Yeah, Megan Fox Was A Real Fug Face In High School
Just like Charlize Theron and Christina Hendricks before her, prolific philosopher and fully functional mannequin Megan Fox claims that she was never labeled as "pretty" in high school and was a total loner. This would make sense to me if Megan also told us that she was home schooled and her only classmate was the most beautiful earth angel in the world Shauna Sand.
As you can see from Megan's high school picture above, she was a real ugly stick victim and any one of us would've called her Megan Dog as she went to eat her mayonnaise sandwich in the bathroom. Here's what Megan told Miami Magazine (via UsWeekly) about her unpretty days in high school:
I was never the pretty girl," the actress tells the March issue of MIAMI Magazine. Describing her teenage self as "abrasive" and "obnoxious," Fox, 25, says she felt like a "loner" growing up.
This ho right here needed to walk three steps in my British Knights to know what it really feels like to be voted Most Likely To Get A Job As Dr. Frankenstein's Doorman by your entire class. I can't feel a sowwy for Megan when in junior high school I had a pube bush on my head, dumbo ass ears and some jacked up teeth. I might have told this story before (since I have the memory of a dead fish and always repeat stories), but my history teacher once told the class that she was the ugliest girl in school. She said that she had a curly afro, glasses, dumbo ears and braces. Scan to me sitting in the middle of the classroom with a curly afro, glasses, dumbo ears and braces. That bitch. When the kids weren't calling me Michael Gay, they were calling me elephag. So I just can't with Megan.
I'm looking at Megan's yearbook picture and I see nothing unpretty about it. Megan's lip gloss is popping me in the eyes and those brows could easily win valedictorian of eyebrow situations. I don't know how Megan said that with a straight face. Oh wait, I know the answer to that. Megan said it with a straight face, because she can't move her face anymore.
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Well, high school is a tough time, perhaps we misunderstood her. It's obvious that she was pretty, she probably had some social adjustment problems. I recently read an article about her stating that she didn't even have a high-school degree... Apparently she does.
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I think that pretty people get treated just as much as fugly ones. Megan is fucked up in the head and probably thought all the hate she received was because of her looks- it's obvious she is insecure, why else would you mess with that face at her age? She's delusional- when I think back to school, someone like her would have been envied.
I can honestly say I was good friends with a few really beautiful outcasts in school. I was weird, but they were nice AND pretty so they were treated like shit and that combination with smart or goofy meant that we got along well.
So yeah, bitch is crazy, but I do think people assume a lot of stuff about pretty people that is just as unfair as hating on those who are not as attractive.
I don't have anything against Fox. Her major flaw seems to be mouthing off without thinking things through first (not too big a flaw in my mind, but obviously it is to a lot of other people, especially people OUTSIDE of Hollywood. I guess to them she doesn't seem respectful enough of what she has. Oh, and as a side note, that blind the other day with almost everybody's guess as to the subjects being Bay and Greene doesn't really seem right to me. Fox had mouthed off plenty about Bay and the Transformer movies well before Speilberg fired her for that Hitler comment, and Bay seemed to take it all in stride. He also testified very favorably for the prosecution in the Specter trial because he knew the victim, whom he obviously liked as a person. Then again, I may not know what you guys know.)
Anyway, I was astonished to see Megan using Botox. I never thought she was the securest person in the world, but it still made me sad to think she would do this at such a young age. I thought it was probably due to desperation for parts after she burned some bridges. However, the other day I read an old interview with Amanda Seyfried (sp?) and she said that she was told to start using Botox. I don't think she does (yet), but apparently it's a Hollywood thing brought about by HD, although Botox is probably not 'suggested' to men until they're in their nineties. Anyway, it's sad and sickening at the same time.
Boo-fucking hoo! I had a nice loooong awkward phase from about 11-17 and 18-19. PLUS I was fat and wore glasses AND had acne and eczema. I was really unpopular in secondary school. I spent years crying and wondering why people were so mean to me and when I was nothing but nice. As an adult, I had to face the ugly truth and admit that it was purely because of my appearance.
Then, I went to university and lo and behold, people wanted to talk to me, to hang out with me, to be my friend. They thought I was smart, funny, "exotic" and interesting and *gasp* even pretty. Nothing changed except I was a few kilos lighter, went for threading regularly, got really cool glasses, and, later, lasik and went on the pill for my acne. Still am very insecure about my appearance (and for good reason) but it took me years and plenty of wasted opportunities to realise that I was this person all along.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
This ho is totally lying. She's only, what, 25 now? SO it's not like high school was that long ago for her and I am sure she knew the power of her cooch and face even WAY back then.
*eyeroll*
I was so small when I was in high school. Puberty came very late, and when it did, it took me a long time to realize people were interested in me for my looks because I was always raised on personality and character and having some damn book sense. So call me a nerd.
