Tuesday, February 28th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 27th!
An ancient form of self defense made obsolete with the invention of the match in AD 577. - I am Legend
Runners-up:
The ultimate test of The Samuri is to catch a fart and paint it red. - Jimmy Deduca
That's nothing. Jenna Jameson can fart out a whole football team. - Sweetas
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Thanks!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Grats, you talented hookers!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Congrats u funneh hoz!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Congrats I am Legend (SO clever!!) and Jimmy Deduca!! And thanks MK and minions!! Day. Made.
*motorboats Vern, Deb and snowy* ♥
Congrats to my Sweetass and alll the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Congrats to I Am Legend, Jimmy deduca, and SWEETAS! Funny (yet smelly) captions!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Funneh funnies!!! Congrats Winnerzzzzz :D
Congratulations guys, these are hilarious!!!! :D
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
These were fucking brilliant!
Guntflaps windy HOs!!!
*holds up bic lighter a la Lynard Skynard concert for SweeeeeeeeeeeetASS*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
These were all hilarious! Congrats everybody!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
When I went to see the new Japanese art-house movie at my local drive in this was NOT what I expected.
Japan is on the cutting edge of innovation in aerodynamic wind turbine design.
Dung Fu.
Kaca Sutra
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Art hanging in the Travolta bathroom - John calls it "Saturday Night Steamer"
A rare piece from the Fu King Ass Ho Dynasty.
Angelina released a preliminary sketch of her new tattoo, which was inspired by the fact that the sun shines out her ass.
Dammit I was just getting used to the Mayan version!
Even everything and the kitchen sink in Japan comes out in GOOP'S master cleanse.
In the most recent version of the Japanese Jackass, each member of the crew downed a gallon of wasabi to prove it burns twice.
The Japanese also have a thing for large scrotum. http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/tanuki-scrotum-kintama-kinbukuro.h...
Not everyone was happy about the the first Taco Bell in China.
When Batman was North Korea's only hope, they had to be really clever about hiding the bat-signal
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Scientists are now pouring over The Ancient Japanese Fart-Scrolls to conquer the Kardashians.
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Lik
Satan isn't the only thing Santorum is busy fighting, he also plans on taking down the environment and the Japanese!
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
OH SHIT! Maybe Tommy Girl really IS the last samurai... he's got the scientolohole of DOOM rays shooting out of his ass!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Everybody laughed when Hopsing told Minlou to get the stick out of his ass. They laughed even harder when Minlou said "Stick? I got whole tree up there!!!"
Little known fact: Mu shu pork used to be served with beans back in the day. I can't imagine why they stopped.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
These deleted scenes aren't making 'the last airbender' any better
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
The bane of Japanese reality TV - the Fartrashian family.
FIBRE. Fibre is the key to winning everything, I'm telling you.
Attack on Pearl Harbor backup plan.
That's exactly what I hear when they play a Yoko Ono single.
Judd Apatow's latest film is a go for China.
The Kardashians test their new clothing line, which will knock dead the competition if they can get the aim right.
Chi (camel) Toes Gone Wild.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Something in the tea ain't right
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Kate Gosselin insisted on homeschooling and these were the results :(
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
It turns out that tubgirl is derived from ancient Chinese brush paintings.
Submitted by I am Legend on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 10:04pm.
An ancient form of self defense made obsolete with the invention of the match in AD 577.
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Lol !
That's exactly what I thought of the Oscars too.
Not at all what they had in mind when they asked for a blow job.
Memoirs of a Geishit
The opposite of a hanami party.
The stinky truth is we evolved from skunks not monkeys.
-Archeologists uncover the third century dlisted.com
-They do not have, "Linsanity"
An ancient form of self defense made obsolete with the invention of the match in AD 577.
A screen capture of the fabled deleted scene from "The Last Samurai". The scene ends with a naked Tom Cruise saving the villagers by running in and plugging the hole with his THIS CAPTION CENSORED BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY.
Let's see you try that on Angelina Jolie 'cause everybody knows that the sun shines out of her ass.
Fart bombs made it possible to see into the future.