This Is News: Zac Efron Drops A Peen Glove On The Orange Carpet
We're friends and I care about what happens to your ears, so I'm going to warn you that the clip above (via ONTD) has been smeared with the musical hemorrhoid pried off of the anus hole of music LMFAO. "I'm Sex And I Know It" is the mangled conjoined twin of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" who has a chronic slobber problem, was kicked out of the 6th grade for exposing itself during Show & Tell and is most likely on the National Sex Offender Registry. That song is such creepy trash. It's like the men's half-shirt of music. My advice is to exorcise your right to use the mute button. Better yet, just watch the clip above while tickling your ear drums with the only "sexy" song that matters:
So at The Lorax premiere on Sunday afternoon, the sparkliest Twinkie in the box, Zac Efron, sashayed down the orange carpet and accidentally dropped a gold condom wrapper and then clutched his anal beads by mouthing "OH MY GAW" to his publicist. Twink, please. You know Debbie Allen choreographed that whole stunt and they spent 6 weeks rehearsing it. They even took it for an out-of-town tryout. That's how staged that shit was.
Like Zac really has time to fuck. Zac's days are already filled with searching for the perfect cum gel for his luscious locks and admiring his beauty in his Revlon Hollywood Mirror. They also laid it on too thick with the gold condom. Fairy man princesses don't have Magnum-sized peens. Unless, Zac is using that condom as an anal liner, which is entirely possible.
Besides, if Zac is screwing on anybody at The Lorax premiere, it's The Lorax itself and we all know that trick is a bareback slut.
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:49pm.
Dany Devito did it before... WAY better and much more convincingly, here is the proof: http://youtu.be/hKKGtf37TEI
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I'm sure that's why he did it, it's probably a joke between him and DeVito. I have to admit, it makes me like him just a little bit more.
Relax everyone.
It's NOT his condom.
It's his boyfriend's.
Well, at least there's one person in young Hollywood using a condom. Don't care who he's using it on- but at least he's trying to have safe sex, right?
This is actually kind of refreshing in a way- I'm sick of reading about douchebag celebrities raw-dogging some sidepiece they met at the club last week.
yeah, he's a stunt queen, but at at least he's being a *good role model* stunt queen.
I would gel his hair all night.
his face is getting fat...
what a dork.
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I'd hit it 1000 times and love it every time. Yep!
Wahts with the hair? Did Zac lose a bet?
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Amazing how seriously people take themselves. So he carries a condom? Who the fuck would ever care? I guess good looks, a dim wit and bad acting aren't enough to get a guy the attention he craves anymore.
murmahneeker
priceless. The directions were everything...
I feel like Zac is trying to be like Hipster Ryan Gosling, but comes across looking like a high budget gay porn star.
@ Aerialgreen
I think that's why he did it. He must be a Always Sunny fan and Devito was there too. In a way, he kinda looks like Charlie's hotter little brother too in these pics.
So what was he taking out of his pocket to hand to that lady?
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I don't get the PeeWee Herman hair..... actually it's worse. Looks more like a turd he picked up out in a field somewhere and put it on his head.
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
btw, does Zac even have a pecker?
Rumer will be very angry.
I was going to say "very hot", but thought better of it.
Is Efron standing on a box, because he can't possibly be that much taller than DeVito. Bitch, PLEASE.
What happened to the cute in Efron? He's a twink for sure (I feel bad for closeted folk) but he at least was cute. The hair, the glasses, the prophylactic, I can't even deal with.
In fact, his face looks a little SWOLE. I'm seeing fat potential here. And being 3 feet talk, he ain't got much wiggle room in the weight department.
High School Musical sucks soooooooooooo much, but I do kinda like Zac even if he doesn't know how to spell Zach correctly
thanks to my six year old nephew, i've seen "high school musical" more than once...i survived...barely...
