And What Did Lindsay Lohan Wear To Court Today?

February 22, 2012 / Posted by:

If that Sheriff is having a face orgasm from staring at Lindsay Lohan’s freckled ass dumplings, then we all know that in the state of California exists a Sheriff who spends his off-duty hours watching granny porn while fucking a bag of prunes. The Belle of the California Justice System returned to her home away from the Chateau Marmont with White Oprah this morning for her second to last probation hearing.

As expected, Judge Stephanie sprinkled lines of crushed up gold stars in front of LiLo for doing what she’s supposed to do including completing her community service and showing up to her therapy sessions. LiLo just has to finish up 14 hours of morgue duty and 5 therapy sessions before her last hearing on March 29th and then she’ll be a FREEEEEE crackie.

Judge Stephanie must be a special kind of vampire who can glamour cokey zombies into doing what she wants, because it’s a miracle that after all these years of spitting at the taint of the justice system, LiLo is no longer speeding down the Fuck Up Highway. Since Judge Stephanie has LiLo well trained (for now), can she please order her to stop bleaching her weave until it’s the color of stomach bile? Peroxide should take a restraining order out against LiLo, because nobody’s hair color should be the exact shade of dick funk. And on a positive note, I do like LiLo’s mint dress. It’s very “call girl on an early episode of Miami Vice.”

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