Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant out to tell her he wasn’t showing. I mean, he’s a legendary misogynist. And there’s nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.
Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he’s having a great time fucking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she’s starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there’s not much there to begin with. But it’s not like it would help. Again, he’s just doing this because he can, for shits and giggles, because he’s a twisted fuck. As he explained to a colleague, “That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies.” And it’s like he’s almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she’d be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he’s giving her a “life lesson”. Oh, and “if she offers me a blowjob, I’ll take it. One of these days, maybe I’ll throw her a favour”. Sad part is...she’s coming close to it. She’s coming very close. (Lainey Gossip)
Michael Bay (of pigs) and Ashley Greene? Ashley Greene needs to do her research, because everyone knows that Michael Bay is the real life Chad from In The Company of Men. Every young actress and Victoria's Secret model checks under her bed every night, because there's a good chance Michael Bay is under there with a bikini in one hand and a sponge for her to wash his Ferrari with in the other.Michael Bay is a tall drink of douche and any young actress who auditions for him should know that he's either going to make them buff his rims or rim him in the buff.
It turns out that Hollywood is not the only place you need beards. Sports also has a need for beards. What happens when you combine the two? You get an NFL player who wants to meet gay actors so "dates" a B list actress. Hey, she has done it before for a reality star. (CDAN)
I'm getting a later start than usual this morning, because while researching this blind item like any serious journalist would, I Googled "gay NFL" and it took me on a journey that can only be described as visual lube. My fap material file is all filled up now. Anyway, my guess for this is pocket beard Hayden Pantyairs, Scotty McKnight and Stephen Colletti? That Scotty McKnight dude never made my gaydar pucker until I started looking pictures of him. In almost every picture, Scotty makes the same OMGSOEXCITEDTOSEENEWPEEN face I make whenever Corbin Fisher adds a new porn piece.
Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships pop up in the news. (BuzzFoto)
Sheryl Crow? Kelly Clarkson?
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pfk - I haven't tried swimming, but it's a great idea!
I think you are spot on with Sheryl Crow/Lance Armstrong. As for cheating, I watched a documentary about steroids and banned substances in sports. ALL athletes - professionals, olympians, etc. use substances. They play a delicate game of properly dosing themselves and stopping in time to pass the piss tests.
And yes, I'm sure the Coreys (along with countless other child actors) were used and abused frequently. Look at that fat pig of a manager (the one who managed the boy bands) Lou Perlman I think - if you wanted to be in a boy band like BSB, you had to be his plaything. fucking sick
GossipNaked, have you tried swimming?
Also, I seriously doubt #3 is Crow because she was really into Lance Armstrong. When they broke up I got the impression she was the one who was hurt. Then she got diagnosed with breast cancer and I heard her say in an interview that making that call to inform Armstrong was the hardest thing she ever had to do, but to tell the truth, to me, he didn't really seem to care that much even though he had suffered from testicular cancer in the past. Then he got married and had more kids on top of the several he had with his first wife. She wound up adopting. Not too long ago Armstrong said the problem in their relationship had been that she had wanted kids while he wasn't ready for more at the time. He sounds kind of like an asshole. He probably did cheat to win all of those Tour de France bike races using some kind of banned substance that made him lose one of his balls.
I agree with GossipNaked. There are a lot of freaks running Hollywood. I just read an article not too long ago about how The Coreys Feldmen and Haim were passed around like a football when they were still just kids. Another article talked about the abuses of the 'casting couch' where the head of the actor's union was quoted several times. Rape and stuff like that happens a lot because there are SO MANY losers with power in that town. Besides, didn't Megan Fox actually sort of speak of Bay with a little fondness in the same sentence she compared him to Hitler? It was Spielberg who fired her after all.
No one on this site has tits bigger than mine. They are disgustingly huge and heavy. And they SAG LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. I go to physical therapy 3x a week for that shit. I have TriCare - they will tell me to lose weight before I can get a reduction. Try exercising with massive sandbags on your chest....
Sorry...needed to vent. I WISH my tits looked like those pink painted puppies!
As for Michael Bay - as foul as he is, I'm sure a most of Hollyweird operates like that.
Wood Dragon - you ARE SO RIGHT!!!!
Wow, Michael Bay is a gorilla pig.
michael bay is vile and thanks to hollywood, he is allowed to act like a digusting 15 year old boy because every movie he makes appeals to that age group.
tits, cut off shorts, wet t-shirs, No thats not girls gone wild, its a Michael Bay movie, the difference is that GGW is unscripted and apparently michael bay's movies have a script.
First Item: I don't know, that kind of smells like a Vanessa Hudgens to me (and by that I mean it smells like a day old egg sandwich and patchouli). Vanessa seems like the type who thinks she's hot shit.
I wouldn't consider Sheryl Crow B/C list, but according to Mama at the Real Estalker, she's supposedly been romantically involved with Anne Heche. I couldn't find any evidence of it myself.