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Is it just me or is the whole look on his face and his posture of someone who has major indigestion and cannot wait to find a corner to fart in? (that's what I look like when searching for vacant corner)
Anyway, cannot hate on the guy whether he likes boys, girls or both and is hiding the fact for now cause he does genuinely seem like a sweet guy who is trying hard to be an actor. He always seems more mature than a lot of guys his age when I have seen him in interviews and such.
aw come on michael k. even if it is a stunt, considering that hiv, aids and other sexually transmitted infections are on the rise and there are religious psychos actively trying to regulate everyone's sex life, zac should be applauded for taking responsibility for himself.
Godammit.
~~I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk..yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk~~
I'm going to be stuck here playing that shitty song in a loop for the next half hour!v Why do I click on those things?
Dany Devito did it before... WAY better and much more convincingly, here is the proof: http://youtu.be/hKKGtf37TEI
Is Zac morphing into the next Jared Leto??
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I think he looks incredibly hot and I'm happy he practices safe sex.
He should have left those sunglasses at home but, whatever, nobody's perfect.
He must have learned the Frank Reynolds system - drop the Magnum condoms and a wad of cash to let everyone know you have money and a monster dong.
Zac now looks like a chubby middle-aged homosexual!
so...zac's not into barebacking i take it?
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Man, those glasses look dumb.
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You'd have to be really sheltered to buy into Zac's PR. Bieber's, too. But look at it this way-- sure, they make a ton of money for a little while, but what about the potential psychological damage? I mean the deeply ingrained notion that they are damaged goods because they're gay, and if they public really knew them, they'd be unemployed or even hated? How can this not screw up their lives?
ahahahha ewww sucky!!!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Sucky -- you're so funny!!!
Later that night, I went to use the restroom and passed Zac as he was just leaving it, the scent of his musk was so strong that I grew labia lips on my dick head right there and they wiggled around like earthworms in search of Zac's veiny and monstrous member.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:45pm.
Is Taylor Swift a giant, or is Zac just really short.
Taylor Swift is supposed to be like 6 feet. That's one lanky, gangly bitch...
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Douchechill!
Is Taylor Swift a giant, or is Zac just really short.
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"dude...CAH MAWN...CAH MAWN dude" !
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:38pm.
The fist bump is the secret man-shake. SWEARTUHGAWD! *fist bumps snowphat*
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The closer I moved towards Zac, the more my penis and testicles retracted into my body. His presence is so fucking BUTCH that he was turning ME into a WOMAN!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:34pm.
Zac likes workin on cars, shootin animals, spittin bac'r and jackhammerin the WIMMINZ!
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YUP!!! I saw Zac at a happy hour at my local bar and I swear to god the DUDE had like NINE chix around him and he was all loud and shit talking about how many fish he caught that day, how many trees he was ripping out of the ground with his bare hands, how many pick up trucks he bought, then 3 of the chix started sucking his dick right there! And the bartender went "whoa whoa that's not allowed" and then he tilted his head, made pointy finger signals with his hands and said with a smirk "dude...CAH MAWN...CAH MAWN dude" and the bartender FIST BUMPED HIM!! SWEAR TO GOD!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow. He's small. He really is turning into Tom Cruise-light: weak in character and capable of being molded into whatever Hollywood executives want to sell.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:08pm.
I don't have much of a gaydar
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You're right, you don't.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
what a dick.
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Zac likes workin on cars, shootin animals, spittin bac'r and jackhammerin the WIMMINZ!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:04pm.
NO! Holy crap! I knew he was short but not THAT short!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL, ya he's a sawed off little bugger that's for sure. He especially looks small standing next to a girl whose neck is as long as his leg.
Zac is a shark wrestling, alligator wrangling, vagina SPECIALIST!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Zac is a total woman screwing, clit sucking, female orgasm expert!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOL @ Jack and Sucky
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hahaha...Sucky. Now that's a good pet name.
Zac Efron in that second thumbnail looks like Gwen Stefani's husband - so you know what that means.
at the 20 second mark HE IS SMELLING HIS FINGERS!!! A true finger banger!!
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Why would anyone need to have a condom in their hand while entering the premiere of a kid's movie?
He's probably bisexual.