Justin Theroux Breakdances on Ellen, Doesn't Split His Jeggings
While promoting his role as Jennifer Aniston's full-time piece on Ellen, Justin "I Don't Talk About My Relationship!!!!!" Theroux sort of talked about Maddox's nemesis when he said she can't get enough of his sweet, sweet breakdancing moves. Justin's girlfriend, who we might know since her face is on the cover of InTouch Weekly ever got dayum week, watched him breakdance in Zoolander and now she asks him to do it all the time. Justin said that he can't get down without his special breakdancing shoes, and that's when Ellen magically pulled them out of her ass for him to slip on and dance for us. I don't think I've ever seen a manorexic bat breakdance before, but if I did, it would probably look a lot like what I just watched.
Okay, I'm a Brooklyn gay so some of my jeans are so damn tight that I need a shoe horn and a prayer to get into them, but Justin has me beat. Either Justin has a permanent case of blue balls from those jeggings suffocating them or he has the freshest balls ever since they're always vacuum packed. Those are the kind of jeans that need a zipper on the front and back. I could maybe wear those jeans as a shrug, but using them a chopstick cozy would be a more realistic.
Here's Justin at Jennifer Aniston's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony today wearing pretty much the exact same hipster pallbearer outfit he wore on Ellen. I don't know if he's wearing the same jeggings, but I wouldn't doubt it since that shit is impossible for him to get out of. After the ceremony, Jennifer, her daddy, Adam Sandler, Malin Akerman and a team of world champion tug-o-warers pulled those jeans off of him.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:41pm.
Pimpcessa you know what makes me smarter than you will ever be, dumb fuck? I was/am able to get blank checks from reasonable moral educated people who believed in my mind and dreams for the future, my sales pitch could make Bill Clinton cry. I have made them a lot of money after the fact. You couldn’t do these things if someone put a gun to your empty head because while I was killing myself WORKING you were busy watching “Friends”.
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And yet your are nothing more than a raging, classless asshole. Take it from a person who knows a bit about psychology - you is in need of some expensive therapy.
Haha, from reading warmjuice posts I can't seem to figure out whether he/she is male or female. Since it refers to itself both ways. And, btw, most of us with a bit of flow in the bank, don't stomp our feet on the internet trying to get people to believe we do. So, yeah, I think you're a LIAR. And you may want to get back to work before you get your delusional ass fired!
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Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 8:45pm.
Going through your posts, it's pretty evident that you're just as crazy and delusional as the people you're bickering about.
You're no different than the loonie Ang/Jen fan so get off your high horse and STFU!!!
K2 “a lot” is two different words. What did I protest about? To be honest I have no problem with any of these people- but I felt dumb. Let me explain;
I visited this site for years after getting bored by perez Hilton. I enjoyed the writing and the honesty. A few years into it I began looking slightly at the comment threads. I discovered that there were some insightful funny intelligent people in these threads and although I didn’t expect attention from I at least had the urge to make how I felt about the story known to them and most of all I like to assume MK reads what I write. Well over this time I didn’t get a screen name but what I observed after reading many posts was a term called “bradjaloonies” I think. I don’t even know the right name because I was indifferent to all parties involved. Now I did not EVER read the comments for jolie or aniston because I just didn’t care. But MK kept mentioning these aniston/jolie crazies- I THOUGHT HE WAS A BABY ABOUT IT. I considered at the time- you know, both have fans, they like a little drama, who cares.
Then I started reading the comments left for MK after ANY jolie/aniston post. Sickening. Bizarre. Inconsistent with reality. He wasn’t being a baby AND I WAS WRONG. So please just do yourself one big favor and don’t preach to me about the good life Sweetheart, you will know nothing of it. And as for your little friends who will forever giggle in shadows- find out at some point in your lives what a SOLID foundation is before idiotocracy begins.
I just HATE my big house, the charity I give to, the well-kept dogs I saved that run in a huge yard, vacations with close friends, two nice cars and hot studs coming by…man I wish I could change everything I have and be like you.
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Well, Mr. Toot My Own Horn (that's fuckin' weird), you sound ALOT like Jen Aniston. So let me guess... the hot studs coming by.. are those paid for studs and is this by choice or because NO one wants to commit to you(w/that cunty personality)!!!?? You'd think since you had so much in common with her and can relate to her, you'd actually like the girl.
