Night Crumbs
Watch out, Tina Fey! Justin Beiber's newly dyed locks are trying to wrap themselves around Tina's Garnier gig and snatch it away. Take care. - Just Jared
Admiral General Aladeen (aka Sacha Baron Cohen with a bushel full of Kardashian taint fur on his chin) throws verbal bullets at the Academy and movie Brandon Teena - Lainey Gossip
Grab a swab stick, a new candidate for Khloe Kardashian's bio daddy emerges - Towleroad
I don't know what's going on here but I know it involves Melanie Griffith's nipples - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Kim Kardashian's tag-a-long dude looks like Lindsay Lohan's best friend Pootie after a meal or a hundred - The Superficial
Angie Jo and Billy Bob Thornton sexing on each other today probably looks like two old candlesticks rubbing together - Celebitchy
I just wanna blot Stacy Keibler's legs with several rolls of Bounty - Hollywood Tuna
It's a shame that Topanga didn't keep her classic crashing wave bangs - The Berry
Don't underestimate the power of Raymour & Flanigan - ICYDK
We should all assume that Hilary Duff is going to give birth to a kindergartner - Popoholic
How are we going to go on as a society without a Friends movie? - Videogum
Up! in real life - The Daily What
So which number is Chris Brown on Jay-Z's 99 problems list? - I'm Not Obsessed
JLo SANS Photoshop - Moe Jackson
Getting his soul sucked into Madge's crotch vortex doesn't sound like a good time to Victor Cruz - Hollywood Rag
I can haz Oscar - Cityrag
The time I mistook Justin Timberlake for Jason Sudeikis - Popsugar
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Puke.
There's a shitload of ignorance floating around in here. And this is coming from a 19 year old.
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Lesbieb outta lay off estrogen shots.
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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Sun, 02/26/2012 - 6:02am.
I hate niggers. Yeah I said it. My girlfriend is black and she hates niggers too. Call us what you will, we don't care. We hate niggers. Fuck off and die nigger Chris Brown and your nigger punching bag Rihanna. Fuck you for devolution you stupid niggers.
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OMG I do know what you're talking about since I have several black friends (and business associates) who use this word to describe a certain type of black person. Not that I condone the word, but I do know what you're talking about.
OT: I just got back from the Smokie Mountains and whoa, no phone or internet for a week, makes a person very, very cranky! :) haha Couldn't get a cell signal to save my life, no internet, but I enjoyed myself as if it were 1980 all over again. Where I was staying, the landline could only make local calls, and you didn't even have to dial an area code! HELLO ancient history. Reminds me of the days when Jersey only had 2 area codes! And I have to say, the Cherokee Indians are some good looking people!
if its in the cards for you to get stretch marks, you can't do one damn thing about it. not one. it doesnt matter what the hell you rub onto your self and when. just embrace it and move on. time spent crying over stretch marks is a wasteful joke. ive been there. trust.
is that a ear stretcher in his ear? or whatever the fuck they call those. i call them "one of my parents didnt pay enough attention to me".
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 1:14am.
"But later in our bedroom we called everything we saw on TV "gay". Just to be contrary. We love our gay loved ones."
I normally don't like 'gay' as a pejorative, HOWEVER my insufferable cousin posted some obnoxious Facebook status update about her SUPER! AMAZING! AUTHENTIC! FINALLY!AT LAST I TRULY KNOW REALLY KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE FEELS LIKE! love (keep in mind this insufferable cow birthed two awesome little dudes. I guess their asses don't matter). Her brother (who I adore) simply wrote 'Gay' under her nauseating missive and I can't lie, I laughed my ass off. Because it was totally on point. So my point is, let's take back 'Gay' from the homophobes because sometimes it really is the only way to accurately describe a situation. Like 'cunt' and 'retard', you will not take it away from me and if we have to part ways over it, well...so be it.
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"Gay" as a pejorative takes it away from homophobes???? You didn't use it in a positive manner as "bitch" is now used or the n word to show familiarity (this is acc to those who use the n word between them). Perhaps if you used gay to describe something for its positive qualities, such as something that is true to stereotype and "fabulous" in some way your point makes sense.
