Thursday, February 23rd 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This A-List actor shed his substance abuse problems to become a Hollywood role model for clean living, but now it seems he has a new addiction—cross-dressing! He loves to doll himself up in vintage women’s clothing and has spent more than $10,000 on items such as high heels, dresses, fancy hair accessories and hats. The goods are ordered online (using an alias) and delivered to his manager’s house. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I just got the vapors from picturing Robert Downey Jr. leaning against the doorway of his boudoir while wearing pink lace panties, white satin heals, a Raquel Welch wig, and a marabou feather robe. If that image is not bringing you to your knees, then picture RDJ's butt stubble peaking out of those pink lace chonies. I know, right? You just sashayed away to the nearest CVS to buy smelling salts.

This Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

The only dude comedians who have won Oscars are Red Buttons, Robin Williams, George Burns and Jamie Foxx. Red Buttons and George Buttons are up in heaven, so they're out. Even though I'd need to take a FURminator to my tongue after licking on Robin Williams' fur body, I so would. But it's not him since he's not a singer. That leaves my only guess, Jamie Foxx?

I don't think Jamie Foxx is hard up for cash, so he's doing this solely for the thrill of being a paid whore? This mess isn't true, but if it is, Jamie Foxx is my fourth favorite ass peddler after Angel, Kit de Luca and Kristin Davis. But for real, this blind item is probably just marketing for Shame on DVD.

This once upon a time almost B+ list female singer is now more famous for being famous. Hey, at least it keeps her wealthy. She is also known for being a devout member of this church. She recently left it though after she suffered a nervous breakdown and went on an alcohol binge that would make Arthur proud. She went to rehab and while in rehab began seeing a psychiatrist. Uh oh. She also left her church which is never a good thing. However, if you are wealthier it is easier to avoid them. They knock at her door everyday and dig through her trash, but she just hires more and more security to keep them all away and stays locked inside her house. It is a stand off. Oh, the tales she will be able to tell. But what about her kids? Her other relatives who are also in the church? (CDAN)

You in danger, Lisa Marie Presley.

This celebrity feud has another round coming up in the next couple of weeks! In the competition for Oscar party guests, this Diva has scored a small early victory over her Rival.

The Diva sent out a super-early invitation to this very popular Singer and secured her commitment to attend her pre-Oscar party. Diva then instructed several of her other guests to do everything possible to keep the singer at Diva’s party all night. The plan includes bribing the Singer’s driver to feign an engine problem once they have arrived at the Diva’s party. Diva wants to prevent the Singer from attending the party of the Rival, scoring points for the Diva’s popularity… and very effectively ruffling the feathers off the Rival, whose anticipation of the arrival of the Singer all night will end in bitter disappointment. (Blind Gossip)

Diva Bitch Queen: Madge?
Diva Bitch Queen's arch rival: Elton John?
The pawn in Diva Bitch Queen's plan: Lady CaCa?

Posted by: Michael K


louise_brooks's picture

@Dog- LOL!! It's the III that makes it.

@Miami- yeah, I guess so, but that seems kind of like a convoluted way to do things.

guest's picture

Not hot imo. *hides*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

IrishFury's picture

RDJ creeps me out. He's a good actor but I suspect he has a whole other life that none of us know about - nor his wife or friends. A kind of dark and weird and creepy life.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:33pm.

I think he'd make a hella ugly femme but he's RDJ so therefore, he can do no wrong.

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M.E.'s picture

RDJ - you can borrow my bra anytime.

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RDJ has admitted to being bisexual, crossdressing? Fits, harmless though.

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Wait a sec, RDJ can cross-dress and you all still find him attractive? Damn, what am I missing here?

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:26pm.

Wait- how does he use an alias to buy things online? You can use a different name, but you still have to put your credit card information in there, including the name on the card.

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He has a credit card in his female name: Roberta Feather, the III

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@Louise: He can have his manager purchase it with his or her credit card. Then he reimburses him or her with cash.

I can see RDJ getting his drag on. One of the many reasons he is eccentrically AWESOME.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:18pm.
*sits next to Whamo on the I hate these bench*
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LOL, I don't see the point, without answers it's like doing a quiz and finding the answer page has been ripped out:)

*and YES I see what's going on here ladies*

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Wait- how does he use an alias to buy things online? You can use a different name, but you still have to put your credit card information in there, including the name on the card.

Bitingontinfoil's picture

RDJ for sure - I seem to recall a story where he was found with cocaine and a Wonder Woman costume. Just one more reason to love him!

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nothing RDJ does will ever surprise me...
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LOL!
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Dog's picture

Listen, if RDJ is dressing up his man garden as a lady, who are we to say no? He's earned the right to be eccentric after everything he's been through in Hollyweird.

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islandgirl's picture

How random--- just watched a back episode of The Graham Norton Show with RDJ and Jude Law and they showed the same still.

*cues Twilight Zone music*

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RDJ can do whatever the fuck he wants, including me with or without borrowing my clothes.

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*sits next to Whamo on the I hate these bench*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:17pm.

ugh! spoke too soon!

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No worries. He's busy trying to get his head through the door so he can use the men's room.

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IrishFury's picture

ugh! spoke too soon!
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Dog's picture

IF, look down. :-0

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IrishFury's picture

I hate him too Dog. (and dislike agreeing with you! ....but since Whamo isn't around - hi girlfriend! )
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Whamo's picture

I hate these but...

I hope RDJ isn't that much of a freak (although I guess it's better than using and waking on your neighbour's couch)

And

No one can convince me Robin Williams is totally straight, that dog don't hunt!

Nanners's picture

Cross dressing is a harmless hobby and not worth a blind item.

As for Lisa Marie, $cientology must have plenty of dirt on her already so she won't squeal.

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Dog's picture

I hate Jamie Foxx with the heat of a thousand curling irons.

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