* You've wasted alot of energy trying to make us believe you are successful , so I wont try and crush your fantasy * ..But what makes you think you're the only one on this thread living the good life? I think thou protest too much.
Aniston is hypocrite and has no talent... dont ask why she play the same role over and over again!! You will never see her in a movie with short, dark hair and bad clothes...just saying!!:D
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Uh, she's been there and done that. Does ,The Good Girl come to mind? Bad clothes, bad hair which was darker in color and blah. And Horrible Bosses she had dark hair...NEXT ...
I find it very telling that Jen An seems to always have lots of friends (male and female), has a very pleasant smile, no one who has worked with her/dated her has ever had one negative thing to say about her, while Angie Jo doesn't seem to have any friends other than the men she has slept with.
Odd.
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Question;
What do Jennifer Aniston, Libra, Dog and M.E. have in common?
Answer;
Forever dry cunts.
"Ooo warmjuice isn’t upset that MKs obvious love for Jolie is bullshit waaaaa
Or
Even though I am not a fan of aniston Ooo I am upset at warmjuice OOOOO because he puts down people who get in his face and then go on and on about MKs obvious love for Jolie waaaaaa I CO-SIGH ON EVERYTHING NO MATTER HOW STUPID WAAAAAA I CANT DEAL WITH ANYTHING WAAAAAAA
Ooo I love my cliquex TEE HEE HEE"
Loooooooooseeeeers
Submitted by Libra on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:45pm.
How do you freaks even breathe with your heads shoved so far up your asses? It wouldnt suprise if YOU were all one person.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:45pm.
suspicion validated.
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Same here!
I just can't hate on justin and jen. I find them really likeable. *shrugs* do your thing you two. Live in the moment.
AM i suppose to believe Justin didn't know about the breakdance!!!!!!!!!! And what a good timing for buying a hollywood star... new movie to promote with her new man!!!!! Aniston is hypocrite and has no talent... dont ask why she play the same role over and over again!! You will never see her in a movie with short, dark hair and bad clothes...just saying!!:D
Pimpcessa you know what makes me smarter than you will ever be, dumb fuck? I was/am able to get blank checks from reasonable moral educated people who believed in my mind and dreams for the future, my sales pitch could make Bill Clinton cry. I have made them a lot of money after the fact. You couldn’t do these things if someone put a gun to your empty head because while I was killing myself WORKING you were busy watching “Friends”. But thank you for being the BEARER OF TRUTH and letting me know NONE of these things are true, genius. You have a bright future ahead of you, I just HATE my big house, the charity I give to, the well-kept dogs I saved that run in a huge yard, vacations with close friends, two nice cars and hot studs coming by…man I wish I could change everything I have and be like you. Is Friends on?
warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 5:16pm.
No pressure, but, I asked you something in the new OP.
Honestly, I don't know what is funnier. Taking 'Dlisted' too seriously or taking 'any' celebrity too seriously.
I'm pretty sure the author of this blog eats, shits, farts pukes and will eventually die just like the cheesy celebs he writes about. None of us get out alive.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
I don’t own anything because I am just not smart enough? Hmmm..that sounds like my first reply to you when I ended it with “bitch, you’re not smart enough to get in my face”. So if I am so stupid why are you re-quoting me? I hope people read this whole thread to see what intelligent people write like and a person who has nothing “go fuck yourself" (and now ending things with) "your just not smart enough” and aniston/jolie google alerts flopping around in their useless heads . And by ALT I meant a made up profile on here from another person trying to act like two different people, that’s what I THOUGHT alt meant, but according to you I am always wrong and you never are.
LOL
Warmjiz, I honestly don't believe you're intelligent enough to own any stores. You seem to only enjoy starting arguments and calling names. And, yes, I altered your name because if the shoe fits....
Whatever, i have better things to do with my free time then sit around and be insulted by an obvious liar. You don't own anything, because you're just not smart enough.
