Open Post: Hosted By Elizabeth Smart’s People Magazine Cover
February 22, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Here’s kidnapping victim turned America’s sweetheart Elizabeth Smart on the day she married her piece of a year Matthew Gilmour in Hawaii. Elizabeth Smart already got a free shade pass (good for one year) from me when she created an ice cold shield over her face that deflected Nancy Grace’s concern troll bitchiness. Elizabeth Smart gets another free shade pass (good for one year) from me for this cover of People, because it’s obvious that her wedding photographer was Glamour Shots! The only thing keeping this cover from being everything is a faux roman column in the back and a hot pink boa. I really hope People printed this issue on pearlized paper. It’s the only way.
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