Sunday, February 26th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Michael Bolton (59)
Teresa Palmer (26)
Shiloh Fernandez (27)
Ally Hilfiger (27)
Corinne Bailey Rae (33)
Erykah Badu (41)
Max Martin (41)
Mark Dacascos (48)
Greg Germann (54)
Bree Walker (59)
Dante Ferretti (69)
Fats Domino (84)
Argh. Those pursed lips. What A Dork.
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This is what he looked like back around 1981 when he was still called Michael Bolotin and he donned his Spandex pants to play ladies' night at a biker bar called the Great American Music Hall in New Haven, CT. My underage friends and I used to go for the free beer and to make fun of Michael's nalgas. Just goes to prove you can take the boy outta West Haven but you can't take the West Haven outta the boy.
It looks like Bolton has a case of the Olgilvy home perm there.
Is this his "blue steel" pose??
who cares about the hair ... what's with that chin?!? it didn't look like that in later life, did it? He looks like Rocky Dennis here
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Jennifer Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 3:21pm.
"I think you better call Tyrone... "
LaChaylo gets it!! <3
I ♥ Michael Bolton! SHUT UP!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
@beakers bitch - the Brokovitch one threw me, since SJP was my first thought, too.
That is pure sex right there. And he can sing!!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 5:13pm.
haha beakers bitch, you beat me to it.
LOL, the scary part is when he's Erin Brockovitch, he looks a lot like SJP.
Hey Michael, Phil Spector called.....
Y'all know why.
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"Well, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while so I guess it's my turn." Captain Phil Harris
This is what women used to find attractive? Jebus.
What is that? The cover of Gay Poodles Monthly?
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haha beakers bitch, you beat me to it.
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Do. Not. Want.
He is SUCH a hot slut. In honor of Michael Bolton's birthday, I present his finest work:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-bolton-snl-sketch-one-1866...
"This is the taaaaaale......of Captain Jack Sparrow...."
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Do. Not. Want.
I can't believe nobody linked this on Michael Bolton's birthday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
@Topanga, yes, I caught that, someone tipped us off last night on one of the threads. His exchange with Michelle Visage was especially sucio, lol!
Michael Bolton has a photo of Cher in a bathroom in his house. True story.
Submitted by Gigaboob: "You guys made me look up this Bree Walker chick. So I guess she's using her face as a distraction now?"
AH HA HAHAHA! Seriously. She seems like a nice lady, but her face now...Oy!
I don't have twitter or facebook but I can look at stuff on the computer..
HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS????
"It WAS a nice name until that no talent ass clown came along and started winning Grammys!"
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Bolton was a fan of Robert Plant???
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Submitted by rovex on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 3:47pm.
That picture of Michael Bolton is the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
He was tryna be 'fierce' way before Tyra!
That picture of Michael Bolton is the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
Hello? Anyone know if M.K. is really OKAY? Sometimes people can go into a coma from alcohol poisoning.
Does M.K. have any 'REAL' friends on here to verify that he is alive and kicking?
Please, somebody check on him, text him, call him or whatever. :( I'm worried.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 3:33pm.
Swoon. Where does his hair stop, and I begin? I can't tell anymore
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HAHAHAHA! I bet his pubes are spectacular!
Even Shirley Temple is jelly!
Is someone giving Michael K.'s liver resuscitation?
Someone call 911 and rescue M.K.!
Swoon. Where does his hair stop, and I begin? I can't tell anymore.
C'mon. Buck up, Michael K. and have a hair o' the grey goose!
Gold duck gets grey goosed!
Is MK going to drunk blog the Oscars? ANYONE know?
I don't have twitter or facebook so I'll take ya'lls word for it. lmao
When Bolton went bald it must have killed his Samson ego.
mk's twitter is full of hillarous shit. I love the dog wig too, lol
it's mkdlisted
That photo looks like Rod Stewart and the Cowardly Lion mated. AWKWARD. Sidenote: Did anyone else catch MK's drunken Tweeting last night? It was hilarious, he was basically documenting his entire night (not sure if it wwas him or not). I tweeted him about it and he responded that it was "the Grey Goose talking" LOL
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
And gah, that hair explosion on Bolton. It's enough to make you beg for the mullet.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 3:07pm.
Today is Johnny Cash's birthday.
Zonkoooooooooooooo
You are right! How could M.K. forget the man in black's birthday? He must be in a BAD way today!
Well, here's a wee tribute via youtube:
Delia's Gone
Hurt
Ring of Fire
Wow, Fats Domino to Michael Bolton. That just about says it all.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Today is Johnny Cash's birthday.
LOL-ing over the Michael Bolton comments.
M.K. must have an EPIC hangover. I hope he isn't barfing up technicolor dreamcoats and Mother's animal cookies. Those sprinkles don't digest.
HB to Dante Ferretti! Genius production designer who has worked with directors from Frederico Fellini to Martin Scorcese.
oh my. that hair is quite impressive.
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never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie
hahahah look at that impressive mane. he looks like a porcelain doll. hair now, gone tomorrow
Laugh all you want, but Michael Bolton cuckolded Donald Trump, and for that I applaud him.
Happy birthday, Ms. Badu!
"I think you better call Tyrone... "
"Call him! "
Love Ms. Badu, HB!
MK lives! I love Corinne Bailey Rae. Her music is what I call perfect Sunday morning music.
When did he retire the wig?
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:46pm.
LOL possibly the most quotable movie ever.
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Amen, sister! Another fave:
"You've been missing a lot of work lately, Peter."
"Well, I wouldn't say I was missing it..."
Now I'm off for the thrills and chills of fried chicken and Skip-Bo with my mother-in-law and grandma-in-law. I KNOW y'all jealous! Have a good afternoon.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 1:26pm.
I celebrate his entire catalog.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cheers to jerseygirl, Britney's cheap, WithinReason, and Rdeadline!
"I let those assclowns think I like Michael Bolton!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1qINaYZ7ao
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LOL possibly the most quotable movie ever. "No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars. "
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I thought Michael Bolton was the lead singer from The Darkness in that picture.
Ms. Badu is 41? Bows down.
Corrine Rae Bailey needs to share her hair secrets and quit dressing like a bag lady.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Who?