A Work Of Art

February 27, 2012 / Posted by:

I will never forgive myself for letting the stupid Oscars suck up most of my day when I should’ve been focused on more important things in the world like these stunning portraits of the naturally gorgeous Pamela Anderson. These pictures of Pamela at a Terry Richardson party in L.A. are from the far away past that was Friday night, but it’s never too late to share brows, lashes, lip liner and lusciousness like this with you.

Pamela looks like she just got her make-up done by a former chola turned beauty school student at a cosmetics stand in Santee Alley. Every man, woman and child needs to take notes, because if you’re going to find beauty in a tube of lip liner, this is how it’s done. If you don’t end up looking like a half-melted and cholafied Old Navy mannequin, you’re doing it wrong. Pamela should have one of those QR codes on her, so hos can scan her and find out exactly which products from the Wet ‘N Wild section at Rite Aid she uses. The chola porn star look is so NOW.

Terry’s party must have been BYOB (bring your own beauty), because not only was Pamela there but some dude carried in glamour tornado Spaz de la Huerta. Don’t these pictures of that dude carrying Spaz’s messy ass across the red carpet remind you of the scene in Cleopatra where man slaves carry Elizabeth Taylor on a throne? Such regalness.

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