Night Crumbs
Madge has a new single called “Girl Gone Wild With Photoshop“ and on the cover for the single she’s got a new face obviously inspired by Amanda Lepore – Towleroad
JLo let Casper Smart stay up past his bedtime last night – Lainey Gossip
Spaz de la Huerta does another exquisite photo shoot that looks straight out of Ladies Home Journal – (site NSFW) Drunk Stepfather
Upside down camel toe alert! – Hollywood Tuna
In other news, Katy Perry has also asked Paula Deen to be her nutritionist – The Superficial
Ryan Gosling is in every single movie this year and yet he’s not in Jimmy Kimmel’s Movie: The Movie with every other actor who is currently living on earth – The Berry
Natalie Portman, please move to the side, because I’d like my eyes to pay complete attention to the hot memaw in spaghetti straps behind you – Popoholic
KNOCKED UP: Uma Thurman is – ICYDK
ASkars looking hot as fux in a tux – Just Jared
Glamberace’s eyebrow situation vs. Justin Mikita’s eyebrow situation – OMG Blog
Every single picture from the Vanity Fair party. Every single one. – Popsugar
Rehab did Gerard Butler some good and by that I mean he looks like he took a shower – Celebitchy
Uggie gets the best Oscar of all – The Daily What
YES = That dude giving me his best Glamour Shots face while that little girl shows that she’s not impressed with JLo – Cityrag
Oprah Fight Club needs to happen – SOW
Nicole Richie in Flare Magazine – I’m Not Obsessed
Stephanie Seymour proudly flashes her tanned nipples in V – Hollywood Rag
And 9 minutes later, Kate Upton butt birthed out an adorable poop burger baby – Videogum