Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Because you know this mess was coming, here’s Angie Jolie’s right leg which was the breakout meme of last night’s annual Hollywood circle jerk sponsored by Ambien. I don’t know if Angie got high from the toxic fumes wafting off of Wanderlust after it bombed at the box office, but she was posing hard like she was stuck in a hallucination where she was Lea Michele. That was some trademarked Lea Michele posing right there. Bitch stuck her right leg out like her pussy was on fire. Bitch stuck her right leg out like she was getting into the birthin’ stance just in case a newborn needed to fall out. Or just in case an orphan stowed away in her UNICEF crotch during one of her trips to the third world and needed to come out. It was that kind of stance.

Angie’s right leg already has over 11 thousand followers on Twitter, has started a war with Jennifer Aniston’s right leg and I’m sure the makers of prosthetic legs slaved away all night making a knock-off version of that leg. Heather Mills have one strapped to her by noon. Hysteria over Angie’s fame-whoring leg reached a fever pitch when she presented the award for Best Adapted Screenplay, and one of the winners Jim Rash (aka Not-Moby) celebrated by making fun of her “LOOK AT ME LEG” pose right to her face. This is the pose that launched a thousand Brangeloonie shits:

Yes, Angie will get revenge on Not-Moby by sucking the life out of his body and storing it in her right knee cap so he’ll live forever in her CAN-CAN RIGHT LEG OF DOOM, but it was worth it. And by the time I hit publish on this shit, Angie’s right leg will officially be the dead, beaten horse of the Oscars, which is kind of funny since it looks like it just beat a dead horse.

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