Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because you know this mess was coming, here's Angie Jolie's right leg which was the breakout meme of last night's annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don't know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin' stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.
Angie's right leg already has over 11 thousand followers on Twitter, has started a war with Jennifer Aniston's right leg and I'm sure the makers of prosthetic legs slaved away all night making a knock-off version of that leg. Heather Mills have one strapped to her by noon. Hysteria over Angie's fame-whoring leg reached a fever pitch when she presented the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, and one of the winners Jim Rash (aka Not-Moby) celebrated by making fun of her "LOOK AT ME LEG" pose right to her face. This is the pose that launched a thousand Brangeloonie shits:
Yes, Angie will get revenge on Not-Moby by sucking the life out of his body and storing it in her right knee cap so he'll live forever in her CAN-CAN RIGHT LEG OF DOOM, but it was worth it. And by the time I hit publish on this shit, Angie's right leg will officially be the dead, beaten horse of the Oscars, which is kind of funny since it looks like it just beat a dead horse.
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THIS is how Jennifer Anniston "poses" in almost exactly the same dress last year at the Globes.
shocking that Jolie had to copy the dress, and then repeatedly bust out one of the most laughable poses ever - in a lame attempt to one-up Anniston? That is some serious high school shit there. Who's being mocked now Angelina?
http://gofugyourself.com/globes_aniston012010-01-2010
I pretty much agree with Cuppy. The leg out and the hand on hip screamed "Hey look at me".
And I'm watching Fashion Police tonight to see if they talk about this. Betting Guiliana and Kelly of the awful purple hair will take up for her.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:10pm.
Agreed!
Speaking of shit jobs, Payless Pam overflowed the toilet today, and was forced to clean up her own feces! Ahahahahahahahaha! Office Ron swore he saw a turd floating by his desk! She has been quiet ever since the plumber arrived!
Cuppy, I think/hope that you are right!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:09pm.
This may be my favorite loonie post:
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You said a mouthful, Rocket.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I do not agree about the "mocking" thing, because Jennifer Aniston NEVER stood around like that, and Jolie is not clever, nor humorous enough to think that way, as to "mock" someone. I think she was fucked up, and trying to get her name out there, thinking she was totally "hot", and it ended up being a major FAIL. Jolie takes herself too seriously to try and mock someone who couldn't care less about her these days. If she was dumb enough to "mock" Aniston, goes to show who really is keeping the triangle story alive.
Evil, its kinda fun to see these OVERPAID assholes fuck up while we mere worms try and hang onto shit jobs and the roof over our heads.
This may be my favorite loonie post:
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Jolie did not acknowledge it because he's a nobody with 15 minutes of fame. If she played into it, she would be condemned. If she ignore it, she would be condemned. Regardless of what anyone says or does, Angelina proves to be a class act. When anyone gives a "jab" attention, they give that person power. She's smart. She did not allow any critical comments to divert her from who she truly is and that is being Brad's strong confident woman who is the mother of his children. My guess is that the leg was for Brad and it was a private joke that small minded people choose to attack but that's okay because I'm guessing he got the other attachments later. Get used to it people: THESE TWO HAVE BECOME ONE.
The similarities between Jolie's and Anniston's gowns are the color and the leg slit.
If this is true about Jolie mocking JA, WHY in God's name?
It shows the maturity of a 12 year old.
And why ape somebody else who looked so much better, thereby making yourself look worse?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:59pm
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You are 100% spot on about her mocking JA with the dress and the pose.
She needs my husbands grandmother to cook her some Okie gravie and buscuits!
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 2:03pm.
Guaranteed she locked herself in the attic and refuses to get out of bed this morning .... eye mask will be on. ALL. DAY.
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BUT when she emerges, she will have a 500 pg treatment for her latest vanity
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2. She was mocking Jennifer Aniston by wearing the same exact dress Aniston wore to the Golden Globes last year which means Angie Jo is an immature brat who can't let go of the past.
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I can picture AJ playing "Anything you can do I can do better" in her head in regards to this.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:54pm.
EC - ERRRRRRRR????? Awkward!
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I know! Right??!!! I am so glad I skipped last nights shop of horrors and opted for Star Trek, bad reality tv and early bed time.
Guaranteed she locked herself in the attic and refuses to get out of bed this morning .... eye mask will be on. ALL. DAY.
Poor Mr Rudd!
not a fan of hers at all. she reeks of desperation..
but love the work she did on her face haha. When did the forehead vein go away?
As far as Wanderlust bombing, shes not the only one with a movie out recently that bombed....remember Paul Rudd was in that movie also....
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Paul Rudd wrote the movie.
Didn't realize she did the pose on stage, too, as I missed that part.
That is kinda weird.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:19pm.
I have to go gas up my vehicle...I'm going to strike this pose at the pump!
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LMAO!
There are really only a few options for this leg fiasco.
1. Jolie was desperately trying to get attention for herself with her "look at me, look at me" thing.
2. She was mocking Jennifer Aniston by wearing the same exact dress Aniston wore to the Golden Globes last year which means Angie Jo is an immature brat who can't let go of the past.
