Monday, February 27th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 24th!
Much like the Honey Badger, the I Don't Care Bear doesn't give a flaming shit. - BaconSlut
Runners-up:
OK, so he's not a genius, but somehow Kris Humphries came up with a way to sanitize Kim's skankiness off himself. - OurMissC
"Hello Utah !!!! For all you anally-impaired in the audience -- here's an illustration of what an asshole feels like when a particularly stubborn bear of a turd, finally breaks through. - WTFOMGLOL
Mormons go to amazing lengths to "test drive" their magic, fire-proof underwear. - Vern
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The only thing gayer than a flaming bear with his balls in the air is a flaming bear with his ball in the air.
The last time I saw this many flaming bears with their balls in the air, I was at a Scientology mixer at the Beverly Hills Bath House.
The NBA isnt taking any chances with sexually transmitted diseases after witnessing Kim kardasshian speaking trying to hook up with players.
Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' to the Oldies" series has finally gone one flaming rim shot too far.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Forget Lin-sanity, this guy is Bear-serk!
Sorry PMK as much as you want to teach an old Kim new tricks, she's already tried and failed this one before.
This is the only way Khloe can get Lamar to understand their mating rituals.
In Utah, a portal to hell opens every time someone says the word "vagina."
When Firebear finished his trick, someone from PETA shouted "Bitch, sit your WHORE ASS down!!!"
Is that a fiery pole in your pants Peyton Manning, or are you just happy to see us????
What does a bear, a flaming hoop, jazz and basketball have in common?
Absolutely nothing, fucking Utah.
Utah and flaming ball-grabbing bears. This isn't going to end well.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
In his next PSA, Purity Bear leaves no doubt that even Xenu's flaming Scientohole is no match for his power.
TEXBRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
Mormons go to amazing lengths to "test drive" their magic, fire-proof underwear.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
NAC: Look at MK being all Sporty Spice on the weekend of the NBA D-league all stars game. I'm impressed.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
what is like to have sex with Paris Hilton
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You can dress up Santorum (Google Santorum) and send it through a flaming hemmorhoid ring of fire, but it still smells like shit.
Listen fellow Gay Bears, if we have to jump through hoops to get married in Utah, then soar away!
Jazz Bear has what it takes to be Kim Kardashian's new NBA boyfriend -- moves like Lamar, a build like Khloe, and rumors that he's flaming.
Ahhh .... the Famous Bob Fosse Flaming Flyer Finale! JAZZ BEAR!
You know there's got to be at least one flamer in the NBA.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
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Americans and their permanent over-emphasis on ridiculous gimmicks! WTF does a bear jumping through a ring on fire have to do with being a good basketball team?
Utah Jazz? meh, do this with the Atlanta Housewives' wigs on and we'll be talking.
A hairy bear, a big flaming hole and ball playing. Just another Tuesday night at Travolta's house.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
A sweaty bear plunging into a fiery hole as a white guy watches. Rick Santorum's wet dream.
Much like the Honey Badger, the I Don't Care Bear doesn't give a flaming shit.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
It happened to HUMPHRIES after his marriage to KIM...
"I'm coming for you Tommy-Boy, I'm cummmmming for you!"
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"Don't confuse a war on religion with not always getting what you want." -Jon Stewart
A bear flying through a burning hole, I guess Michael K is dating again.
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"And it won't be a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow! It'll be you lying down, and ten men making you a scared ho.....Wizard of ASS!" - Betty White
Utah's misguided answer to Linsanity: PedoJazz
Earvin "Magic" Underpants
Jazzanity!
How long before Eva LongWhoria gets Jazz tattooed on her neck?
Greasy bear just can't leave Lindsay's crotch alone.
A microscopic look at Lindsay's firecrotch.
My favorite part of this whole picture is the bear's sweatband. Good thing he has that bad boy on huh?
eek sorry for the double post
Just one more thing that Stephen Hawking does that might surprise you.
This is why you should never smoke a joint with Teddy Ruxpin...shit gets real crazy real fast
Even with the trampoline, he just bearly made the basket.
Sure it looks impressive, but virtually every ex boyfriend of Paris Hilton knows what it's like to enter a giant hole in hopes of scoring only to end up with a burning sensation.
Well at least it's not another posting about jizz going into a fire hole.
♫ "When Smokey's singed" ♫ is looking to be ABC's comeback
Pedo bear gets the punishment he deserves
Bear Jordan
Lamar's nightmare of trying to get Khloe pregnant.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Let's see, a flaming bear jumping up with Jazz hands. Must be Fleet Week.
Inspired by the Tebow, Smokey invents his own OW OW