Friday, February 24th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 23rd!
Kids all over the world were terribly disappointed the year Santa started his Xmas route at Charlie Sheen's house. - Spider73
Runners-up:
9 months later the house gave birth to a cute little trailer. Named him Cletus. - El Bastardo
The hotel towel might be ok for Adam Levine, but only asbestos shingles will suffice for Gerard Butler. - OurMissC
via Evil Milk
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Congrats to all winners, especially my ELBOYFRIEND, ELB!!! Love you ja!!! xoxoxoxo, infinity
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♥SWEETS4EVS♥
Congrats to everybody, especially my secret crush El B, you funny mofo.
Good stuff winners!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Yay and congrats to spider and El B! Thanks MK!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
congrats to Spider, Miss C♥ and ELBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbe! xoxoxoxoxo
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Funny-ass captions! WTG, Spider73, ElB, and OurMissC!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Those are all hysterical. Congratulations, Spider, you funny slut!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Hahaha congrats winners!! Spider, fucking LOL. Woohoo OurMissC and ElBBBBBBBBBBB xoxoxoxo
Happy Friday hos and tricks!!
♥NA♥
Nice EB and Miss C!
Spider, that's classic lol
Good job again, sluts!! ElB's one really made me spit out my tea ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
LOL! Great job, congrats winners :D
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"Nasty cotton fucker!" MK
"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Nice job all you wieners!
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I have never loved life so much.
YAY!!!
These captions were the TOPS!
Hooray Fab Miss C and Spider!
Welcome Home El Bits!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOX
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
ollool basTURDo
and nice job OurMissC U EN TEE
and spiderman
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Being straight in real life but playing a gay character on Modern Family is really starting to conflict Eric Stonestreet.
A still from Craig's audition tape for "Jersey Shore".
From the producers who brought you "Hoaders," here is A&E's new series, "Sex Games Gone Wrong."
Squeal! Squeal like a pig-bird!!
FUCK! I swear, my beer was RIGHT. HERE.
"Okay God! *hiccup* I got two of everything! Two beers, two condoms, and the pizza'll be here in thirty *belch* minutes or less!"
Up on a Roofie.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
dear Home Depot
can you tell me a product that will get the nasty white tub of goo of my roof?
thanks
the house.
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I have never loved life so much.
Submitted by bigorexia
off topic, i'm dead jealous of your avi.
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Rock bottom is a long way down for Charlie Sheen.
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Chimney: "I wish I could smoke this fool."
Britney Spears shows off her bangin' new body at 20th Anniversary Comeback Tour; fans say she is "better than ever".
Britney Spears shows off her bangin' new body at 20th Anniversary Comeback Tour; fans say she is "better than ever".
I'M CHRIS BROWN BITCH! Now get your fat honky ass up there on the roof and hide that damn iphone NOW. I'll fire yo ass! Hide it where no bitch gonna find it. I'mma whoop you like Rhianna AND fire yo motha fuckin' ass!
after failing to make the finals, Chaz Bono thought that there was still a possibility, however remote, for him to dance with the stars...
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Being Conservator for Britney Spears has finally driven pops over the edge..
In his deal with the Devil, Tim Tebow is allowed but one day, Leap Year Day, to be his true self.
omg I thought this was my web cam, whew
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:40pm.
Omg LOL!
CNN Breaking News: A man who goes by the name of "jack-in-the-hat, from the land of Dlisted" was arrested yesterday after trespassing on to the roof of the Beverly Hills home of actress Jennifer Aniston.
Little did DListers know that their very own jack-in-the-hat really meant it when he said, "I would still walk a thousand miles just to watch her sleep" in the latest Jennifer Aniston post.
dupl post
The hotel towel might be ok for Adam Levine, but only asbestos shingles will suffice for Gerard Butler.
To the delight of Trekkers everywhere, NASA reports that Kling-ons have been spotted on Uranus.
After Chris Brown stole a fan's clothing and his home, the fan climbed on his own roof to sneak a few cell phone candids of the Grammy winner in mid-tantrum.
Joe Jonas in the new Broadway Musical, Diddler on the Roof.
Oh my gawd, I was up on my roof just drunk off my ass! hey, I can see my house from here.... MY HOUSE?
Yes, even Basement Baby has a soul mate. Meet Rooftop Rodney.
Jojo took it literally when Peepaw told him to hit the roof, drop his pants and fire a rocket.
Jack! The roof is NOT a blonde! ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Lindsey Lohan's new haircut is a little short for my taste but I suppose it's her way of starting anew.
Dlisted's very own Bubba from Arkansas, Jack-In-The-Hat, is hell bent on getting the wireless password from his upstairs neighbor. :)))
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
For Sale by Owner: Quaint fix-upper. Comes with a fully furnished balcony and a great view of the area's natural wildlife.
I personally find it heartwarming that Michael Lohan is still pursuing a relationship with Linds.
I swear! What people won't do for a better cellphone signal!
Dammit, Jim Bob. How do ya ever figger to get rid of this here farmer's tan if ya keep droppin' the Wesson oil?
"I sat on the roof
and kicked off the moss..."
and then my drawers fell off.
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
Dear Santa-
Hope you learned your lesson. This is what you get for going down Chris Brown's chimney.. And don't forget it, because let it be known that he "won a grammy".
Yours truly,
Riri