JLo's Areola Wasn't About To Let St. Angie's Right Leg Get All The Attention
JLo shouldn't even be the second-string trophy girl at the San Juan Community Theater Awards, but for some messed up reason the Oscar Meyer Awards asked her to present some shit with Cameron Diaz last night. Maybe it was a Make-A-Wish situation and the producers wanted to the charity tax right-off, because when you Google "WHY IN ALL THE FUCKS WAS SHE THERE?!," JLo's mug will be smiling back at you. But whatever, JLo wasn't asking any questions and she made sure to stretch her 15 seconds on stage by stretching her dress to the point of no return.
While dressed like a standby letter turner on a 70s Mexican game show, JLo made hos everywhere press pause on their Tivos to see if she was flashing an inch of the nipple plate that Skeletor used to snort lines of crushed baby bones off of. JLo's stylist says that it was just an optical nippleusion and there was no nip slip situation. Whatever, at least staring at JLo's peek-a-nip distracted me from listening to her talk or looking at Cameron Diaz's face. I mean, Cameron Diaz's FACE and HAIR! That's what eating Diddy's ass on a full-time basis does to you. If Cameron meant to look like a Florida teenage boy whose hair and face got fried in a meth lab explosion, then a slow clap for her.
And back to JLo's nip (I hope to never type those words again), since last night's theme was obviously fame-hongray body parts, why didn't Jean Dujardin's peen tip poke out the piss slit in his pants while he was accepting his award. All we got was JLo's maybe nip and Angie's skeleton leg. Where was Jean Dujardin's peen tip when we needed it most?!
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I don't think Cameron looks that bad. She's aging pretty rapidly, but maybe a few extra pounds would put some much needed softness back into her face.
*shrugs*
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Douchechill!
*calls Dominos for cuppy*
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Deb, It's all the tanning and exercise she does. It's face or body and she chose a banging body. She's not as bad here, normally her face forces me to look elsewhere or I hurl at the closeups... ;)
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LOL ole one eye
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Cameron should of married one of the endless procession of men she has serviced over the past few decades. She is probably in panic mode now. JHO is not a movie star. Why is she even there? She is one step above a Kochroachian.
Diaz will always have pizza face. No matter how clear ProActive has gotten her skin, she will still look like a medium pepperoni with xtra greasy cheese.
Meryl Streep was the hottest last night. She looked like a freaking movie star. All the others looked like they're playing dress up.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Ugly dress j.lo is wearing. And Cameron fell off hard. Im gonna assume she is a tanner and smokes a pack a day and occasionally snorts a lil meth for a pick me up. That's the only explanation.
Did I miss something? Cameron doesn't look like a greasy pizza-face to me...
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
If they had of just left it at looking showing their asses and calling out the winner over their shoulders they might have pulled it off, it was Cam that made it look more awkward than it had to be.
If they had of just left it at looking showing their asses and calling out the winner over their shoulders they might have pulled it off, it was Cam that made it look more awkward than it had to be.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:08pm.
Diaz just looks like a greasy Joker now
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Cammy's face has always reminded me of a ventriloquist dummy
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:53am.
lol at cross eyed nips
Lol Jack,
don't tell me you haven't seen MORE than your fair share of those...
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Cameron Diaz was sexy and cute for a few years (10-12 years ago). She was never a classic beauty. Now her crap complexion is aging and not well. It looks like she's starting with fillers, too.
lol@ HellaciousB's "trailer tan lines"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have nothing to say about JLo.
Cameron - are we going to find out one day she's a meth head or something? I just can't figure out how her face can look so bad, the state of her skin is of someone who eats McNuggets for every meal and has toxins dripping out of her pores. The Mask was on for the zillionth time on Comedy Central here in the UK and it kills me how pretty she was in that and how much she's deteriorated.
Not a nip slip. It's a hickey, I hear Casper's still teething... Her cleavage looked nice but her voice kills me! Cameron's ditzy act is also getting a little long on the tooth. Not sure why either showed up!
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That last thumbnail is the one where I really thought the nip was showing, at least a little.
meh. she's such a dollar sto ho.
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Diaz just looks like a greasy Joker now. What the effe did she do to her face now!?!
Submitted by Phoebe on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:04pm.
Is Idol on ABC?
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Nope. It's on Fox.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:55am.
Poor Cammy. Her face looks like a greasy, loaded pizza.
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Still not as bad a Angie's glistening heroin blush:)
I was disappointed we didn't get to see Casper dressed up to the douchey nines from the juniors section.
So hold on - JLo is Diddy's former ass eater and Cammie is his new one?
Someone said Fishsticks looked like "a tampon in it's wrapper" but I can't wait any more to see MK's take on the Goop. Off to work.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:57am.
Hey wait. What happened to the fetus?
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Dog, I think even she knows he's not red carpet ready...maybe ok for slumming with but not to dress up in a tux and parade with the "beautiful people".
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:53am.
lol at cross eyed nips
Lol Jack,
don't tell me you haven't seen MORE than your fair share of those...
Both of these women had their chance. They could have taken their professional as well as personal lives in a different direction. As things stand now, they are past their expiration dates, and should never be seen at the Oscars again. Ever.
I thought for sure her nip was showing, but thought it was just me wishful thinking that she yet again made a whorey asshole out of herself.and WTF was she doing there anyway? she has no relevance left.
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I think JLo can be beautiful, not last night tho and no one but Jack needed to see her nip!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Is Idol on ABC? Maybe that's why they pushed her out there.
I do think she's gorgeous though.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:57am.
Hey wait. What happened to the fetus?
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Oh HELL NO! So wrong. *snicker*
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JLo always looks like such a cheap tacky slut. She looks good for her age, but it doesn't mean that I want to see her nipples.
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Douchechill!
that was so lame when they both showed their asses, I think Christopher Plummer had a mini stroke
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That dress was the tackiest. & that bun do. No. Lol @ stand-by letter turner.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:57am.
Hey wait. What happened to the fetus?
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Today is a school day. The Academy Awards tend to run late...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm more appalled by Cammie's trailer tan line.
I wonder if they color-coordinated. I don't like that band-aid color. It should have been two bandage dresses!
THIS is why she banged Ben Affleck.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey wait. What happened to the fetus? Didn't he escort his mommy/girlfriend or did she finally get it through her head he is just cringe-worthy and not sponge-worthy?
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Poor Cammy. Her face looks like a greasy, loaded pizza.
J-No is just that. No.
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J-Lo is a talentless, classless quasi-hooker.
However, from time to time, she does clean up nice. She looked pretty last night.
And ba-buttons thinks her boobs are hot, small ones can be just as sexy as big ones.
Cameron Diaz is positively leathery. Never saw her appeal.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
lol at cross eyed nips
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I said the same thing Why is she there? And my friend replied "for him" lol. My other friend said she saw Kris Jenner on the red Carpet. That's a bigger WHY THE FUCK WAS SHE THERE?
did you see those asshole girls do that stupid back to the camera shit and they giggled because it was oh so whimsical tee hee hee!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Shit when she spewed about great actors and this is what WE do, what WE love I just about puked.
You can't act you ugly boy humping cunt.
It's not her nipple. It the same bronzer she's used in between her tits as well.
She'd have to have cross-eyed nipples for that to be one.
That is an unfortunate ass shadow right there.
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Has anyone found a discussion about all of the feedback during the awards?
"Shalikla!"
JHo should not have been there...all her movies are shit...and her voice GAK!