Afternoon Crumbs

February 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Katy Perry looks like Curly Sue on meth, so what I’m saying is that she’s never looked hotter! – ICYDK

Taylor Kitsch smickers (half smirk, half pucker) his way through the red carpet – Lainey Gossip

Stephen Dorff is a proud graduate of Mel Gibson’s School Of Courting – The Superficial

Your TV screens will soon be graced with some man-on-man lovin’ provided by Superman and Justin Bartha (not together) – Towleroad

The time Tommy Girl had a cunt midget meltdown over a pap photographing him without his high heels on – Celebitchy

Another day, another trick Marilyn Monroe-ing herself for a magazine – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I’m convinced that in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s closet is nothing but Herve Leger with a sewing machine - Hollywood Tuna

Amanda Seyfried’s hair could easily win Best Cocker Spaniel at Westminster – Popoholic

If Beyonce really wants to lose 40 pounds in 5 seconds, she should just take her lace front off – The Berry

Josh Brolin’s nipples, because why not? – Popsugar

Why is Star Magazine saying that picture of you on Saturday night is Drunktina? – Hollywood Rag

But did St. Angie write the foreword for Billy Bob’s new book in her own blood? – Just Jared

I’m sure Kanye sprays this on his caca logs - OMG Blog

The only solution I see to Kate Gosselin’s love problem is for her to lez out with OctoMom - I’m Not Obsessed

Are you there God? It’s me shitting into a bridal shop sink – Videogum



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