Asshole Being An Asshole

24-year-old Christal Spann of Miami learned on Sunday night that the next time she wants to take a picture of Chris Brown with her iPhone, she should just take a picture of a torn off scab lying on the sidewalk instead. It’s more pleasant to look at and it won’t steal her iPhone.

NBCMiami says that the Miami-Dade State Attorney has opened up a file with Chris Brown’s name on it after he stole Christal’s iPhone when she tried to take his picture outside of Cameo in Miami. If this was anybody else, I would use the word “allegedly” somewhere in there, but this is Chris Brown I’m blogging about. The only time I’d use the word “allegedly” in a post about Chris Brown is if it was reported that he was “allegedly” not acting like a first degree douche.

Christal tells police that she was inside of Cameo on Sunday morning when she saw Chris Brown and Tyga leaving the club through a side door (pictures below). Christal and her friends followed Chris to his Bentley and she started taking pictures of him with her iPhone while he was sitting in the car. Being the charming and eloquent gentleman that he is, Chris Brown snatched Christal’s phone away before screaming at her, “Bitch you ain’t going to put that on no website.” Chris then rolled up his window and drove away without giving Christal her phone back. The State Attorney’s office will issue a warrant for Chris Brown’s arrest any minute now.

TMZ says that the L.A. County Probation Office is also looking at this case, because he’s still on probation for beating RiRi. If the Probation Office has reason to believe that Chris did steal Christal’s phone, the D.A. could snatch away his probation and throw his shit in jail.

Yeah, Christal’s iPhone is now tainted, but it could’ve been much worse. Like “swole eye” kind of worse. We all know what happened the last time a girl did something with a cell phone that Chris Brown didn’t like.