another crocodile and maybe that Rebecca Black chick will stop singing about Fridays.
Khloe's on Atkins again.........
On the set of Disney's Pocahontas II: Wild Things, the animal talent got carried away with drinking and carousing.
Now here's a Kodak moment. Young Kim K poses with her mother and baby sister Khloe.
After some serious spelunking and exorcising for his upcoming film 'Cave of Ghosts' - Billy Bob discovered that when the ghosts had been chased from Angelina's cave, what was left was a scaley old crock under a thirsty beaver.
So he renamed it 'Pitt of Despair'.
Those were the days. Ali Lohan posed at home with her mother and weasel father.
It is said, "If the groundhog sees rock bottom, that means, six more weeks of A.A."
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
They're trying to breed a 'gatorchuck' but after 8 beers that gator still looks nasty.
"Yes, Senator Santorum, we're very proud of your new Photoshop skills. We just . . . we just don't think it's right for your Presidential campaign."
Crocodile (Rolling) Rock.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Khloe's Liquid Lunch
Courtney and Doug show off their new handler, in a sexy new photo shoot.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Trisha proudly shows off her new Hillbilly can opener.
"short, hairy, drunk and takes me alligator wrestling. Hes just like my ex!"-Sandra Bullock
The Walmart family portrait studio just got classier, ya'll!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Tiffany prepares to shave her beaver and croc for a photo shoot.
Angelina Jolee says who needs an academy award when you can have a Louisiana three-way with a gator and Brad's facial hair.
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Lindsay Lohan's audition tape for the X rated Dr. Doolittle's Bestial Adventures.
those Steve Irwin groupies never give up.
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I have never loved life so much.
Paparazzi caught this personal assistant taking Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones out for a stroll in Central Park.
OH! I thought you said my drunk-ass beaver was gonna be riding some hard cock.
(FYI That's is a capybara not a beaver)
This is Australian for beer bong.
Katie's emotion Chip overloads at the hall from Tommie's latest Colonic.
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Thanks Goopy. Your Cleansing product works as promised.
I think it is nice that Kim is helping Khloé and Kourtney see eye to eye.
Girls Gone Wild before Joe Francis douched it up proper
Bristol Palin's second place display at the Hamm's World Taxidermy Championships: The Drunken Squirrelligator.
Bristol Palin has always been impulsive, and to this day she still brings the strays that she finds home with her.
She's got some nuts, holding that squirrel and that gator like that......
Do it yourself Chanel shopping: a new winter muff, pair of boots and very cool matching bag is born.