Afternoon Crumbs
The portrait of real love is CoCo’s honey-glazed titty balls spilling out of her quinceanera dress at hers and Ice-T’s 10th anniversary ball – Crunk + Disorderly
If world-renowned artist James Franco put a frame around that forehead zit and auctioned it off at Sotheby’s, it would beat records and shit – Lainey Gossip
Karrueche Tran is such a caring girlfriend for letting Chris Brown fuck and whoop on other tricks – The Superficial
Brandi Glanville is living the dream – Celebitchy
But why does this naked ass pregnant model have chopstick antennas sticking out of her hat? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jessie J’s dress looks like something Austin Scarlett would make if there was a hemoglobin challenge on Project Runway – Hollywood Tuna
What in the hell kind of GD gay marriage photo shoot doesn’t include at least 100 hi-res shots of honeymoon butt sex? – Towleroad
HA@Evan Rachel Wood thinking she’s Duckie – The Berry
HA@Nicki Minaj thinking she’s a Marilyn Monroe Avatar – ICYDK
The wailing girl who got Nicole Scherminger fired is a Nickelodeon star now – Just Jared
Speaking of Scherminger, she was at the BRIT Awards for some reason – Celebslam
I am much more interested in what’s going on between that chick in the white bikini and her dog in the background – Popsugar
Methinks Rose McGowan’s cheeks and chesticles come from the same laboratory – Popoholic
Surprise, surprise, QuickTrim is about as useless as its spokeswhores – I’m Not Obsessed
Oh, here’s just a dude having an intimate moment with Jean Dujardin’s right ass cheek – OMG Blog
They’ll play this clip again on 48 Hours Mystery when the pug goes missing. You can’t trust a dog-massaging pussy – The Daily What
Kevin Bacon’s crib looks like a house used for corporate retreats – Cityrag
Crazy is the story about Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld shooting himself in the head and then calling 911 when he didn’t die. – Hollywood Rag