3. She was high out of her mind.
4. All three.
Gotta love the loons tho. Their excuses have run the gamut from, Angie was just having fun. (by making an ass of herself the ENTIRE night? I don't think so) to blaming the whole thing on Brad Pitt's mom. What's next? Blaming this shit on Aniston. Trust me, the loons will figure out a way.
TMZ has a picture of her called "The Lovely Bones" or "Angelina needs a Cheeseburger". Her arms are scary!
Why doesn't she do something about her Osteoporosis Poster Child ARMS and leave her face alone? Check out a Tomb Raider movie and see what her face USED to look like. Dag!
"Take a schwab off my member!" Jim Rash from RENO 911.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aq-Tc4OgkY
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
AJ was hotter when she was crazy. Not body wise, it was always strange, even before she became a twig. One thing I will say though is that she has gorgeous eyes, I think they stand out more than her overrated lips IMO. As a fair skinned person, I hope showing off pasty winter legs becomes a trend.
Angies face on Jens body with mostly Jens personality would be Brads dream woman.
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EC - ERRRRRRRR????? Awkward!
She is painfully thin. Her arms look like they're going to break.
Someone insert a feeding tube.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:15pm.
You forgot to include racists, charlie.
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...except your wife, who you lovingly refer to as "landwhale" and "joke" about needing a beating.
Sucks for you that people actually remember what you say when you're shitfaced on the weekend, because you clearly don't.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
What is with her creepy laugh?
Scroll down for vid:
http://www.gossipcop.com/angelina-jolie-oscars-leg-video-descendants-moc...
Im not an AJ fan at all, but when she looks good, I say so, last night she looked like she was high as a kite, and on some sort of substance...she sounded high and looked ridiculous when she kept sticking that anorexic leg out for all to see...As for Jennifer, she is adorable with a smokin hot body, and IMO, looks way healthier than Angie...As far as Wanderlust bombing, shes not the only one with a movie out recently that bombed....remember Paul Rudd was in that movie also....
Dean Pelton WON my heart last night!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:24pm.
IDK a single straight guy that would pick AJ over JA, and I am no loon either way
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liar mouth, loonie! AJ is too hot! Who would NOT want to hump on veins, bones and lips that need a good vaselining?!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Sorry, if MK banned you four different times for racist comments, I am gonna go ahead and side with him because you have no business commenting on his site.
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Charlie loves tiger, I'm not a drinker, I'm a DRANK! - a regular lost weekend... not really... But I do have some form of absent-minded attention problem. Does that count? Now, what were we talking about? Hahaha ;P
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:10pm.
the majority of people on dlisted are either drunks, stoners, retards or loonies.
Well. I don't really consider myself either of those things.. though I can act retarded if you want.
LOL Jack , big suprise~
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
*sits in straight guy corner with lotion and a laminated pic of Chinniston*
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Hahahahaha, Cuppy!
IDK a single straight guy that would pick AJ over JA, and I am no loon either way
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:15pm.
You forgot to include racists, charlie.
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i'm really not a racist. i think all humans are equal and have the same capacity for greatness and intelligence, and deserve the same compassion during illness and hurt. i just think cultural differences can be so much fun to make light of and joke around about. it's what makes us laugh and the world go 'round. people take stuff too damn seriously. i even make fun of my own kind. the only ones i go a little bit lighter on are african americans because i am appalled at what happened to them.
bitch looked like she was just pulled out of Auschwitz and slapped on a wig and makeup - she seriously looks ill
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Submitted by Bda on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:18pm.
You're on drugs if you think Chinnifer Aniston is hotter.
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* rolls joint, opens bottle and pops a few more pills*
I don't care how skinny her leg was, you don't have to jut your leg out that far to show off the slit in your dress. It just looked ridiculous. The worst part was her on the stage, standing up there after being called the original girl with the dragon tattoo. (gag)
First the loonies argued that she looked great, now that they see the major opinion is WTF?, she looks ridiculous, they are all trying to say she was joking.
I'm not a fan of Aniston, but my mom is a loonie, so I guess I'm biased because I do get tired of hearing how awesome St. Angie is. But seriously I hope Angie can just admit she looked dumb and laugh it off.
Submitted by Bda on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:18pm.
Nope, sorry, not on drugs, but Aniston has a way hotter body than a cadaver, which is what Jolie is quickly approaching. My opinion, solely.
It's interesting to read all the comments about how malnourished most of you thought Angie Jo looked last night. I actually thought she looked a bit healthier than usual (which is a sad statement about how she usually looks, I suppose).
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
I have to go gas up my vehicle...I'm going to strike this pose at the pump!
I thought she was doing it just to be silly or some corny joke between her and Brad. Or she was s lil drunk/high but I was dying when she did it on stage. It looked so funny. Angelina really doesn't have to do much to get any attention other than showing up so I don't think it was for that. She's still a bad bitch she just needs to put on a little weight and get a tan. You're on drugs if you think Chinnifer Aniston is hotter.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 12:42pm.
Did anyone stop to think that maybe she was just airing out her cooch?
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Maybe, but you'd think there'd be a report or two about the people in the mile radius who passed out from the fumes.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
You forgot to include racists, charlie.
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 1:10pm.
but don't worry. the majority of people on dlisted are either drunks, stoners, retards or loonies. so it is hard to offend someone for too long because of attention span problems
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