Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because you know this mess was coming, here's Angie Jolie's right leg which was the breakout meme of last night's annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don't know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin' stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.
Angie's right leg already has over 11 thousand followers on Twitter, has started a war with Jennifer Aniston's right leg and I'm sure the makers of prosthetic legs slaved away all night making a knock-off version of that leg. Heather Mills have one strapped to her by noon. Hysteria over Angie's fame-whoring leg reached a fever pitch when she presented the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, and one of the winners Jim Rash (aka Not-Moby) celebrated by making fun of her "LOOK AT ME LEG" pose right to her face. This is the pose that launched a thousand Brangeloonie shits:
Yes, Angie will get revenge on Not-Moby by sucking the life out of his body and storing it in her right knee cap so he'll live forever in her CAN-CAN RIGHT LEG OF DOOM, but it was worth it. And by the time I hit publish on this shit, Angie's right leg will officially be the dead, beaten horse of the Oscars, which is kind of funny since it looks like it just beat a dead horse.
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Oh lawd at the idea that anyone would think the towleroad pic was real!! MAYBE if the real images weren't ALL OVER the internetz! hahahhahahahahaha Otherwise, please, everyone has seen her posing by now! Next time she should cover the arms, pointy elbow bones like that could put someone's eye out! Aren't fish bones lethal when they slice? hahahaha
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/the_lovely_bones#tab=most_recent&id=1105...
Maybe she thought it looked sexy in her drug addled brain. My goodness, I fear for her....she was a skeleton.
stoney I am still waiting for her to shake it all about
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Skabazzle has to be doing this at work all day today...she did/said something last night, can't remember what though!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:45am.
Ok y'all, we need to stop. She's crying into her teaspoon of cereal this morning, and that's so not cool.
LOLOL! Nooooo! See what you did Jim Rash? You're going to make Angelina DIGEST FOOD!
if she was really "mocking" X on the Oscars, more power to X! LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She's a GRAPHIC DESIGNER so she KNOWS, mmmkay????
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Thank you for asking Whamo. I got a little case of the moring afters. Sorry if I got a little mouthy last night, the black and tan has that affect on me. :(
*applies exaggerated leg shadow to Sucky's fb profile pic*
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Jolie is a laughing stock - just as embarrassing as her hardcore loons still claiming she looks great.
Major credits to Jim Rash for mocking that smug chicken leg.
You are a loser, JunkieJo !
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:29am.
angie was mocking maniston's right leg? is that why she gave that "heh" laugh?
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Maybe mocking this pose?
http://www.popsugar.com/Jennifer-Anistons-Golden-Globe-Legs-Photos-2010-...
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yeah... do u think Jolie and Aniston will finally have a public war?
I know. Notice how the shadows have been exaggerated on some of them and not others? Trust. I'm a graphic designer. It's just too easy. MK, could tell you himself.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:41am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:34am.
<"Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.">
Oh, girl. It's on every web site.
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LOL! Check out those photoshopping a-holes over at the NY Times and the Wall Street Journal.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:00am. HAHAHA MK! DId you see the Towleroad photoshop?
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0163021b325d970d-pi
LOL!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Ok y'all, we need to stop. She's crying into her teaspoon of cereal this morning, and that's so not cool.
Aniston is also crying into her old hair, wondering where it all went wrong..
It's a photoshop feature!! Thanks for asking!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*bows down to chocolate Oscar statuette altar and lights a candle*
Thank you Oscar (and Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo and Zeppo)
Last night not one but two of the biggest egos in Hollywood got their ego pants set on fire.
God I love this town, the spirit of the comedy greats LIves!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:26am.
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How are you feeling this morning GG a little hung? I was lurking a bit and laughing at your posts last night. Did you getting your drink on?
LOLOLL at mowgli
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
It's an editing feature on Photoshop, skinnyfat. Very popular. It's used to add shadows, weight gain/loss, more hair etc. etc. It is used all the time to make people look younger, older, thinner, heavier . . . you get the picture. It's easy to do. Thank you for asking.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:38am.
exaggerated leg shadows? WTF is that?
stoney! do NOT look at my legs akimbo exagerated leg shadow
is leg shadow what Madonna had at the Superbowl?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Heather Mills.....cracked me up~~~
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
"I just saw her pose and I thought, you know what, we have exactly the same legs," quipped Rash, who also stars as the Dean on NBC's Community. "And I wanted to show everyone what it meant. It was a loving tribute."
