Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Nina Acosta, the 51-year-old retired LAPD officer and married (TO A MAN!) mother of more than one kid from Survivor: One World.

There’s almost zero spoilers in this post and I won’t tell you who was banished to a slave camp to make Jeff Probst’s precious sea glass necklaces, but I had to pay homage to the sun-damaged perfection that is Nina. Nina has the grace of Sue Hawk, the natural charm of Shambo and the quiet sexiness of Mad Dog. Nina is the kind of woman you just want to watch pump gas into a tanker truck. Nina is the kind of woman who uses Ajax as an exfoliant and boric acid as a moisturizer. Nina is the kind of woman you want to take shopping for Dockers. Nina is the kind of woman who can easily assimilate into a pack of wild pit bulls. Nina is what Kate Gosselin wishes she looked like and she’s going to spend most of her life staring into a plastic surgeon’s scalpel to get it.

Nina is so damn powerful that I’m pretty sure she burned most of Chelsea’s eyebrows off with her piping hot glare. The tribe has spoken: I LOVE NINA!

(Picture via Survivor Phoenix)

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