Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because you know this mess was coming, here's Angie Jolie's right leg which was the breakout meme of last night's annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don't know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin' stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.
Angie's right leg already has over 11 thousand followers on Twitter, has started a war with Jennifer Aniston's right leg and I'm sure the makers of prosthetic legs slaved away all night making a knock-off version of that leg. Heather Mills have one strapped to her by noon. Hysteria over Angie's fame-whoring leg reached a fever pitch when she presented the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, and one of the winners Jim Rash (aka Not-Moby) celebrated by making fun of her "LOOK AT ME LEG" pose right to her face. This is the pose that launched a thousand Brangeloonie shits:
Yes, Angie will get revenge on Not-Moby by sucking the life out of his body and storing it in her right knee cap so he'll live forever in her CAN-CAN RIGHT LEG OF DOOM, but it was worth it. And by the time I hit publish on this shit, Angie's right leg will officially be the dead, beaten horse of the Oscars, which is kind of funny since it looks like it just beat a dead horse.
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I didn't watch this shitfest last night, but I did see a clip of her coming on stage and saying "Good evening" with that leg akimbo.
I cringed so hard I nearly died of second-hand embarrassment. Only God knows how Brad StuPitt's parents felt watching this whore salivating at the microphone.
Even in the 1st thumbnail while waving to fans .,.she's still posing the leg. WHY??!! And it's never a straight leg pose -- it's bent and awkward looking -- as if she's trying to flex it. Sorry Ho - you have no calf muscle. Try again.
angie was mocking maniston's right leg? is that why she gave that "heh" laugh?
Angie is ALWAYS "LOOK AT MEEEEE!" during any event where the focus is supposed to be on Brad.
The leg thing is overshadowing the fact that she looked like she grabbed one of the drapes and belted it. Scarlett O'Hara did it better.
I mean the top looks like you could drop Zahara in there.
Lastly, I'm looking forward to seeing "The Artist". I think Brad was really good in "Moneyball". He's a better actor than he gets credit for. He'll get his Oscar one day.
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OMG HELLO! IT FIGURES I WOULD COME IN THIS POST AND FIND YOU TALKING SALLY MACK SLAP SHIT1 ACTRESSES DO HAVE LEGS AND THEY NEED TO BREATH! CARLA!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Ha ha ha! Those exaggerated leg shadows are the work of a Photoshop amatuer, MK. Funny that none of the other blogs didn't stoop with you but you do what you gotta do to keep your readers happy, right? And it seems to have worked, after scanning some of the comments I can see some of your bloggers are buying it. So, there's that. It's okay, I get it. While Angie is being named "Most Beautiful Woman" by New York Times, and other reputable sites, Jennifer Aniston's WanderBust is tanking hard. It doesn't seem fair, does it? I mean she even took her clothes off and they still can't get people into the theaters to see. What a shame.
Thank you for having the kind of blog that allows us to express our own thoughts respectfully without fear of being verbally attacked for having a non-sycophant's opinion. It's appreciated.
Angie going back to her psycho junkie days...now this is what I want to see! Bring back this crazy, you junkie whorebag!!
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Maybe she was showing off the dress??? Coz that move was too stupid to believe!
I think MK needs to replace the banner pic to the more accurate picture over at Towerload.
in that E video she sounds like she's been taking "epic cunt voice lessons" from Madonna.
maybe i am dense, but i had no clue that that is what he was doing! - amazing!!
oh, and homegirl needs a sandwich stat
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
HAHAHA MK!
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
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And how the fuck did a silent movie win best film and best actor ?!?! LOL. WOW. Really puts things into perspective when an actor wins for not even speaking !! Speaks volumes about what the academy think of the rest of these actors?
And I'm starting to wonder ... was Angie ho trying to mock Aniston with the leg shit or was she just that high?
Praying mantis comes to mind... For Why?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
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Holy shit, that's fucking BRILLIANT. Please if there is a god out there this will go viral and even small bloated bellied babies will run for their lives when they look at her.
*throws chicken wing lunch in the trash*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:50am.
I could not believe she kept sticking her damn chicken leg out like that LOL.... And Aniston did it much better BAWK!
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Jack, I love you for saying this.
Watched the video of her talking about LYING TO HER CHILDREN... lol perma-grin brought to you by "molly".
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Submitted by daisydaisy on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:10am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:56am.
I think she ripped off that leg from one of Clooney's Darfur refugees.
Oh dear. Was that wrong?
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Wrong? That was brilliant!!
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I'd thank you for the compliment but I'm too busy sticking my leg out at the copy machine in my office. After this, I plan to stick it out in the line at the buffet in the cafeteria.
Carry on.
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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:13amOh, you can bet she went from crying in her coffee over the weekend Wanderlust flop to bustin' out the champagne to toast the fact that Angie Ho made the " Most Awkward Moments" list for Oscars 2012
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LOl, Come on, you'd think she'd be use to her movies floping by now!
but you're right, that would take the sting off it that's for sure:)
Who isn't in love with Dean Pelton right now? Oh wait, Brangeloonies...
i bet that leg is cramped and sore from that exposure last night...
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Angie has the worst legs in show biz.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
HAHAHA MK!
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0163021b325d970d-p
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Hahahaha.perfecto!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
HAHAHA MK!
