Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Dana Jackson, the ultimate cougar who married her 87-year-old piece Bill (CRADLE ROBBING HUSSY!) on her 100th birthday at the Rosewood Health Care Center in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Dana has slipped a ball and chain around her married finger three times before, but the last time she got hitched it wadn’t no big thang. So Dana did up big this time by wearing a vaginal white (copyright: RuPaul) wedding dress before rolling down the aisle to her boy toy groom. Maybe it’s because I’m a bitter crusty cunt who is destined to spend his end days talking to the wallpaper bubbles in his basement room at the nursing home, but I don’t see this shit lasting. Did you see how Bill is flirting with that young trick? I hope Dana got a prenup to protect her caramel square stash.

Dana knows what she’s doing. I’m sure she just married him for the heterosexual lemon party on their wedding night. Get that young peen, Dana.

via Jezebel

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