Flash forward to today, and I am aware of it, yes, but it does not rule my life. Some people do hate on pretty people and wealthy people too, especially when they are born with it. But I cannot change the way I look and I don't really give a goddamn about insecure people that do.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:47pm.
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My heart breaks when I read that. :(
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"curly afro, glasses, dumbo ears and braces." Oh MK, but look at you now, lol ;)
Megan has a way with words that begs to be made fun of. Gorgeous then and now but gimme a break Toots!
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Is she blind? She looked much better before she started messing with plastic.
At least she doesn't look like this, and os not a scammer like this dog
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MK, too bad nobody knew at the time how much joy you would bring to people. You crack my friends and I up daily as we email eachother from CA, TX, and NY about gossip and your commentary. It keeps us in touch and connected, thanks to you. High school kids are dumb...we know that now. I'm so glad you have gone on to have a lifestyle that blows everyone else out of the water, especially that awful-sounding teacher.
Why can't she just shut up?? her mouth is the main reason why she doesn't work...being pretty is a gift but this bitch talks too much and that subtracts from her face...
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 9:40pm.
Being considered pretty in high school means nothing in real terms. Some of the most popular girls (and guys too) in my school were totally not-pretty people who just thought they were hot shit. And then reality bitch slapped them across the face when they went out in the real world thus starting them on the road to Alcoholic Loserville. This is especially true if you're from a small town. The real world outside high school is a very cruel place. Having your life go down the shitter when high school ends is sad yet a fun little dose of karma for those of us who suffered through it.
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Somehow i dont think this was said at her school, very often. "OMG Megan is such a nerd, yesterday she asked me what a blowjob was"
But i think this was said very often "Oh lol megan is sucking of another guy behind the library again, i think its Tim, wait no she dumbed Tim yesterday, its Tom, nooo she broke up with Tom this morning, its Jim"
I graduated from a really small Catholic high school, where we all got to know each other pretty well no matter what individual stereotype we fit. The two prettiest girls were also the dumbest. One looked like Naomi Campbell and the other like a cafe au lait version of Marilyn Monroe. They were dumb as dirt. I mean "duh" dumb. Everybody called them "pretty-dumb" behind their backs and if someone was envious of them, that person would get over it real quick once they took a class with either of them. They started off as close friends in freshmen year but by senior year barely tolerated each other because of fights over some grown-ass man who was tapping both their stupid asses.
One more thing about beauty: I went to an all-girls school, so it really didn't matter WHAT you looked like. It was about personality, and being "popular" wasn't really the thing. Everyone had friends, and I've never had such fantastic friendships as I did then. I still would do anything for those girls.
If we can afford it, I will totally choose that for my daughters. I'm a HUGE fan of single-sex education.
Being considered pretty in high school means nothing in real terms. Some of the most popular girls (and guys too) in my school were totally not-pretty people who just thought they were hot shit. And then reality bitch slapped them across the face when they went out in the real world thus starting them on the road to Alcoholic Loserville. This is especially true if you're from a small town. The real world outside high school is a very cruel place. Having your life go down the shitter when high school ends is sad yet a fun little dose of karma for those of us who suffered through it.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I didn't realize how nice and skinny I was in HS and not really ugly at all ... but I had very low esteem and had no friends in HS whatsoever. Seemed like I had at least one or two good friends up until 9th grade... but upon reaching 16, life was downhill for me.
I think she just means that she wasn't considered pretty by her peers. She wasn't popular and preppy in part of the in crowd of the so-called desirable kids. "the pretty girl" is a lot different than "a pretty girl".
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On second thoughts though, I had an actress housemate for a couple of years and they're in a league of their own when it comes to insecurities - anorexia, relentless self-obsession, you name it...
Ugh, puh-lease! That reminds me of those skinny girls in junior high who used to stand before the mirror in the locker rooms and say out loud 'ew I'm like, sooooo fat! I hate it!' while pinching half an inch of skin on their thigh, so that they would get everyone to tell them how slim they were.
Maybe she felt ugly cuz of her thumbs? Cuz I think those are pretty gnarly, no?
Pretty people can feel ugly.
Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:47pm.
as teachers watched. Did you know that I have been able to BEAT two peoples ass from those days when I got older and sturdy? One was right here in MI and the other I traveled to Chicago to run into. I had a good time and it was very healing for me - better than therapy.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I loved your posts SO much, I have been beaten and bullied all my life as well ,right now in a discrimination case with my former job due to bullying by a homophobic co worker and I went to the Human Rights Commission to file a complaint and the attorney there himself was a homophobic asshole who refused to help me!
Gay people have nobody on our side to protect us in this nation . you are ON YOUR OWN. Our "community" is far too busy looking at bareback porn, online hookups and handing Madonna our last dime to wake up and realize our civil rights hang by a thread..
