Night Crumbs | Dlisted

Madge has a new single called "Girl Gone Wild ~~With Photoshop~~" and on the cover for the single she's got a new face obviously inspired by Amanda Lepore - Towleroad

JLo let Casper Smart stay up past his bedtime last night - Lainey Gossip

Spaz de la Huerta does another exquisite photo shoot that looks straight out of Ladies Home Journal - (site NSFW) Drunk Stepfather

Upside down camel toe alert! - Hollywood Tuna

In other news, Katy Perry has also asked Paula Deen to be her nutritionist - The Superficial

Ryan Gosling is in every single movie this year and yet he's not in Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie with every other actor who is currently living on earth - The Berry

Natalie Portman, please move to the side, because I'd like my eyes to pay complete attention to the hot memaw in spaghetti straps behind you - Popoholic

KNOCKED UP: Uma Thurman is - ICYDK

ASkars looking hot as fux in a tux - Just Jared

Glamberace's eyebrow situation vs. Justin Mikita's eyebrow situation - OMG Blog

Every single picture from the Vanity Fair party. Every single one. - Popsugar

Rehab did Gerard Butler some good and by that I mean he looks like he took a shower - Celebitchy

Uggie gets the best Oscar of all - The Daily What

YES = That dude giving me his best Glamour Shots face while that little girl shows that she's not impressed with JLo - Cityrag

Oprah Fight Club needs to happen - SOW

Nicole Richie in Flare Magazine - I'm Not Obsessed

Stephanie Seymour proudly flashes her tanned nipples in V - Hollywood Rag

And 9 minutes later, Kate Upton butt birthed out an adorable poop burger baby - Videogum

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Night Crumbs

Submitted by kathleenvh on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:53pm.

And night crumbs lololol

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by kathleenvh on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:50pm.

More like memaws gone wild. fuck madge give it up. you're fucking 50 already

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:45pm.

Uma is pregnant after 40? Is she the star of this Blind Item? Arpad Busson is loaded.
"She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. So it was a surprise, to say the least. A pleasant one, yes, but she’s not sure if it’s one she wants to keep. She is convinced the child will not be right. She is convinced, in her mind, in her words, that she’ll “be paying for it” for the rest of her life, in the form of care and stress, and that this will be her punishment for such recklessness - to be attached to a kid that will need her, in ways she’s afraid to imagine, forever. She’s also super paranoid that if she does have their baby and the baby has health problems, he’ll turn and blame her, and be disgusted by her, and leave her. Without all his access, it’s a totally different life. And ultimately she still wants to be desired, she prioritises being desired. It’s a decision she is agonising over but she’s running out of time.
The good news? The drugs have stopped completely.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:42pm.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 6:51pm.
I'm sure most of the menfolk in here will strongly disagree *side-eyes jacko* but I don't get the appeal of Kate Upton. She looks kind of dumpy and has an odd face, IMO.
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She has huge tits. 'Nuff said.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:40pm.

Madonna needs to retire. My sister was one of the original Madonnawannabees and she is 42 and not interested. I can't imagine that she is relevant to the younger crowd. Do the gays even care anymore?

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:47pm.

No, we don't.

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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:39pm.

Vadge needs to exit stage left already.

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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:32pm.

If that's Madonna, I'm Howdy Dowdy.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:32pm.

In a "real life" scenario, she's quite hot. As for a magazine cover, I'd expect a bit better.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:31pm.

@QueenieBK I agree. She's definitely *cute* but she isn't the beauty that everyone is making her out to be. She has a very obvious wonk eye, too.

Madonna needs to quit.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:29pm.

Her "Girl" has done dried up through menopause years ago!

Submitted by ethang on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:29pm.

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Very true. However, it doesn't take much to appeal to straight men. Blonde hair, thin body and huge tits always do the trick.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:35pm.

at some point Vadge is gonna have to stop calling herself a "girl" and cop to matron ... Matron Gone Wild? no, thanks - time to retire, Vadge - your act's sell by date was the same as Billy Crystal's and people are noticing the foul stench

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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:26pm.

I clicked on the Lainey JLo interview tidbits from 1998 where she talked shit about EVERYONE and she was really just starting out.

Fucking cuntacular: http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/19707/JLo-2011-like-JLo-1998

I love how she calls out Cameron as a "model" who got lucky. Pffft, as if JLo was the poster girl for Stella Adler's craft.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:24pm.

Boy Vadge has NO SHAME. None of us believe that she's perpetually stuck at 30!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:21pm.

I'm sure most of the menfolk in here will strongly disagree *side-eyes jacko* but I don't get the appeal of Kate Upton. She looks kind of dumpy and has an odd face, IMO.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 5:21pm.

At least on my phone, "her" mouth is looking a bit LaToya-ish.