As for Ms. Hekki, using it in private with your husband is also hypocritical and reflects a tiny bit of disregard for your gay friends and their concerns with our society. Where I live, in Texas, "gay" used as a pejorative is done in a very harsh manner, even among the young boys I babysit. It will not be made positive by actions like this, and one day your child WILL hear it and perpetuate it in school along with his friends.
This political climate that is anti-gay and anti-women is just not the best time to "reclaim" words that are still fresh of homophobic tongues.
He makes me want to hurt/maim someone. preferably him.
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can't stand his mofoing a zz !
Scowly Justina, I can't with that earring, chickie!
Sasha wearing "Kardashian taint fur" LMAO! :D
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Dog, I am with you. I think she looks amazing too.
I do think that is photoshopped though. she does have cellulite, we have all seen it in candids.
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I'm no prophet, I don't know natures way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days....
I loathe JLo but I can't deny she looks fantastic. Maybe I'm blind but I only saw mild stretchmarks in one pic and they were so minimal, IMO they wouldn't even need photoshop.
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I like JayZ, but that quote is crap. He HAS laid hands on a woman. There is video of it.
he has a daughter and all of a sudden his past is erased?
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And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet, I don't know natures way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days....
Even if he is starting to get hair down there, he's still an icky, self-important little bitch.
S.B. Cohen is highly over-rated and as funny as Chelsea Handler's used ob's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Looks like an ad for Hot Topic Kidz.
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Kikichanel: Hahahaha! well it's a relief that you didn't bitch me out for my confession about calling stuff "gay". I'd never say it in front of my kids but if it's just Mr. Hekki and me, we'll say it. Same with those other words.
He's so...girly. ICK!
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Lookin' like a fool wit yo pants on the ground...
Just when you thought this tool couldn't get any more annoying.
Jay Z said he had 99 problems but a bitch ain't one so how can Chris Brown be on his list?
When I saw the picture I silently groaned b/c I thought it was Him. Then I looked and thought, "Oh, wait - that's someone else." My eyes passed over his stupid lips and then I actually groaned, "It IS him! Yuck!"
His attempt at biceps clashes with his puny frame, perfect Pantene pelo and frozen dairy dessert.
I can't @ all with him, but especially with him in the smedium shirt, still doing the pants-under-my-ass thing.
Seems like his jaw was starting to show hints of the male gender, so they went out and got him the prettiest, girliest girly wig they could find. I bet when he sprouts hair on his arms they wax it off (they probably already do that). The must be desperate not to lose the 11 year old girl fans who will run shrieking from the the first sign of pubescence.
"But later in our bedroom we called everything we saw on TV "gay". Just to be contrary. We love our gay loved ones."
I normally don't like 'gay' as a pejorative, HOWEVER my insufferable cousin posted some obnoxious Facebook status update about her SUPER! AMAZING! AUTHENTIC! FINALLY!AT LAST I TRULY KNOW REALLY KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE FEELS LIKE! love (keep in mind this insufferable cow birthed two awesome little dudes. I guess their asses don't matter). Her brother (who I adore) simply wrote 'Gay' under her nauseating missive and I can't lie, I laughed my ass off. Because it was totally on point. So my point is, let's take back 'Gay' from the homophobes because sometimes it really is the only way to accurately describe a situation. Like 'cunt' and 'retard', you will not take it away from me and if we have to part ways over it, well...so be it.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I have a better idea! let's find another word that expresses the same feelings but doesn't degrade gays by being the go to word for everything vile. I know it's asking a lot, but sometimes we have to get off our asses and expand our vocabularies.
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"Jennifer Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren" --- bp
So is Bieb old enough yet for me to punch him in the face?
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You shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of ho.
Submitted by syllieness on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 7:32pm.
f*ck
I just dyed my hair in the exact same color :/
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yeah great color had it once too, but stopped the color over time, highlights only for several years and now like many letting it go, the dye is TOXIC TO THE MAX YA KNOW!!!!!! so it's kinda fun to inhabit the grey haired look so few do, but many can rock and maybe some of you should try it because many women are looking absolutely fabulous with grey hair, longer the better.
