Afternoon Crumbs
Julia Roberts is in Vanity Fair and the only thing I'm thinking that she took a picture of her calico cat to her colorist and told him to give her that - Lainey Gossip
How come when Freida Pinto pulls her tank top down like that, millions of men cream their eyeballs, but when I do it my dog finds a way to bark out the word "STOP!" in English - Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay Lohan told the SNL writers that she's down for anything and nothing is off the table, so I'm hoping that means we'll get a skit where White Oprah is shot into the universe out of a canon - The Superficial
Like a 90s Amy Winehouse is the vibe Katy Perry's giving me on Interview Magazine - Celebitchy
Excuse me as I shed a tear for the loss of all that delicious German beer, and yes, that waiter is in danger, girl - Towleroad
Just a peek of Salma Hayek's world-saving chichis - Popoholic
RiRi shows us through her outfit that she sucks at choice-making - ICYDK
Here I was thinking that Dolly Parton smelled like butterfly wings, hummingbird juice, wig glue and sunshine - OMG Blog
Oh look, it's Ke$ha's face twin - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
They should've cast Trace Cyrus as the Young SJP and called it The Carrot Diaries - The Berry
Chupa Zoe's nanny is more of a fashion icon than she is - Popsugar
I co-sign the "Is this bitch serious with that beard?" face Tom Hardy's dog is throwing - Just Jared
That paradise wallpaper in Solange's basement looks so lifelike - Crunk + Disorderly
I am only okay with this if ASkars is cast as the German girl - Videogum
Last night a window saved my life - The Daily What
Sean Young might not have been drunk on booze but she was definitely drunk on the crazy - I'm Not Obsessed
This needs more Statham spit - Hollywood Rag
Smack my bitch up, indeed - Cityrag
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Submitted by Twat Muffin: "...For me, it's a toss up between Julia and Goopy. Both of them enrage me..."
Ahh, for me, Julia is worse. I envy some of Goopy's life. There is nothing about Julia that I'd like to emulate. She is awful.
I thought it was Kyra Sedgwick, but I'm always getting them mixed up.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 6:41pm.
Was her mouth always that big???
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Yep, literally & figuratively.
Was her mouth always that big???
Don't miss the last link of a kitty establishing the pecking order...
Man Freida Pinto is beyond gorgeous. So not fair.
And they do NOT need to make a prequel to SATC. Let's just keep making shitty syndicated TV versions, movies and prequels until we completely forget how good the original (non-edited) HBO versions were. LAME.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I don't think Julia's face has been that smooth since she was about six. She really does radiate self-importance doesn't she?
ethang -- I totally agree with you. For me, it's a toss up between Julia and Goopy. Both of them enrage me. There's several others that really annoy the shit out of me, but I will not see any movie with these twats in them, that's how much I hate them.
What is that thing on Riri's head? I hate visors, and that is one ugly mofo visor I never want to see again!
I loathe this cunt more than any other actress. This should be under photoshop awards.
Julia Roberts acts like an entitled ass .....don't care much for any acting she does either. It perplexes me why producers agree to pay her so much.
Haha! The dude who spilled beer on Merkel doesn't seem to care too much. That's hospitality in Europe for ya!! I find Germans are some of the better at it, however.
Julia has the strangest upper lip.
"Julia Roberts is in Vanity Fair and the only thing I'm thinking that she took a picture of her calico cat to her colorist and told him to give her that - "
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Or maybe a rabbit fur jacket.
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