I am taking it all as a call to action , I am one of the few surviving members of ACTUP coalition and I think its about time to start the Pink Flamingos Rifle & Gun Club here in NYC.
I welcome you to join us. we are a non violent self defense club offering training in martial arts and the proper handling and usage of firearms.
its an idea who time is long past due, politicians who salaries we pay as taxpayers have declared war on us. TIMES UP>
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Most likely, she was never known as "the nice girl," or "the smart girl," or "the caring girl." She is a perfect example of beauty being skin-deep because this woman has ZERO appeal when she moves or speaks.
"...it's actually rather terrible and lonely when everyone wants to have sex with you. you can never trust anyone."
This is so true. I have a sometimes lover that is so gorgeous (he is like a petite, perfectly sculpted Greek statue) I worry that I AM using him for sex and hurting his self-esteem in the process. I know some will laugh and say men love sex and why would I worry, but - though he is seriously attractive - he seems lost or even depressed. I have tried to talk with him about it but he says nothing is wrong - and is always game for more lovin'. It really can suck to be beautiful, I guess. Le sigh.
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I find it funny that she's considered irrelevant, but how much press did Rosie Huntington-Whateverly get since Transformers: Dark of the Moon? A billion dollars and whatever Megan says nowadays doesn't hide the fact that Bay is still a weasel and a scumbag.
They are trying SO hard to give her classic hollywood beauty, but no matter how many surgeries she has, it will never match the natural beauty of the old starlets.
She was gorgeous, foul mouthed, somewhat skanky looking, and boys probably loved her, although I'm sure no one would take her home, unless home was in a mobile home park. I think she's beautiful. Usually I can't stand when she opens her mouth, but I think she's being geniune here. Has anyone seen pictures of this girl before HS? She was fugly. Unibrow and everything. I'm sure she was teased so bad that by the time she got to HS, she was so insecure she didn't know how pretty she was, so all the jealous ass girls pounced. I was awkard in elementary school myself. I was of mixed race, but grew up in an upper middle class suburb that was mostly white. So not only did I not fit in cause of that, but I was tall, a bookworm, had big lips, bony as hell, crooked teeth and I was a tomboy. Life sucked for me. Kids were viscious, and until I was 12, my only friends were my dog and the mentally challenged boy down the street. After puberty hit, I grew into everything and was popular in HS. I still always felt akward, and I was really shy around girls. It came off as bitchiness, but I was just mind numbingly insecure. Maybe Megan feels the same way. Kids can be cruel, and the insecurity that comes along from being bullied doesn't just go away because you become "hot" when you grow up.
I wish I would have known then what I know now. HS could have been a lot more fun for me. Its not until now, almost 10 years later that I realize that my looks where never the problem. My insecurity and the way it caused me to act was the issue. Megan has always seemed so insecure to me. She always talks shit, and its like she's making up for something. I hope she looks in the mirror and realizes what she has before she's too old to actually enjoy her youth. Maybe I'm just projecting, but I kinda get how she feels.
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wah wah!! this girl was on 2 and half men when she was in high school. Charlie Sheen felt she was pretty enough to be on the show at the time. Too bad she has that body dysmorphic thing, she ruined a perfectly fine face with surgery and goop.
Are we supposed to feel sorry that she felt like a "loner" after claiming to be a bitch.
Pohya dang. Death is funky – but I UNDERSTAND. I found the first one by accident in a fucking lowes and it wasn’t hard to provoke him physically. The second one that I actually found and beat (in his own bar) had no idea what was coming, it could not have gone better. These were the boys that were at the bus stop in high school that made the most bodily damage anytime I had the audacity to want a bus ride in the morning to high school or back in the afternoon. Wicked jackals that I had the honor and the luck to later, correct. Talk about a good time.
Warmjuice, you have warmed my heart a bit. Thank you. Im so glad you got revenge on your tormentors. One of mine died a few years ago of cancer and I know its really terrible to admit but I wasn't remotely upset to hear about it. He was an evil son of a bitch and gave me hell.
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warmjuice: Yes. It's really not sour grapes when I say that. I'd rather look like me. Maybe a while back I would wish for more beauty. But I find that people often resent the very beautiful and it's true they do get targeted sometimes.
Ahhhhh, the safety of mediocrity!
Ya right, not "THE" pretty girl in school but definitely "A" pretty girl in school.
Not the ugly, nerdy chick she tries to make us think she was.
hekki people like to USE the beautiful so who is really in control, the seller or the buyer? Especially when the buyer enjoys new beautiful FRESHER goods eventually. Having more outer than inner beauty and strength can lead to a life of doom.
She's very pretty - can't find a negative thing to say about her. Well, except that in thumb 2 she looks really old. Otherwise, she's flawless and a fantastic model.
My sister is very pretty but has a really cunty manner. If you get past it, she can be nice but she's all kinds of messed up in the head and has troubled relationships with everyone.
