Open Post: Hosted By Prince Lupo

February 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Prince William isn’t the only one shedding hair at Clarence House anymore. Here’s Duchess Catherine taking her new dog friend Lupo out for a walk around Kensington Gardens a couple of days ago. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take a long walk to the Kardashians’ dumpster to scrape enough black animal fur from their waxing strips to make a Lupo costume. Then I’m going to stop by Rite-Aid to get a tube of red lipstick to complete the “dog in heat” look if you know what I mean. Then I’ll doggy paddle to England for a hump date with Prince Hot Ginge’s knee! It’s a fool-proof plan and there’s no way the royal guards will beat me with stale crumpets after my fake British bark gives away that I’m a Lupo impostor. It will totally work. I’ve seen them do it in cartoons and shit.

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