Afternoon Crumbs
Julia Roberts is in Vanity Fair and the only thing I'm thinking that she took a picture of her calico cat to her colorist and told him to give her that - Lainey Gossip
How come when Freida Pinto pulls her tank top down like that, millions of men cream their eyeballs, but when I do it my dog finds a way to bark out the word "STOP!" in English - Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay Lohan told the SNL writers that she's down for anything and nothing is off the table, so I'm hoping that means we'll get a skit where White Oprah is shot into the universe out of a canon - The Superficial
Like a 90s Amy Winehouse is the vibe Katy Perry's giving me on Interview Magazine - Celebitchy
Excuse me as I shed a tear for the loss of all that delicious German beer, and yes, that waiter is in danger, girl - Towleroad
Just a peek of Salma Hayek's world-saving chichis - Popoholic
RiRi shows us through her outfit that she sucks at choice-making - ICYDK
Here I was thinking that Dolly Parton smelled like butterfly wings, hummingbird juice, wig glue and sunshine - OMG Blog
Oh look, it's Ke$ha's face twin - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
They should've cast Trace Cyrus as the Young SJP and called it The Carrot Diaries - The Berry
Chupa Zoe's nanny is more of a fashion icon than she is - Popsugar
I co-sign the "Is this bitch serious with that beard?" face Tom Hardy's dog is throwing - Just Jared
That paradise wallpaper in Solange's basement looks so lifelike - Crunk + Disorderly
I am only okay with this if ASkars is cast as the German girl - Videogum
Last night a window saved my life - The Daily What
Sean Young might not have been drunk on booze but she was definitely drunk on the crazy - I'm Not Obsessed
This needs more Statham spit - Hollywood Rag
Smack my bitch up, indeed - Cityrag
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What a Sheiße waiter! LMAO!
All kitties are bitches of the highest order, ALL OF THEM!!
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Everybody will agree that Julia Roberts' career peaked with "Erin Brockovitch." She was served by a great script and a great director, who made the most out of her good looks, charisma -- and limited talent.
Her inability to shed her own persona even for an instant condemns her to an inevitable decline as an actress. But I have to say she is faring much better than many others (cf. Demi Moore, Heather Locklear, etc.).
On the subject of her hair... I really hate that multi-shade shit à la SJP. Multi-tones look great WITHIN the same color palette, but you don't juxtapose a cool blonde shade with red and natural dark. It looks unnatural.
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Wed, 02/29/2012 - 5:23am.
Why does everyone hate Julia Roberts so bad. What kind of things did she do to deserve her cunty title.
I was wondering that too and then someone posted in this thread about how she wore a t-shirt to mock her now-husband's wife at the time when they first hooked up. The wife's name is Vera and the t-shirt said "A low Vera" because she wouldn't sign divorce papers or something like that.
Very cunty behavior.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
At the beginning when Julia's brother first hooked her up she was so lovable. Her Mystic Pizza days. But she has grown to be an insufferable know it all like Speilberg's goddaughter Gwinny.
Julia looks good in this photo.
Kyra Segwick, Monica Potter, and Julia Roberts are triplet doppelgaengers.
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Well, Solange to me seems a lot more real and genuine than her sis. I also love that she embraces her ethnic hair! Maybe it is liking what you will never have, but ever since I watched the Cosby Show and Sesame Street as a little girl, I always adored Afro-inspired hairdos for women.
Why does everyone hate Julia Roberts so bad. What kind of things did she do to deserve her cunty title.
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Anyone notice the weird angle of Rachel Zoe's foot under those huge bellbottoms? Maybe it's just the flare of her jeans tricking my eyes but it looks like she's walking on the side of her foot.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I never found Horse Teeth pretty or a good actress so I have to wonder exactly what she did to get where she got....
Julia's goiter is almost as big as Rachel Maddow's.
Julia Roberts: At least her mouth is shut. I consider that a favor to the world.
So Farrah Fawcett hair is back.
*yawns*
*scatches butt*
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I love how the German Chancellor is cooler about having a tray of sure to be icy beer (Mmmm..icy German beer) dumped on her than Seacrest was about SBC dumping 'ashes' on him. Stay awesome, Angela Merkel.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Her hair looks like The Flying Nun's wimple.
And Moomarse, your avvie is awesomeness!
Why is Julia on the cover of anything? also, I hate hate HATE to admit this....but Katy Perry looks, well...good (?)
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My Lord! This picture should come with an extreme photoshop sticker on it.
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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:33pm.
Thanks sinjin for posting. : )
I guess I was totally out to lunch on that one. What was she really hoping to accomplish with this stunt? How ridiculous.
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You're welcome. :-) When it was going on, I remember seeing her sitting in a park with Danny wile wearing that t-shirt and looking very grungy. I think she was just out to humiliate Vera and rub her face in some "I got yo man!" bitchy behaviour. when really, she just came off looking like a real grade A c!nt.
Submitted by LMA618 on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 7:30pm.
My vet just told me that calico's usually have a touch of the crazy. So good choice Jules.
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They do! And they're all females so.... it works!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
"RiRi shows us through her outfit that she sucks at choice-making"
I thought that was already decided.....
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Thanks sinjin for posting. : )
I guess I was totally out to lunch on that one. What was she really hoping to accomplish with this stunt? How ridiculous.
