Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Lower tier actress – you know her name – is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.

Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time fucking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for shits and giggles, because he’s a twisted fuck. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is…she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close. (Lainey Gossip)

Michael Bay (of pigs) and Ashley Greene? Ashley Greene needs to do her research, because everyone knows that Michael Bay is the real life Chad from In The Company of Men. Every young actress and Victoria’s Secret model checks under her bed every night, because there’s a good chance Michael Bay is under there with a bikini in one hand and a sponge for her to wash his Ferrari with in the other.

Michael Bay is a tall drink of douche and any young actress who auditions for him should know that he’s either going to make them buff his rims or rim him in the buff.

It turns out that Hollywood is not the only place you need beards. Sports also has a need for beards. What happens when you combine the two? You get an NFL player who wants to meet gay actors so “dates” a B list actress. Hey, she has done it before for a reality star. (CDAN)

I’m getting a later start than usual this morning, because while researching this blind item like any serious journalist would, I Googled “gay NFL” and it took me on a journey that can only be described as visual lube. My fap material file is all filled up now. Anyway, my guess for this is pocket beard Hayden Pantyairs, Scotty McKnight and Stephen Colletti? That Scotty McKnight dude never made my gaydar pucker until I started looking pictures of him. In almost every picture, Scotty makes the same OMGSOEXCITEDTOSEENEWPEEN face I make whenever Corbin Fisher adds a new porn piece.

Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships pop up in the news. (BuzzFoto)

Sheryl Crow? Kelly Clarkson?

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