For her talked-about moment -- which even inspired a Twitter account! -- Jolie, 36, wore a black velvet Atelier Versace gown which, she told Us, mad e her feel "sexy."
VIDEO: Watch the moment
Continued Rash: "It was more like, oh, she's standing, great, I'm going to stand like that, too.
Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/the-descendants-jim-rash-i...
Did her agent or publicist cook this up? Can you imagine the conversation "You'll be the talk of the town!" ahahah I'd freakin die if I was addicted to spreading my legs.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:34am.
<"Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.">
Oh, girl. It's on every web site.
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LOL! Check out those photoshopping a-holes over at the NY Times and the Wall Street Journal.
What? You mean the towelroad pic isn't real? But I could have sworn....
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LOL Jacko ahahahhahh, IDK if you saw it on FB but at first Mowgli was like "what a hawt couple" then he looked again and said "wtf is wrong with her, she is so skinny, who wants to fuck a skeleton>?"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.
Ha ha ha! Those exaggerated leg shadows are the work of a Photoshop amatuer,
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WHAT are you even talking about? IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS, NOT JUST HERE. HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!
ROTFLMAO at "leg akimbo" and "doing the hokey pokey"!!!
*pees self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney, that makes two blogs busy with their Photoshop today. Towelroad doesn't really expect you to believe their version though. God, I hope!?! But how much you wanna bet that there will be some people who see it and actually buy it? In fact I did read a handful of comments and there was at least one blogger who thought it was an actual pose. So sad. I'm not joking (leaves, shaking head slowly, discouraged by the lowering intelligence on planet Earth. . . )
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:26am.
Angie going back to her psycho junkie days...now this is what I want to see! Bring back this crazy, you junkie whorebag!!
Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:29am.
angie was mocking maniston's right leg? is that why she gave that "heh" laugh?
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Maybe mocking this pose?
http://www.popsugar.com/Jennifer-Anistons-Golden-Globe-Legs-Photos-2010-...
where are our usual loons? did they send this afraid troll in as a sacrifice?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
exaggerated leg shadows? WTF is that?
Glad you could join us this fine morning you loonbag... lol MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN MILLIONS ARE CRYING!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
The pictures of the two of them walking into the ceremony are PAINFUL. I can't even look at them.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.
Then I guess you missed the usually ass kissing TMZ's post saying Angelina looked scarily skinny.
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:32am.
I didn't see Jim Rash do that. Lol! If you watch Community, you already know that that guy is a genius.
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Hear! Hear! He was great in "RENO 911!" too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She looked unbelievably arrogant on stage, and I'm so glad Jim Rush mocked her. It was so funny when he did it. I can't stand her. And as someone else pointed out, Brad has lost his hotness.
You guys and your exaggerated leg shadows are just jealous!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMAO @ TD! "oh girl"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
And I'm starting to wonder ... was Angie ho trying to mock Aniston with the leg shit or was she just that high?
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My guess is no - I really believe she was high on something - she barely made it to the show - they caught her for the interview while she was running in.
E's response for the interview was "Oh wasn't that cute? She's Angie Jolie and she can do anyting she wants".
Those media people are all whores. I mean they even suck up to the Khardashians.
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:27am.
Hi Loon, Seems you Loons haven't run out to see St. Angie Ho's 'directorial debut', have you? BOMBED at the box office. But she has so many fans....
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Oh, girl. It's on every web site.
angelina's left arm needs a twitter account too
lmao @ "junkie whore bag"
While Angie is being named "Most Beautiful Woman" by New York Times, and other reputable sites, Jennifer Aniston's WanderBust is tanking hard
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DID you not watch the same show that the rest of us did?? She's fuckin' anorexic - has no muscle mass in her arms - they look like a 6 yr old's arm. Her legs are scrawny. Her dress was hideous on her. She had too much clown make up on her lips. The back of her hair looks brittle from lack of nourishment. AND YOU THINK THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?!! Loons never stop defending , do they?
I AM Afraid, um, nothing and I mean nothing is more embarrassing than being mocked by one of your peers at the fucking Oscars for all to see, no one expected Wanderlust to do well, so the biggest most skeletal loser this past weekend was for sure Angelina.
I didn't see Jim Rash do that. Lol! If you watch Community, you already know that that guy is a genius.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
it's so fuuny that we can't hate on Aj without having to bring up X, WTF does she even have to do with this foolio skeleton doing the hokey pokey?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
The pic of her walking is nauseating! Those thin, white legs *shudder*
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash