Friday, February 24th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 23rd!

Kids all over the world were terribly disappointed the year Santa started his Xmas route at Charlie Sheen's house. - Spider73

Runners-up:

9 months later the house gave birth to a cute little trailer. Named him Cletus. - El Bastardo

The hotel towel might be ok for Adam Levine, but only asbestos shingles will suffice for Gerard Butler. - OurMissC

via Evil Milk

Posted by: Michael K


El Bastardo's picture

We shouldn't laugh. 10 secs after this pic was taken he farted so loud he screamed in terror, did a back flip and landed on concrete. Broke his dick bone.

Chaz Bono once again tries to reach for the stars and ends up giving the moon.

Aunt_Sassy's picture

Drunks are on the house

El Bastardo's picture

Hey Mrs Patrick Campbell, look! Presenting hole!

Apparently, he assumed that he might score some poon if he did his mating call on the roof: "One burp, Two farts, Three groans".

Tainted roof...ohhhooo...tainted roof.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Oxygen's picture

Reality Show - Assholes Who Roof Squat

Looks like someone fell out of the nekkid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

El Bastardo's picture

Dang. That was some tornado.

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Scat on a Hot Tin Roof

Three cheeks to the wind.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

What a cheeky monkey!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Migraine Sally's picture

How trashy. He used a sheet for a curtain.

After being abducted by Aliens, this is the REAL way you are returned to earth after an anal probing.

Parking in the rear!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

TexnDoc's picture

Fiddling on the Roof

El Bastardo's picture

Oy. Its The Diddler on the roof.

El Bastardo's picture

I can see Uranus from here.

Barb Dwyer's picture

HGTV presents....Project Rooftop Spaces, Gainesville Edition.

citizenstrange's picture

Wrecked him? It damn near killed him!

BernardProfitendieu's picture

7 years later, as FEMA plucks the final Hurricane Katrina victim from his roof, "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie," was not among the things he was heard to say.

Chris Knight's picture

This is how JONAH HILL lost his extra pounds.

christine the hoff on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:46pm.

some people will do anything for free cable.

LMAO!

LaChaylo's picture

KFed, that is not what Lionel Richie had in mind about Dancing on the Ceiling. And no, that won't revive your career.

Chris Knight's picture

Cock on a hot tin roof.

Sweetas's picture

Getting roofied FAILS

El Bastardo's picture

Spiderman Spiderman
Forgot to put his suit on again.

Chris Knight's picture

Hillbilly party, the morning after.

christine the hoff's picture

some people will do anything for free cable.

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I have never loved life so much.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

IN THIS ECONOMY, that drunk bitch Santa decided to stick around after Christmas and bum rush the snobby ass Easter Bunny for some quick cash.
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck

This is why you don't hire a homeless drunk to play Santa.

fleawatch's picture

And all these years I thought it was the pigeons dropping a deuce on my car......

Chris Knight's picture

Bad Santa.

fleawatch's picture

He misunderstood getting a roof job......

Spider73's picture

Kids all over the world were terribly disappointed the year Santa started his Xmas route at Charlie Sheen's house.

Migraine Sally's picture

Appalachian-American Horror Story

El Bastardo's picture

Dingle on a shingle.

Migraine Sally's picture

Ahahahahahahahaha! Jack put some damned pants on!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMFAO
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"wah I don't want to marry some psycho bitch!" ~ Dr. Suck N Fuck

LMFAO at snowpiece's caption!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

snowpiece's picture

Jack is trying to steal the neighbors wifi again

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