"Lindsay Lohan told the SNL writers that she's down for anything and nothing is off the table"
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Ummmm..... see comment below.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Hey! My calico's look fucka better than that shit!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
That's not Katy Perry. You know how I know? Because whoever that woman is, she's gorgeous.
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Daniee, here's a photo of the shameless tramp happily wearing that t-shirt.
http://www.celebgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a-low-vera.jpg
"I'm tall and smart. If you're aggressive and energetic it can be intimidating for people who aren't very smart themselves."
Wow Julia, your ass must be so jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Where's the big throbbing vein that takes up half of Julia's forehead? Must've taken an hour of airbrushing to get that photoshopped out. She's the world's biggest egomaniacal bitch.
Gigaboob.....wow. I don't know what else to feel. It's so ugly.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas: Wow, what a dramatic flop from the doggy in the last link. Soooooooooooooo dramatic. But cute :)
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That kitty is an ASSSSSHOOOOOLE! I'd have squirted him with the water bottle I keep handy for misbehaviour. :-(
She did! His wife's name was Vera and she went around Malibu wearing a t-shirt saying "A low Vera". Apparently Vera didn't want to grant her husband a divorce, but making it public like that? Really Julia? So low.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 02/28/2012 - 7:41pm.
I never really cared about Julia until she got with her man, who was married at the time, and then walked around with a t shirt mocking his wife. She just seems like a vindictive, ugly hag to me.
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OMG, she did that?? And someone loves her?!
Hekki, don't know what's going to happen but dirty fingers will be making their way to her mouth. It's her signature pose. Very curious to see it all.
"Chupa Zoe's nanny is more of a fashion icon than she is"
If you mean the chicky holding the baby, is no her nanny. But yeah, she's stylin'.
Fuck, I did the Calico dye once. Took it for a show-off bike ride when a guy I knew (and was hoping to know better) drove by and yelled out, "Ya look like a Calico! Hahahahah!"
I fuckin' died.
Submitted by Gigaboob: "...I'm still going to watch that cracked out mess on SNL."
Me TOO! I've already checked to make sure my DVR is gonna record it.
Also: Matt Lauer is interviewing her on Thursday.
I never really cared about Julia until she got with her man, who was married at the time, and then walked around with a t shirt mocking his wife. She just seems like a vindictive, ugly hag to me.
Chupacabras' baby looks like an old man and Posh's baby looks perpetually sad. She should be the new Sad Clown Baby.
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I never ever wanted to be a waiter. That poor guy who spilled all those drinks over the most powerful politician in his country, in Europe even. I'm happy if I make it with my tray to the table with a Big Mac, fries and full Coke.
Julia, please go away, do something else.
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My vet just told me that calico's usually have a touch of the crazy. So good choice Jules.
Julia's "acting" got tired around the time she won her Oscar and not only is she a total bitch, she's a lucky bitch. How many actresses who are far better-looking and FAR more talented would be thrilled with half her success? She is the worst kind of whining celebrity who takes full advantage of her situation and then plays the victim. Being a non-actress has given her wealth and the ability to buy another woman's husband, so what are her gigantic gums flapping about?? Just retire, already.
That pic of Julia Bigmouth is photoshopped TO HELL. In reality her face is saggy, baggy, wrinkled and lined.
Hekki -- Damn, Rachel's baby IS ugly. Shit, you warned us and I insisted on looking. Looks like her husband; he's fugly, too.
Nice braids Solange. Very Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice in 1993. All that's missing is the velvet newsboy cap and the gold clips at the end.
She's always on vacation. Vacation from what? Can someone tell me what she does?
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Wow, what a dramatic flop from the doggy in the last link. Soooooooooooooo dramatic. But cute :)
I actually love Julia's hair color. I'm trying to decide on a new hair color for spring. I am so lazy though.
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Hekki -- I agree with you. At least I will kind of watch a movie with Goopy in it, as long as she doesn't have a large role or gets killed off early. I also hear Julia has horrible hygiene; at least we know Goopy is clean, so she's got that going for her.
Rihanna has gotten soooo skinny. She used to have a little meat on her bones and looked healthy but fit. Now she looks like she's on the speed diet.
The Katy Perry link says she's supposed to be channeling Elizabeth Taylor?! I look at that cat-eye and all I see is Amy.
LOL at the kitty pushing the dog over in the last vid, poor doggy hahaha
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Ahh, for me, Julia is worse. I envy some of Goopy's life. There is nothing about Julia that I'd like to emulate. She is awful.
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She's also a one-note actor. Her entire acting range consists of pursing her lips, tucking her hair and letting out that fuckin' laugh.
Hate the cunt.
Looks like Blohan's trying to laugh off her past so she can move forward. Not gonna work though, when you're still and forever will be on the bad shit. I'm still going to watch that cracked out mess on SNL.
Ya, I saw the video of Sean Young leaving the police station and she did not appear drunk or high at all. She spoke quite clearly with no slurring, her eyes weren't bloodshot or watery and she appeared put together. I know she's usually a drunk, but that didn't seem to be the case here.
Rachel Zoe's baby is ooglay. Sorry. He is.
Sean Young still looks young, in some weird way.
I hate Julia's laff. But I do like her hair color. *checks own color...yeppers likes it* thumbs up. lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.