If it's Vanessa Carlton, good on her. I love her music.
Michael Bay should be executed immediately. He's loathsome.
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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 5:46pm.
The last one is Vanessa Carlton from what I hear.
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Submitted by mbj on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:51pm.
It's great to know you have giant tits!
:) SweeeeeeeeeeeeetASS!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I agree that every woman in California need to do a group care bear Go FUCK Yourself stare to Micheal Bay. He is gross.
The last one is Vanessa Carlton from what I hear.
It cannot be Sheryl Crow cause according to her lyrics she has been very in love (Eric Clapton) and she is more than B/C list. She has won many awards and is still celebrated.
"Michael Bay (of pigs) and Ashley Greene?"
Talentless douchebag assclown dude who directs movies for braindead retards
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talentless douchebag assclown chick who plays in movies for braindead retards
Whoa, i'm overwhelmed by the options which side to chose here.
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#3 is not Kelly Clarkson - she's only written a handful of her own songs. "Since U Been Gone" and "My Life Would Suck Without You" were written by Max Martin and Dr. Luke, while her current hit was written by some other Swedish dude.
I'm going to guess Sara Bareilles. She fits in that B/C space...
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
On number one, if he was a real sadist. He'd tell her to GAIN 10 pounds. It is Hollywood after all.
Amateur.
Submitted by mbj on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:34pm.
wah why won't you let your tits be great???
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HA HA! That's what an ex boyfriend said. He was devastated. Although, my back felt better! Clearly, like Dog, my weight goes straight to my boobs. I am proud to say not a single stretch mark.
*drools*
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How did this thread turn into a discussion about boobs? The last time I got measured was at Intimates, it's expensive as fuck but they totally stoke your ego b/c they go by a different size system (European maybe?). By their standards I was a 36F, which I think means I'm about a DDD everywhere else. Personally I've had no problems with my breast size, no back pain just yet. I think I have a similar case of the "light boobs". Guess I got to wait a few years and a have children before I get to the point of considering reduction. I sure as hell won't do it if my only option was to go to an A cup. There's absolutely nothing wrong with A cups (I envy the fact A Cuppers can wear just about anything), it would just be a major change for me physically, and for my shape it would make me very unproportional.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:34pm.
wah why won't you let your tits be great???
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HA HA! That's what an ex boyfriend said. He was devastated. Although, my back felt better! Clearly, like Dog, my weight goes straight to my boobs. I am proud to say not a single stretch mark.
rofl ... somewhere in Manhattan Tina Fey is looking up Corbin Fisher.
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:44pm.
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There's a scale a work for shipping packages that I put on a high surface and placed my boobs on it. They stick out a good bit, being as big as they are. There's a button on the scale that saves the weight of the last item you put on there, so I push that and can see the number after removing them. ;)
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Submitted by mbj on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:34pm.
I had a reduction. Went from 32DDD to 32C Loved it. Two years and 7 lbs later, I am up to a 34DD. :(
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wah why won't you let your tits be great???
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I had a reduction. Went from 32DDD to 32C Loved it. Two years and 7 lbs later, I am up to a 34DD. :(
Chantall bras are great. Try Nordstoms they give great customer service and have a wonderful selection.
Good luck with the appeal.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:44pm.
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There's a scale a work for shipping packages that I put on a high surface and placed my boobs on it. They stick out a good bit, being as big as they are. There's a button on the scale that saves the weight of the last item you put on there, so I push that and can see the number after removing them. ;)
His ego is still bruised from Megan Fox dissing him publicly so now every pretty girl must pay.
if the first one is true, what a fucking asshole michael bay is, unbelievable...and he's never made a good movie, and spielberg got his back(remember megan fox' hitlercomments)
in recent pics ashley looked incredibly frail, poor girl
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you can get those bras but in specialty store
I wear 32 DD and they are a pain to find bras for
I like chantell bras (kinda not cheap) but I save up for them
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I've never been in love with a man, either. I like to fuck them, but they're filthy, immature, insensitive and from another planet so I can't stand the thought of living with one.
Hey, I must be gay!
There really should be an award for Most Desperate Hollywood Hag of the 2010s to present to Ashley Greene. Oh honey, in a series of movies that feature bad acting, you still stand out as being awful.
Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man- Leanne Falcour Rimes
I don't understand why bay is allowed to watch movies let alone make them. My five year old nephew shits out more interesting stuff than the garbage bay makes.
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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:26pm.
Please know I'm not making fun but I just have to know. How in funbag hell does one weigh her breasts unless she's BloHan, who could toss hers over her own shoulder?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:06pm.
What is it with people on the D who expect every set of boobs to be sticking out like fake bolt-ons? Do women expect men's (hideous) testicles to not hang down? It's the same damn thing but women are set to this ridiculous standard.