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Pimpcessa I don’t own a chain, derp. I own three. Two in Michigan and one in Texas. I cannot believe how dumb you are. I am an alt? Thats news to me. So anyone that disagrees with you and your lunatic ramblings is just one person? Cliques are weird and boring, yours is the worst I’ve ever seen. PLEASE tell me more of what i am,
Satan, I have loved nutrition and fitness starting at 16 or so. I grew up poor uneducated and skinny ugly but I found a great refuge in the health food store. I got hired at one as a cashier when I really wanted to consult people on what to buy and such. I was patient, worked my way up, studied and found investors that believed in me. That’s just off the top of my head but when there is an open post and you’re on somewhere ill post more detailed information about the nuts and bolts of having business ownership. IF he loves something other than food-based stuff( a lot of work, not a lot of profit and a LOT of outside interference) THAT is the business your man should do.
Dog, sweetheart, its 3:40 in the afternoon and yes I just love taking time out of my day doing accounting for my stores just to try to get you to understand what a waste a time it is to spend one second thinking about loving or hating jolie or aniston. EWWW MK IS LIKE SO BITTER HE MUST LOVE JOLIE N STUFF LEAVE JENNE AAALOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Yeah when I read pathetic bullshit like that I will leave a few comments, derp.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:45pm.
suspicion validated.
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Yuppers! Me, too!
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suspicion validated.
Bitch claims to own a chain of health food stores, yet sits on the computer all day creating hate and discontent to a bunch of people she doesn't even know. Doesn't sound too healthy to me.....
You do realize that one of the causes of cancer per the "John Hopkins Cancer Update" is....
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.
A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, un-forgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to
have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
Ok, now that I have schooled your ass again "warmjiz", one last thing.....FUCK OFF, you know, AGAIN!
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Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:36pm.
Hate to tell you this, but I couldn't care less about Aniston or Jolie. But before you go pointing your claw at others for obsessing about either one of them, what do you think YOU'RE doing going all crackhead crazy up in here? You have polite and intelligent personal trainers, but 1) they can't be that great if they're selling vitamins in a health store rather than training people, and 2) You obviously trained them to do as you say and not as you do because you are rude, crude and an idiot.
*golf clap*
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warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:13pm.
Your wife is a lucky woman to be married to a successful entrepreneur. How'd you get in the biz? My hubby is trying to find a new line of work because twenty plus years in the building business has petered out and we are both looking to start up a new business and we are also into alternative health and wellness.
Maybe you could post something in an OP later (don't want to go wayyyyyyyy off topic here).
Ellen looka like a man! <--my one barely on topic post.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Dog, I hired something called (say it with me now)” diiiiistriiict maaaanagers” and “shiiiift maaaaanagers” I hire kind polite intelligent personal trainers that sell in the vitamin section- you know, people who are completely opposite of you. I just simply cannot believe how stupid some of you are; trash trying their best to decipher what is going on in the real world while their jolie/aniston google alerts go off. Unreal.
Mickey, any close up shot of Julia Roberts is vomit-inducing.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:11pm.
"You can also see how much she's aged since then, too. But her fivehead vein still looks minty fresh, if a little heavier."
Ah, the throbbing evidence of Botox. Jolie's veiny situation compares only to Julia Roberts' predicament. Her close-up in "Eat Pray Love" nearly made me pass out.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:13pm.
Ha that’s funny. Wrong AGAIN. I am a man that owns three successful health food stores in two major cities. I get to sit on my ass all day and make fun of your freaks because I put forth the hard work to do so.
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So basically you decided to be successful so you could sit on your ass all day and fight with people on the internet?
Yeah, there's a life goal.
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Aniston is a walking box of Nilla Wafers and Jolie's chop-shtick legs globetrotting all over hell's half acre with her brood and Midwest manpurse is boring.
Can't we all move on?
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Whoever said the Jolie fans are mature and classy.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Are you frikkin kidding me???
I believe the term "Loonie" originated with Brange's fans... that's sayin A LOT !!!
Vacuum packed balls!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are a gift, MK!
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Was it East End Girl whose comment was "X"?
So, succinct! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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"Gas station bathrooms should only be entered if you are on fire or in a zombie movie" ~ cracked.com
Ha that’s funny. Wrong AGAIN. I am a man that owns three successful health food stores in two major cities. I get to sit on my ass all day and make fun of your freaks because I put forth the hard work to do so. I grew up worse than dirt poor but I made something out of my life regardless. I am far from inconsistent except to those who are worse than counter-intuitive. Just because someone isn’t impressed by Jennifer Aniston doesn’t mean they are “DURRRR! TEAM JOLIE!!” no matter how much you spin it. Both have fans that sound like Whitney on her worst day and I honestly don’t see any other celebrities that have…whatever that is(tard freak fans?). Are their fans stuck in a time capsule perhaps? You bitches need to get a life but don’t get me wrong I love making fun of you so on the other hand don’t!