I'm averagely attractive and never had a problem getting guys and have good relationships with men and am very happy with my looks and my life.
If I could choose to look like M. Fox or keep my looks, I'd still choose to be me. Being THAT beautiful seems to be more trouble than it's worth.
MK's comments on this article made me both laugh and feel sad. I would've been cool with you in school, MK!
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"living well is surely the best revenge. My experience has shown me that its the freaks geeks and outcasts are the ONLY people to do anything of notice with their lives usually."
Yep! Thanks to Facebook, I now know that pretty much all the popular people a. married another popular person from school (class of 90 people, folks) and b. never moved from our crappy little hometown. Yawn.
Meanwhile, me, the person they endlessly mocked, has lived all over the place, has effed some pretty hot guys, if I do say so myself, and is friends w. rockstars.
Boo ya, bitches!
Oh and this ho...she doesn't honestly think she was ugly in high school. She's reaching for compliments.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 2:57pm.
add me to the awkward in high school club until about a month before graduation.
from then on, I wasn't super model material, but I was very attractive.
I gained some weight, and I prefer it, because it repels superficial gadflys.
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The exact same thing happened to me. Including the weight gain and for the most part it does get rid of the jerks.
oh yeah, TOTALLY ugly. pfffftt.
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Now she can be called "pretty much plastic."
I wouldn't call her abrasive or obnoxious, stupid cunt maybe. Who does she believe buys this shit?
add me to the awkward in high school club until about a month before graduation.
from then on, I wasn't super model material, but I was very attractive.
it was rather scary, just from the way that guys would flip out over me. one time, I was at a club wearing little clothing, and a guy I knew told me he would go down on me and never come back up, and then he just got into my personal space. it was really scary and thank God I was with my reliable girlfriends.
that kind of thing used to happen all the time.
I gained some weight, and I prefer it, because it repels superficial gadflys.
I always used to wonder, why are these women celebs in such a desperate race to be the most beautiful? it's like, "yay, I'm the most beautiful, everyone wants to have sex with me!" it's actually rather terrible and lonely when everyone wants to have sex with you. you can never trust anyone.
I didn't tell this story to crow about how hot I am or used to be, it's to make a point. hope you got it...
ugh, ho please, just stop.
all these models and actresses are like: ah I was a real heffa in high school booo hooo. No you were not. You just want to be rich successful beautiful and still get sympathy points or make us believe you are cool or whatever. fucking liars.
Whamo thank you. It took time and it was hard. In retrospect it’s strange to think about so many adults I was around who instead of helping me showed me malice. It was because I looked bad and was poor and awkward. I know at the time I just needed time and things would get better when I was over 18. It felt like a long fuckin wait but I got out. I was a teen in the early/mid 90s so when I found friends out of high school it was completely ok for me at act as faggy as I wanted to and it didn’t matter how I looked, just what was inside. But from 18-30, because of being assaulted every day for years, whenever I got in public and it had nothing to do with work or clubbing it- I would have severe panic attacks. I actually wasn’t able to stop the tippy toes or the skinny til after 30 so there were plenty of nasty people (strangers) around then too.
When I started working on my looks, walk and all that crap at 32ish I didn’t see progression even as it was happening. I think that was a saving grace to not let me relax, to keep going even though the scale is at 170 and it can only be muscle(I said “hooolyshiiit!”). Everything fuckin changed.
Once in a while though, ill play a game. Ill walk into a dude filled store in a mall by myself. Ill walk on my toes (it took 30 years to stretch out but thank god they did, I can still fake it though) and not be a LOUD queen at all bouncing everywhere- but shy, slightly AFRAID. Those who are the derps in the store look up with that malice in their eyes I am so familiar with. When I see that look I lick my fuckin teeth and walk right the fuck into them. You should see the reactions! From tough to puss in 0.5 seconds. Ive done worse than that too ;) I enjoy being a sicko to the sickos.
Ahh bullies…eventually the student surpasses the teacher.
She looks a lot like the girls that attend my son's high school, which is Desert Mountain High School in Scottsdale, the same school that Heather Morris of Glee fame attended. I have never seen so many high maintenance, stuck on themselves, girls in my life, some of which, have clearly had boob jobs, and wear miniscule clothing, that I never would've dreamed wearing at that age. (Yeah, my son loves it!! :) ).
I was one of those nerdy girls who didn't bloom until 17, then all the sudden all the guys noticed me in a completely different way, and it was very uncomfortable. I was lucky to have a boyfriend nearly the entire 4 years of hs, and he went to the other hs in town, which was even better. I am so glad I grew up in Cali, because I would've hated going to Desert Mountain.
My school years were spent in private all girl yeshivas. We had nothing to pick on each other except personality. Well that and if you happen to have a father who's a convert from a muslim family. Thanks dad! Hehe