RIGHT ON! And I think her boobs look BETTER than the obvious fake ones. AND everyone is different! Some people are gonna sag sooner than others. Some are perkier... I mean, there are some boobs out there that are not meant for public consumption, but this girl is not in that category. And I can't believe I'm even commenting on this. But IF is right.
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Submitted by Catsclaw on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:55pm.
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Thanks ladies. I haven't tried to appeal. I went for a consult with the surgeon who did a wonderful job with my friend's reduction (barely visible anchor scar, still has nipple sensation, can breast feed). Apparently, my bewbs are light compared to most DDD's. They will only cover it if I remove 450 ccs from each breast. In the doctor's opinion, I'd come out of it with A's. That's way too small for my body type. I just weighed them are they come out to about 4.5 lbs all together. They keep me from exercising too, which, of course, can only add to health issues. Even $40+ bras can't keep them up or the weight off my shoulders... if I can even find a bra that fits, because, I'm also apparently too skinny to have DDD's. Try finding anything smaller than 36 for D cups, let alone DDD's. It's nearly impossible! (no, I will not get nursing bras for my non-lactating breasts)I'm terrified of how big they will get when I'm pregnant.
I have a ref. for another surgeon in the area. I'll get a second opinion and then appeal if it comes to that. Why didn't I think of appealing earlier?
And, yes, all the girls I know that have had reductions LOVE their smaller breasts and highly recommend it(must have been something in the water at our high school, I know of at least 5).
Sounds to me like Michael Bay was rejected in Jr High and now spends his adult life getting back at the girls who refused to go to the winter dance with him.
Lol
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 2:01pm.
"A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax. While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse." WTF!!!
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Michael Bay needs to go back to the old days of Hollywood were you could get away with constantly being a douche bag asshole as long as you put out good movies, his movies all suck so what is his excuse. Her boobs look fine to me, she needs to tell this prick to fuck off, and then he needs to go a fuck off. Last one is my girl Sheryl, good luck taking a dip in the lady pond, my thoughts and desires and inclinations are there too.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:29pm.
Kelly Clarkson is too obvious; she's been encountered by gay rumors since she had first come onto the scene and she has addressed them time and time again.
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So did Ricky Martin. So did Clay Aiken. So did Liberace. Take your pick.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
My fave M.B. definition from U.D.
1. He never talks about anything other than sex and explosions. That guy is such a Michael Bay!
Submitted by evil.little.f__k. on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:24pm.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michael+bay
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"A movie that is profitable, but at the same time painful to watch."
"The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films."
"A gigantic piece of excrement weighing in at over 200 million Courics in accordance to his last movie's highly inflated effects budget (1x Katie Couric is about 2.5 lbs of fecal matter)"
"A director who provides proof that there is no god"
"A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax. While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse." WTF!!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:13pm.
Every time I see Ashley Greene in those vampire movies I am seriously never sure which one she IS.
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I've only seen the first one, and all the young women looked the same to me. The men, too. Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattison both have durr face, but those two and Miss Lip-Biter are the only ones whose faces I recognize; I guess one had to have read the books to really understand what distinguishes one bland character from the other.
Michael Bay (of pigs) - hahahahahahaha!
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Dark-sided!
CokeyBloke, I had the same problem after I had my son. I think I may have gone up to an F in cup size after giving birth, and I never went down, even after I was done breastfeeding. I had two breast reduction surgeries and I am still a D, but I guess that's okay because I was always a D, ever since high school. I've always hated it. Jessica Simpson looks like she's going to have the same problem as I did after that baby is born.
Your insurance should cover it. Get a plastic surgeon who specializes in breast reduction to help with the appeal. I am so happy to be smaller. Before, it always felt like there was a knife was between my shoulder blades. now I am pain free.
BTW, the surgeon said he couldn't bring me down to an A even if I wanted it. He said it would be too dangerous to remove that much breast tissue. Insurance companies are full of shit!!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:25pm.
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Spayed, please! Whoro has all my stats and is currently drooling.
WHORE!
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Whoro just went to the dentist which is why he is drooling, Miss Condiment Whore. I'm watching you so you better stay out of my way. You and your lowered rack.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:25pm.
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Spayed, please! Whoro has all my stats and is currently drooling.
WHORE!
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Omg natural tits! Booooo! *eyeroll*
Her boobs don't bother as much as her nose. What's up with that?
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:25pm.
You're older than me. Hmmm. Does Whoro know this?
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Bitches, I never said I have saggy boobs, LOL! My boobs are just fine and I'm 42 and nursed three babies! (and a husband who won't fucking wean)
I'm saying I don't think her boobs are saggy. They simply fall where they should fall, based on her size. Saggy is totally different. Bewbs some in all shapes and sizes and it's all normal.
Fuck porn and Hollywood.
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Who knew Michael Bay had this nice a bod?!
Can we get him into a painted on suit too?
I don't think Ashley Green is anything special either esp. with that bad nosejob and no hips.
Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 1:16pm.
God help me but I think Ashley Greene's bikini top and breasts are SUPER SESSY
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