Sacha Baron Cohen Dropped A Load On Ryan Seacrest

February 26, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

I was all ready for my eyeballs to do a new kind of roll over Sacha Baron Cohen stunting through the Oscars red carpet as The Dictator, but seeing Ryan Gaycrest’s little girl bitchface changed EVERYTHING! I thoroughly approve of this shit and I don’t care if they spent months rehearsing this shit. In case you missed it, The Dictator spilled Kim Jong-Il’s ashes (it was Bisquick) all over Simon Cowell’s favorite motorboating partner. Watching Gaycrest slowly spin into an internal cunt midget meltdown was like watching a My Little Pony slowly boil in a pot of hot water. I bet Gaycrest’s glitter hole was holding all of his rage so he wouldn’t flip out and order one of his assistants to put him on their shoulders so he could slappity slap slap SBC’s beard. They should just cancel the rest of this mess and just show us 3 hours of Gaycrest throwing an on the floor tantrum like a second place child beauty pageant queen.

Tags: This Belongs In A Museum

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