In times gone by, women were revered at this stage in life. But now adolescents run everything so there ya go.
fyi even tho no one here gives a damn I FUCKING HATE FACEBOOK a singlar place FOR CONSUMATE LOSERS!!!!
Submitted by flawsmosis on Fri, 02/24/2012 - 11:06pm.
Actually, he fails even at that. Kristen Stewart is STILL more butch than Bieber.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I really like that hair color on the beaver...can't stand him but if I could get my hair to that color I would be happy. Unfortunatly I've been dying it for 20 years so it's all kinds of messed up.
Poor Biebs. He aims for butch and ends up at Kristen Stewart.
J'Lo's stretchies are exactly where you'd expect them to be.
Note to any young mothers-to-be out there: Vitamin E oil - rub it on your belly, boobs and thighs. Got this tip from a model in Vcr who'd just had a babe. I asked her how the hell she looked so unstretchy. Vitamin E oil straight on. It worked...9 months preg and the ob asks me, "where are your stretchmarks?" bwahahaha
I think Kim KardASSian got him off Adam4Adam.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Funny. He is starting to look like a boy, finally.
I saw jlo stretch marks, they are on her ass. Just look at the close up pics where her ass is kinda turned towards the camera. Her body is ridiculous but that unphotoshopped face is showing her age.
This is the first time I found Justin beiber even remotely attractive. He needs to stick with this new style and maybe one day he will sprout some pubes.
"The Boy Meets World" Now post is depressing as hell. I had such a mad crush on older brother Eric (Will Friedl) and seeing him looking withered by time...please just kill me.
Ha! Immediately in my head started:
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Submitted by the original be... : "I love Mark Ruffalo as much as the next gal, but him as the Hulk is every shade of wrong."
Say WHAT?
No. He can't.
He's a good solid actor, but no.
I gave myself insomnia just so I could watch him in "In The Cut" at 3:00 in the morning and get tingly during his sex scenes. Jaysus it got hot down there.
What a sessy lesbian!
He doesn't *have* to look so femme all the time. This is a step in the butch direction!
WOw- that's the first time I've seen him look like a dude.
It looks like Biebs shot up four inches overnight. Maybe he's finally entering puberty.
Can't see any stretchmarks on J.Lo and I don't believe those were non-photoshopped because I'd expect her to have cellulite.
Eric Matthews looks so different! Cory looks the same, Angela looks the same, and I was surprised by how mediocre Morgan #2 looked. Jack looks good, Shawn looks okay...I miss Boy Meets World! lol
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
"........what is going on with Jessica Beal? She looks like New Wave meets Chinese rice farmer."
Gigaboob.....I was just saying to myself a few days ago when I saw her that she is morphing into Vietnamese. She seems too young to be getting her skin pulled and furrows Juvedermed.
There is no way Justin is a tuna-tasting, pussy-pounder!!
And his hair clashes with his shirt!!!
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As much as I despise Chris Brown, Jay Z is hardly one to weigh in, being a fucking crack dealer who has ruined more women's lives with his drug-dealing and gang membership than the difficult Brown ever could or did. Hypocrite.
Timberdouche with a beard is actually not bad, but what is going on with Jessica Beal? She looks like New Wave meets Chinese rice farmer. That girl is a perpetual mess.
He STILL looks like a pussy!
Whoa! This is the first time I've EVER looked at Justin Beiber and squirted a little! I don't know if it's the hair or what, but he's looking a little more manlier than usual...that jaw line is becoming more pronounced...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I think Hilary Duff's pregnancy seems long because most celebs have the kid extracted a month early. Maybe she;s going for natural.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I love Mark Ruffalo as much as the next gal, but him as the Hulk is every shade of wrong. And the first Hulk movie was so bad I stuck a fork in my eye just to make it stop. (Hubs and a teenage son - UGH, the things we do for love!)
And I still wouldn't call J-Ho "human" but I am LOVING those kittehs!
With that hair color Bievz is morphing into Hillary Swank!
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Kiebler has got to have some of the hottest legs and bellies around. No need to shine it up girl!!
Justin Timkerlake - he's irrelevant.