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0163021b325d970d-pi
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!! Oh God Texn... AHAHHAAHA
She was unusually animated, appeared flushed and beautiful, but I think last night was the Angelina Jolie Shark Jump Moment; she's too old for this, and appeared foolish.
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That's it, she was airing out the kitty! Maybe it was hot under those black curtains. Lol that was ridiculous! She should have laughed it off but she can't improvise too well, I still think it was a bitch move on Jim's part.
TexnDoc, that link made me laugh out loud! Even better! :P hahaha
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
I cant wait to see what the loonies at celebitchy and JJ are going to say to defend this poser now
Strangely enough, over at CB most of the comments are anti-Angie and Kaiser is letting them all in!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:01am.
I hope this brings out the loons.
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They're are all taking numbers and lining up to jump off the nearest bridge.
I understand there is a 45 min wait at the Golden Gate.
She needs to smoke pot regularly so she will get the munchies and eat some food and not a salad either. Lol@ that photoshopped pic texndoc.
WTF was she thinking? She was embarrassing. She looked full of herself when she was on stage and was lapping up the applause.
Oh and Alexander Payne did not look amused!
That bitch was high. And Brad is not the guy you want at a moment like this. His stoner ass doesn't care that you're making a fool of yourself.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:59am.
Seriously, as much as they all say they're over it you can be sure somewhere in HW Jennifer Aniston is doing the HA! FUCK YOU BITCH! happy dance.
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Oh, you can bet she went from crying in her coffee over the weekend Wanderlust flop to bustin' out the champagne to toast the fact that Angie Ho made the " Most Awkward Moments" list for Oscars 2012 , Pitt has to go home to THAT, and Jolie's weird behavior has over shadowed her blockbuster fail. * clink*
I love the guy who made fun of her even more than the news guy who made fun of the Khardashians after an interview with them.
I am just bummed that they didn't show Brad's face when the guy was striking that pose.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am.
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0163021b325d970d-pi
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Okay, that needs to go viral...it needs to go on a BILLBOARD somewhere...
You will know the apocalypse is near when there is an Angelina thread and Jennifer isn't mentioned and vice versa.
I don't think it was an act.
Bitch was messed up. It's just like when you know a mean bitch IRL and they get wasted and are nice and fun for one night, but then the next day the are back to full on bitch mode. You know she is plotting Not Mob's death as we speak
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:56am.
I think she ripped off that leg from one of Clooney's Darfur refugees.
Oh dear. Was that wrong?
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Wrong? That was brilliant!!
she maybe she smoked the same shit as Demi? fake incense/pharmaceutical meth. the www is on fire with this shit.
any chance she did the zombie-strike-a-pose as a joke?
she had 100x more lipstick on stage than on the carpet. she was blazing by then. more, bitch, more red lipstick!!!
It takes balls to make that pose in that dress and act all hot when you look that terrible.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:49am.
She's desperate. She knows her "brand" is losing value.
Look at previous Oscars - this bitch was a bitchy, superior ice princess who clearly thought she was lowering herself to attend.
This year? What's with the creepy pharmaceutical smile and the leg flashing stupidity? It all smacks of effort.
Sorry Angie, it's not going to save that mess of a mogvie of yours.
YES! Everything you said. She's either the ice queen or loopy as hell. Also, what Phoebe said, the way she was talking was like she was reminding everyone she wrote a screenplay. After getting over the initial, "WTF was that with the leg" thought, the next one was "Oh yeah, she wrote a screenplay in two weeks crying in the shower or something. I forgot."
What on earth was she smoking? What was she thinking? I was completely embarrassed for her! What a fool. Does she really think she looks good? I gasped when I saw her arms -- and the TV adds 10 lbs!! She has zero muscle tone. And to put on this "leg" show in front of Pitts parents sitting 2 rows from the stage ... they must've been mortified that she was acting so classless.
She was doing that pose the entire night and was being mocked on left and right. Why didnt someone tell her to STOP!? Who the fuck was she trying to impress with those casper legs, slit cut up to her "box" , and the dreadful hand on hip? You'd think it was her first night at the Oscars . Is she bringing the 90's back again with her strange behavior? Was that her way of being youthful and playful ? FAIL.
In that E video, shes messed up, it would not shock me if she were found in a bathroom at a hotel after one of her mommy getaways-
I think she was pissed to be presenting the screenplay award since SHE should have been up there winning for her flu-in-the-attic brilliance.
So this was her FU to them that she's so fab she will own this category by flinging her bony stick out there.
Love that guy who showed her up (bitch, I'M the winner).
I hope this brings out the loons.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
The interview is among these videos
http://www.eonline.com/videos/
FYI they edited out the uncomfortablee moments lol
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HAHAHA MK!
DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0163021b325d970d-pi
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:56am.
Do you have a link to that E and Angie Ho interview?
I cant wait to see what the loonies at celebitchy and JJ are going to say to defend this poser now
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Seriously, as much as they all say they're over it you can be sure somewhere in HW Jennifer Aniston is doing the HA! FUCK YOU BITCH! happy dance.
Angie has veneers. Her teeth did not have that bend when she was younger, about 15. She used to have two larger sized teeth in the front and then the rest of the teeth were smaller, especially her back teeth. Then with veneers the teeth all look about the same size.