The Ear Torture Continues
Remember when I said 7 seconds ago that I care about the well-being of your ears? I said a lie. Because if I had any respect or love for your sense of hearing, I wouldn't expose it to this eardrum-burning, dead baby hooker shit from Manufactured Superstars featuring stumbling bag of queefs Wonky McValtrex.
In that monotone, soulless, slut toddler voice of hers, Parasite educates us about the new phenomenon (for 1999) called drunk texting. Just like her "career," sex tape and insides, this mess has a pulse rate of zero. This is like Meeting In The Ladies Room if Meeting In The Ladies Room got the life beat out of it with a flip phone and was left for dead in the alleyway behind a has-been club. To quote the poetic Klymaxx: "I had to leave my condo to come to this?!" If I tried to drunk text this song to anyone, my iPhone would auto-correct it to read: STOP!
I know you hate me, because after listening to that virus of a song, you now have deflated anal warts inside of your ear holes. Maybe this dose of musical antibiotics from a real star will stop the stinging a bit.
UPDATE: Wonky's black hole ate the EwTube above, but if you really hate yourself you can click here to listen to it.
via Idolator
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 -12:55pm.
LMAO "shoes. OMG. shoes. let's git sum shewz"
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Omg!! My daughter and I *looove* that video!!
Did you see the other one?
"lemme borrow that shirt. Where'd you get that shirt? I wanna have that shirt!". Lol
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
MissJane (so prettyyyyy) scroll down... that hot bitch Satan posted a link.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by guest on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:41pm.
During one of the close ups of her mouf...she had spit string. *huah*
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yes!!! and I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3n
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:17pm.
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I can't see the brilliance that is Paris's black hole either.
But Charo has made up for it in spades..lol!
snowpiece on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:38pm.
ok does she just talk the whole time because I finally had to shut it off
Oh yeah, THANKS SATAN, just doing your job, I know, I know!
Yes. She talks through the whole thing (I listened to the whole thing yesterday much to my chagrin). You'd think she was 15 years old except she looks 40-something now in that video.
And, you're welcome. Sorry? >;)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
I'm bored. And now that I'm bored enough to actually hit play it's gone. Oh well.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by guest on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:41pm.
During one of the close ups of her mouf...she had spit string. *huah*
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I'm eating lunch. Give me one good reason I shouldn't pee on your leg for this post of yours.
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No longer available. My ears have been saved!!
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I can't stop laughing at Charo, she was the BOMB baby, sweet geeezuz!!!
"som sweets tawking girls comes alongs"
That's gold I tell ya!
So fucking lame. When is she going to realize that she's OVER??
snowy - yup... She articulates her struggles with so called "smart phones" while being under the influence of alcohol. You can really see in to her soul!!!
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
During one of the close ups of her mouf...she had spit string. *huah*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
ok does she just talk the whole time because I finally had to shut it off
Oh yeah, THANKS SATAN, just doing your job, I know, I know!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL, I kinda like it...
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
How TF is that even a song? She isn't singing. I supposed we should be thankful for that, though.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:59pm.
LOL. Ass ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Charo's costume has me hypnotized. Wow. She was so damned cute.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
For those of you who missed the pure perfection of Paris Hilton talking about her 'bitches' and 'drunk sexting':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA9tQx0rhu8
That link will probably be taken down soon too because it's just sooooooooooooooooooo good that everyone will be 'talking' this 'song'.
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i refuse to click on that skank's video...
charo is hawtness in gold...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
LOL at Black Hole productions... too easy
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
"copyright by Black Hole" yeah that's a good place for it and I didn't even need to hear it.
awww Charrro.. Sophia Vergara wishes she had a fraction of your charm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:13pm.
Why did they yank such art?
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because people may steal it and try and make a PROFIT off of it.
hahahahahhahahahahah
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted 2 do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
omg Charo is soooo sweet ♥
I wish she would guest star on Modern Family as Gloria's mother. Wouldn't that be kewl?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why did they yank such art?
I cannot view. I am crushed.*snorts*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Charo, but she's been the USA since God made water and she still sounds like Speedy Gonzales.
Guess I waited too long. The video was yanked.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 1:08pm.
awww they took the video down!
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omggg nooo :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
now I will have to go to da club to hear it!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Charo reminds me of the midget from Fantasy Island.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Good lord, I didn't know you could "ooohhh" in an accent but Charo made it possible.
why be bitter? oh yeah, gas is going up to six bucks a gallon in Ohio.
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I have never loved life so much.
awww they took the video down!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Smh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This crap reminds me a lot of Kim Zolciak in "I'm tardy to the party" caca.
Wow - Charo really was like a balm after that.
The first line she sounds like she is trying to talk like Britney in "I'm A Slave 4U".
I just can't get over this idiot's ego.
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If you would only listen
You might just realize what you're missing
You're missing me
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Submitted by SnAtChQuAtCh on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:59pm.
Women who talk in baby voices were sexually abused as children.
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and now she abuses our ears
the cycle continues
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This fucking loser is 31 years old now. This shit was barely tolerable when she was 20.
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If you would only listen
You might just realize what you're missing
You're missing me
-Jack Johnson
Paris is looking her AGE! hahahahahahaha
Charo is the shit, but Paris... not so much. Her latest "musical" opus is DOA.
i almost vomitted on my keyboard and swore off dlisted for good after watching that heinous fucking video of parasite hilton, but everything was redeemed upon listening to and seeing Charrrrrrrrrro's glamorous glittery pants suit with the VOICE OF AN ANGEL. You are forgiven MK.
please slap that "Why Are You Doing This To Us?" tag onto your own ass, MK
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
I'ma git wut eye WANT
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
Women who talk in baby voices were sexually abused as children.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
LMAO "shoes. OMG. shoes. let's git sum shewz"
and I think she's hot... *TALK TO THE HAND*
Yes, jack, then you'll be hot. As in itching, burning, stinging HOT. That stupid fucking baby voice shit makes me stabby. You're over 30 woman! What GG said, didn't she get the message the first time when her album was like dookie? It just sat there and stank.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
*lays down a beat and points MJT to the pole*
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck
NO, not "deflated anal warts" but fully pusified(?) inflamed ones! AND THEY HURT! Wonk is still trying to ho the stroll? She should give Holan and Terry a call for a consultation!
Hahaha at the tag "Your Vagina Is Large" - YES!!!!
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
LMAO "shoes. OMG. shoes. let's git sum shewz"
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ahahahahah stupid boy.....stupid boy......
what did you expect? conDams?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't understand these girls that will do just about everything under the sun surgically to their bodies and who have a lot of money but don't spend any of it on some voice lessons to change the way they sound. This dumb bitch and all those Kartrashian hos... they sound like idiots with those little girl voices. Buy some elocution lessons!!!
LMAO "shoes. OMG. shoes. let's git sum shewz"
and I think she's hot... *TALK TO THE HAND*
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck