How do you say “escandalo” with a British accent? Escandaloooooooo? However you say it, there was a little bit of that at the BRIT Awards in London tonight after the crown jewel on England’s tiara, Adele, was cut off for Blur and responded the way any refined lady would: by flipping a trick off. The Queen herself probably spit out the tobacco she was chewing and kicked her pumps off to whoop it up for Adele sticking a finger up to the man.
Just like she did at the Grammys, Adele won Album of the Year and was given exactly three seconds to thank everyone she needed to thank before she got cut the hell off for Blur’s 11 minute-long performance. Adele quickly said that she’ll see everyone next time before she scarred the innocent eyes of a million British children by doing this:
Adele told reporters afterward that she was throwing an erect “fuck you” at the suits and not her fans. Adele went on to explain, “ I’m sorry if I offended anyone, it was the suits that offended me.” The Sun says that before the show ended, Adele quit that bitch and “stormed” out of the arena. YAAASSS! Here I was thinking that Adele was this generation’s Angela Lansbury and as sweet as a sugar cube dipped in honey, so I love it that she brought the diva tonight by sashaying out of there. But Adele should put some stank on that bird flip the next time she does it. That’s the most charming “fuck you” I’ve ever seen. It was like watching an actual bird (that looks like this) flip. I kind of went “awww” inside when she did it.