PSL, I think she'll hit #700 by midday tomorrow if she logs off as Satan and actually moves.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
Dog! So good to see your canine side-eye!
P.S. That was a good link. Even her hardcore fans will have to admit that AJ looked totally different during her Billy Bob phase.
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You can also see how much she's aged since then, too. But her fivehead vein still looks minty fresh, if a little heavier.
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K2 you forgot "X"
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Dog! So good to see your canine side-eye!
P.S. That was a good link. Even her hardcore fans will have to admit that AJ looked totally different during her Billy Bob phase.
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Dog, oh fuck. hahahahaha
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted to do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
PSL, please update your spreadsheet. She is at #699 and holding.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/23/2012 - 3:55pm.
Where is a troll or an alt when you need one? They at least provide decent entertainment.
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted to do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
while we're on the subject I just want to make one point. I really believe that Angelina's fans have for the most part conducted themselves with more class and maturity. The worst names I've heard them call Aniston is The Chin. Plus (accurate) comments on her acting skills.
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WOW. You must not know your way around a Just Jared thread. Look a little deeper and you'd be surprise to find that Jolie fans are the bottom of the barrel scum when it comes to ripping on Aniston. Maturity? I think fuckin' NOT. The chin? That's all you've heard? Hmmm. How about Maniston, barren, empty womb, desperate, hag, spinster, wishing death on her for her smoking habit or tanning too much (cancer) ... oh, the crazy list goes on. And this is for a woman who was very much humiliated, lied to, and dumped by her cheating husband for his co-star. Yeah - maturity and Jolie fans dont go hand in hand.
Hi Moo!
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Where is a troll or an alt when you need one? They at least provide decent entertainment.
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I just don't get the Jen haters.
Anyway, I like Justin cause I err.. do like the dark-hipster-look - still deciding about the corporate hipster look
And seriously folks, the guy may not be the most famous actor, but he's making his mark with writing. Tropic Thunder anyone? Funny stuff that.
He is kinda tiny though :O
Hey there PSL, been a while since I came around, but I have been working a lot. Good to see you still here. And, yes I agree, AJ has had the same hair and clothing color since forever but the loons only see what they want to see.
Haha, I come back for a moment and get attacked by some ghetto loser on here.
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Pimplecessa you make it easy to prove my points. In order to get in someone’s face you to have an IQ above 50, a simple “go fuck yourself” is pretty tired compared to all the good juicy(and something strange called “thought out”) put downs I gave you and your sickening ilk. How did you have time to write this with your aniston google alert going off? How are you able to juggle such an exciting and creative reality? I can really tell you don’t give a damn about my thoughts on anyone, and you told me to go fuck myself again. How can I even compete such an icon as you, a Jennifer Aniston fan? I am now humbled. Isnt her skin AAAMAAAAAAAAAZING?
Not going through ALL the comments but just say that Jen is cute and quite likable... her movie choices on the other hand.... UGH !!!
She has done some good work in "Management", "Good girl" and "Horrible bosses" but other than that, her movies SUCK!!!
But I'm still a fan... she has great comedic timing and seems genuinely nice. Not to mention her latest piece is SMOKIN' hot too!!!
I think Justin is the hottest man she's ever been with.
Pimpcessa!!!! Hi!!!
Why do all the Angie loons talk about Jen having the same hair for years? It's not like Angie's changed hers either. Just saying. (I like them both)
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I didn't wanna pressure you, baby ... no
But all I ever wanted to do... I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come... runnin'!
Warmcessa or Pimpjuice or whatever.
SHADDUP!
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ANGIE IS A BITCH!
FUCK YOU, JEN IS BORING!
ANGIE STOLE BRAD!
JEN HAS NO LIFE AND IS A JELLY HATER!
GET LOST AND DIE, ANG IS AN INTERNATIONAL AMBASSADOR!
WELL JEN HAS NICE HAIR. STOP BEING JELLIS!
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LOL IF! it's pretty crazy in here, Imma go back to Lilo.....
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