Posthumous Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Emilio “El Indio” Fernández, actor, screenwriter, director and the Mexican hot piece who dropped all his chonies to get desnudo to pose for the Oscar statue.

No, the Oscar statue was not inspired by the MGM Lion’s favorite butt dildo. I know most of us thought that. But the story goes that MGM’s art director Cedric Gibbons was one of the original Academy members and was in charge of designing the trophy that sits in one of Kate Winslet’s piss rooms. Cedric needed a dude model who would get nalgas-out naked and pose with a sword. Cedric’s wife Dolores del Río thought Emilio was the one and somehow persuaded him to take off his panties. Emilio sort of looks like my uncle and if he was anything like my uncle, Delores persuaded him with a six-pack of Corona, 2 limes and a bag of El Sabroso chicharrones.

El Indio died in 1986, but we’ll forever remember him for his rock hard nalgitas and nipple-less pecs when acting types give his gold-plated crotch a finger job during their acceptance speech.

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