Wednesday, February 22nd 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Elizabeth Smart's People Magazine Cover
Here's kidnapping victim turned America's sweetheart Elizabeth Smart on the day she married her piece of a year Matthew Gilmour in Hawaii. Elizabeth Smart already got a free shade pass (good for one year) from me when she created an ice cold shield over her face that deflected Nancy Grace's concern troll bitchiness. Elizabeth Smart gets another free shade pass (good for one year) from me for this cover of People, because it's obvious that her wedding photographer was Glamour Shots! The only thing keeping this cover from being everything is a faux roman column in the back and a hot pink boa. I really hope People printed this issue on pearlized paper. It's the only way.
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@Mike,
You want us to tell you how it ends?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
*googles Gary Gilmour*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:22pm.
Titanic is on. You know you've seen a movie one too many times when you say the lines before they do. *flips around*
Never seen it.
anno - shit. I can't believe it's already been that long since she was found. Why was I thinking in the 5 year or newer range?
*getrs cane*
Nobody like my Gilmour joke? Or are you all too young (I know you're not)?
Titanic is on. You know you've seen a movie one too many times when you say the lines before they do. *flips around*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Don't y'all have google and spell check? Smdh. Lhah
Submitted by mbj on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
Anyone have any experience with replacing a cracked iPhone screen, either by yourself or paying someone to do it? :(
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Don't go to an Apple store - they charge too much.
You can order them online and do it yourself, but you risk messing it up if you open incorrectly.
I went to a local store that sold phones and did repairs. Cost me $50.00.
Thanks. In definitely not going to the Apple store.
Bacon Slut, rukiddingme - ok. pain med. Got it. Now to figure out how the fuck I got them.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:15pm.
Elizabeth either had some seriously excellent therapy, or she is a very strong woman to be able to be at this place in her life so shortly after all she endured.
Surprisingly, it's been almost 10 years since her kidnapping. Seems like yesterday.
Texn lol...but for why would anyone wanta eat flowers? It's not like they have flavor or anything.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@M.E.
That I do not know! LOL If you take them, I wouldn't plan on driving or thinking too clearly. I have a script and take them only as needed for muscle pain. I won't get within 50 yards of a steering wheel until they are completely out of my system.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
She looks cute, I can't snark.
Her daddy deserves to be punched for hiring random people off the street to fix his house.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
M.E. - My vet prescribed Tramadol for my dog after he had knee surgery. I believe it's a pain killer because the dog was on a separate anti-inflammatory at the same time.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
Anyone have any experience with replacing a cracked iPhone screen, either by yourself or paying someone to do it? :(
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Don't go to an Apple store - they charge too much.
You can order them online and do it yourself, but you risk messing it up if you open incorrectly.
I went to a local store that sold phones and did repairs. Cost me $50.00.
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:12pm.
What was she supposed to do? Wallow in self pity about being a kidnap and rape victim? It's been 10 years. Lots of victims of sexual crimes go on to lead normal lives....including marriage and children. It doesn't make them "creepy".
Sorry I am typing too fast cause im supposed to be working. Lifes...haha. Oops.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Love that People Magazine called Heather Locklear and Tom Cruise an "odd couple." Hahahahahah
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Elizabeth either had some seriously excellent therapy, or she is a very strong woman to be able to be at this place in her life so shortly after all she endured.
Every Hawaiian hotel puts those little orchids in everything, food drinks your bed your bath. They're edible too. She could have started to eat half that bouquet if she got the munchees.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:10pm.
Hmm. I'd say take spend the $75. Save yourself the hassel. But's that just me. Did you get the Apple Care when you bought the phone? It doesn't cover the smashed phone but if you get a 3rd party to fix it doesn't quite work right you can have Apple replace it under the Apple Care.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Bacon Slut - inneresting. How the FUCK did I come into possession of 10 of them floating in my change purse?
*scratches head*
Elizabeth Smart is fucking creepy and sure did move on fast with her life without much trauma after all she "went trough".
I haven't had anything to drank since NYE. Imma have to haz something alcoholic this weekend.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@M.E.
Yep. You need a script for it.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
GG and M.E., do you NOT see past the grossness into the humor of that article????? A freaking FLOOR TURD! Three feet of pee gel in the men's room!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:05pm.
I have no repoire with tech types, so I''d opt for a third party. The thought of attempting to replace it myself has also crossed my mind.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:08pm.
OMG Dog! I will never use a public restroom ever again!
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Yeah, but the way he wrote it had ma just cracking up!!!!
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That link was gross Dog!
Those orchids are pretty ME.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:07pm.
@M.E.
Tramadol is a non-narcotic muscle relaxant. It can make you wicked dizzy
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prescription only right?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:05pm.
Could someone please tell me exactly what Tramadol is?
An extended release pain reliever.
OMG Dog! I will never use a public restroom ever again!
@M.E.
Tramadol is a non-narcotic muscle relaxant. It can make you wicked dizzy.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:03pm.
This is straight out of 1985.
I was gonna say 1955 - looks like my mom's dress, only with short sleeves.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
I went into the Apple store...flipped my hair, flirted and played dumb...they gave me a new one. Not one of my prouder moments but I didn't want to spend any money! You get a nerdy Apple girl - it might work for you ;)
I know there are places that will replace the screen for like $75-$100. They have them at the mall usually. I have had a few corworkers do it..and they all seemed to be happy with it.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I absolutely LOVE that boquet.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
Anyone have any experience with replacing a cracked iPhone screen, either by yourself or paying someone to do it? :(
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I saw someone at Best Buy with that same issue. Let's just say she wasn't happy with the procedure for getting it fixed.
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Could someone please tell me exactly what Tramadol is?
Go Queenie! Haz fun!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This is straight out of 1985.
Anyone have any experience with replacing a cracked iPhone screen, either by yourself or paying someone to do it? :(
Queenie, love, I'm just going to stash myself in one of your suitcases so I can join you. ;-)
Don't mind me, I'll buy my own alcohol!
I'm happy for her considering all she endured, but for why do we need to have her on the cover of People? Ah well, I'm in a good mood today. I'm keeping positive about my shit, so here's good vibes to all of you having a bad day!
She's a sweetheart, really happy for her! ;P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Wonder if her piece is any relation to Gary Gilmour!!!
HOLLYWOOD'S ODDEST COUPLES! A FAG AND A MANNEQUIN!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Good for her for getting on with her life. Whatever the sentence was for the crazies that kidnapped her...it isn't enuff.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm so excited! I got a shore house for free for St. Patrick's Day weekend! My girlies and I are going to tear that shit UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
M.E., this is for you because I remember how shkeeved out you were when Shitney went barefoot in the gas station bathroom. This link is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.cracked.com/funny-4928-public-restrooms/
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